Humpty Doo Hammerheads

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  1. Lucas

    Lucas Moderator Staff Member

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    Welcome to the Home of the Humpty Doo Hammerheads

    <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hammerheads_promo_V2.png" />

    Home Ground: Village Green Reserve Main Oval
    Social Club: Humpty Doo Hotel

    Team Colours: Blood Red, Sea Blue and Sun Gold

    Inaugural Captain: Adam Goodes
    Fitness Advisor: Relton Roberts
    Team Cheerleader: Mrs Rebecca Judd
    Cleo Batchelor of the Year Representative: Sharrod Wellingham

    Catch Cry: Eat 'em Alive Hammerheads

    Theme Songs
    PreMatch: Hammerhead (Offspring), in particular:

    Stay the course
    Reasonable force
    I believe I serve a greater good

    Smoke and dust
    Enemies are crushed
    Nothing left
    Where a man once stood

    Through this doorway
    what's on the other side
    Never knowing
    Exactly what I'll find
    Locked and loaded
    Voices screaming
    Let's go!
    But I'm just doing what I'm told

    [embed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xiukKL-UhE[/embed]

    Post Match Victory:
    Hammerhead (James Reyne)

    [embed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keJhmGEXjbo[/embed]
    Mullets are accepted and encouraged.
     
  2. Nifty

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    Hey Lucas... Do you live in Humpty Doo??
     
  3. tAdmin

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    Needs special move section.
     
  4. Lucas

    Lucas Moderator Staff Member

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    Eating just isn't enough?

    I think the move of Henderson's measurement with arms outstretched on the season promo poster was solid, and could be the special move for the team.

    Unfortunately I pushed Mackay to the foreground (so you could see Simpson's fruitless chase), but you can guess the width from what has been written.

    It was a shame I couldn't find any other pictures of Jeffy without needing a Carlton jumper there, so a training one would have to do.
     
  5. tAdmin

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    Think Kerr's Crab Celebration is a better option.

    BTW the Trav and Sniffer pic is a beauty. Contemplating a mid-season trade purely for shop purposes.

     
  6. Lucas

    Lucas Moderator Staff Member

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    It did take me a while to find appropriate pics.

    Judd was out of a lot and I wanted to have one with his trademark smirk, but it just didn't give me the best angle on our team cheerleader, Mrs Judd.

    Ball's was one of my favourites.

    Also getting one of Bailey lying down on the sofa as per usual is a good get, along with Menzel's injury and the Sauce with the bottles.

    In terms of the special move, you can see Kerr, Reimers, Goodes and Henderson doing it. The second move, once we go in for the kill, is the one used by Ball, Wellingham, Mackie, the fist pump.

    And hang on...I must have covered up Stiffy who I had a great picture of. Will get an updated version done some time soon to rectify this.
     
  7. Lucas

    Lucas Moderator Staff Member

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    Nifty, I fly in every now and again to look over my side, but no, I'm a north-east Melbourne boy.
     
  8. Lucas

    Lucas Moderator Staff Member

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    New improved, Stiffy'd and expanded Hendo armed edition of the Humpty Doo Poster

    It's available for free for all members of Humpty Doo with a meal purchase at the Hotel after every home game.

    Anyone else want a laminated mounted version, get in line, as I'm looking for an appropriate on-seller.
     
  9. Bearfly

    Bearfly Moderator Staff Member

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    Will do the laminating and sales for you mate, but will cost you a free HDH membership for me and the fiancee plus a meal for 2 with drinks at the HDH B&F awards night ;)
     
  10. Nifty

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    @ Lucas..

    No worries mate, it's just that i live up there(Darwin), thought i might have known you...
     
  11. Lucas

    Lucas Moderator Staff Member

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    I think the Weller pic is a classic also, not sure if it was here or in Phuket.
     
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    thokash Full-Time Magician Staff Member

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    Look at the damage here! Who has the Hammerheads voodoo doll?

    In addition to the Goodes suspension and Ball ACL, Johncock, Otten and Weller all out and Mackie still under a cloud. With Silvagni, Darley and Toy still MIA, might be left with a single defender (who he traded for) - Guerra!

    On the plus side Reimers was dropped also so that's good news.
     
