For a decade, FU has served as a battleground for those of us who take it way too seriously and allowed us to construct teams of our own making....
So after a little chat with the Serengeti coach where we briefly discussed his desire to make Essendon players don the Buffalo colours and my...
Another year and another review filled with stats, records, some words around the edges and no added artificial colours or flavours. This year we...
Megalo! Megalo! Megalo! Grab a cup of tea or a glass of whiskey, a packet of Kit Kat and make sure you won’t get disturbed for at least the next...
So you think you can draft? Well, we'll see about that. The players have been assessed, the teams have had the ruler run over them and the...
Unlike a dreaded annual performance review at work, this FU review won’t have back handed compliments, far fetched criticism and negative...
It's that time of year again. That honeymoon period where every coach has traded in next season's breakout superstars and drafted the next Norm...
Welcome to my epic review thread. Being in a job has taught me how to put numbers on a page, make them look pretty and then convincingly tell you...
So 17 home and away FU games have been played, we've seen plenty of SC scores being pulled out from backsides, 17 worthy weekly POOYA winners have...
Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti (Korumburra): Scored 144 points in a 3 point win over the Vikings. Up to round 19 he had averaged 70.3 from 18 games...
Nominations for the final weekly POOYA of 2017 will be open until 8pm AEST Wednesday 9th August. Some ideas: Josh Caddy's 137? Maynard's 109?...
Luke Ryan (Gisborne): Scored 136 points in a 157 point loss to the Bulls. Up to round 18 he had averaged 66.0 from 6 games with 0 scores of 100+...
In seasons past, 16 losses would guarantee you the coveted PSD pick #1. However, this year we've had the misfortune of good drafting, youngsters...
Nominations will be open until Wednesday August 2nd 8pm AEST. Some ideas that may or may not be worthy of a nomination... Cockatoo's 92? A...
Ben Brown (Eden): Scored 134 points in a 69 point win over the Parasites. Up to round 17 he had averaged 74.1 from 16 games with 2 scores of 100+...
As usual, deadline is Wednesday 8pm AEST Wednesday 26th July. Some nomination ideas.... Lester's 134? Crisp's 129? Gunston' 146? Charlie Curnow's...
Daniel McStay (King Island): Scored 110 points in a 276 point win over the Barcrawlers. Up to round 16 he had averaged 53.4 from 13 games with 0...
Nominations are open until 8pm AEST Wednesday July 19th. I'm a fan of McStay's 110 point effort over the weekend so he'll be my nomination for...
Toby McLean (Nuytsland): Scored 123 points in a 33 point win over the Parasites. Up to round 15 he had averaged 76.1 from 11 games with 0 scores...
Nominations close 8pm AEST Wednesday July 12th. So how about that Shane Savage and his 101? Maybe even Curnow's 118? Lachie Henderson's 120? Red...
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