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    <blockquote>Quote from thokash on April 19, 2012, 20:21
    Look at the damage here! Who has the Hammerheads voodoo doll?

    In addition to the Goodes suspension and Ball ACL, Johncock, Otten and Weller all out and Mackie still under a cloud. With Silvagni, Darley and Toy still MIA, might be left with a single defender (who he traded for) - Guerra!

    On the plus side Reimers was dropped also so that's good news.</blockquote>

    GO KASH!!!
    .<img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/x9ts7-kicking.jpg" />
     
  14. walesy

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    Hey hey, reckon the Disappointments might be good to knock up their second win for the year!!!

    Seriously though, no team with a player called Sharrod should ever win anything ever.
     
  15. Lucas

    Lucas Moderator Staff Member

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    Bugger me, when we talked earlier this morning I was hoping my opponent wouldn't upload their team.
    Damn it if it isn't you this week Chief!

    I would have got away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids.

    One thing's for sure, if Otten was dropped it's because he's averaging less than Harwood/2.
     
  16. tAdmin

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    Harwood's been good, about time he was given a chance.

    In all honesty, it hasn't been a good week for Hammer's anywhere.
     
  17. Lucas

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    Maybe Gillon can pull a few strings and arrange me a win then.

    And on the "Sharrod" name, should or did is a moot point. 2010 premiership winner.
     
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    Otten out, Jaensch in. Go Potoroos!
     
  19. ORFFL_Admin

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    OK, so this is what it comes down to...

    DEF:
    Conca, Suckling, Ellis, Hardingham (Duigan)
    v
    Guerra, Mackie, Harwood/2

    Ellis could miss the game being on the X bench. Duigan could conceivably be subbed, as could Conca. That said almost certain that Mackie won't be at full rat power. If he is, the fact the game is at KP is decent as Mackie has a great record of getting points there. Would also Guerra v Suckling is fairly lineball.

    So...
    Mackie + Harwood/2 v Conca, Ellis (Xbench), Hardingham

    MID:
    Stanton, Ward, Rockliff, Wingard
    v
    Judd, Wells, Bolton, Mackay

    Probably lineball, but for HH to win, Rocky needs to be held again, Ward/Stanton to be curtailed after a fast start this year (possible with opponents Adelaide/Carlton having quality stoppers). Rocky likely to go whack. Bolton in the wet and Mackay v GWS need to stand up. Emergencies irrelevant.

    FWD:
    Roughead, Sidebottom, Watts, Clark (Martin/2)
    v
    Stokes, Garlett, Gunston, Henderson

    Clearly Roughead pulling out would be the best for HH, though the sub vest would be helpful. Would think that Melbourne will be fired up in yet another Jimmy Stynes tribute match.
    Henderson needs to play but being an emergency it's unlikely.
    Jack Watts needs to keep playing bad footy and have Mick Malthouse/Mark Neeld's worst fears realised.
    Stokes might be better at KP with a weakened Cats team meaning points are on offer. You'd suggest he'd be the last person the Tigers focus on - they will put more time into Motlop and Bundy.
    Garlett needs to stay away from Inspector Gadget
    Gunston needs to avoid the sub. Breust being out is annoying, but surely one of the named 4 on the bench will get subbed. A huge match for Norman.

    RUC:
    Goldy
    v
    Sauce

    At the moment, slight advantage Sauce, playing against Brogan/Giles. Goldy is up against Mummy and HMac.

    INT:
    Pearce + Bate
    v
    Wellingham + Kerr

    Slight advantage to the Hammers here, but the two maligned mids in Wellers and Kerr owe big time.


    On 2012 averages, predicted scores:

    DEF: 195 (HH) v 277(MD)
    MID: 400 (HH) v 407(MD)
    FWD: 182 (HH) v 343(MD)
    RUC: 99 (HH) v 75(MD)
    INT: 130 (HH) v 92(MD)
    OA: 1006 (HH) v 1194 (MD)
     
  20. walesy

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    Just thought I'd sneak this little tidbit in here, without making it too public...

    But I'm hearing that it's lucky you don't have with Birchall or Hale, with a late replacement of McCauley and Boumann on the cards...
     

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