ORFFA ROUND 8 REVIEW

Courtesy of @Lenny120


Iron Knob (1245) def Charlies Opening (1003)

Consistent scores across the board led Iron Knob to a comfortable victory over Charlies Opening. Despite the Codpieces deteriorating somewhat from the almost unstoppable team of yesteryear, Jim’s mob still sits comfortably in the top 8. Led by Harbrow (105) and Hodge (110) in the backline, the Codpieces were too strong for Charlies Opening. Z.Merrett (137) was a lone hand for the Spelunkers, whilst Carlile’s (55) best efforts to sledge his team’s way to victory wasn’t enough, with Charlies Opening now in the bottom four on the ladder.

Darraweit Guim (1231) def by Foul Bay (1238)

Game of the round. A thriller contest which came down to the wire, Chief was able to unsurprisingly get his team home once again and sustain a place in the top 4. Walters (137) showed his class in the midfield for the Dirigibles, however heroic performances late in the contest by Goldstein (107) and Ziebell (93) off the interchange was enough for the Chooks to get the 4 points.

Marble Bar (1447) def Whitsunday (1226)

It wasn’t long ago when the Misfits were struggling to put a full side together, with a plethora of youth filling their squad. Now, the likes of Jo$h Kelly (147), Daniel (116) and Daniher (106) are starring for the much improved outfit. A monster score from Marble Bar was too much for the Warriors. Despite good effort from Cameron (119) and JJK (102), Whitsunday was blown off the park and has some problems in the ruck that may need addressing in the MSD.

Gariwerd (1283) def Lovely Banks (1077)

Strong performances from experienced campaigners Hurn (121) and N.Jones (120) secured the win for Gariwerd, who are sitting nicely in 8th position. If the side can find more consistency across the board and find a fit ruckman, they may be a smoky come finals time. For the Lilacs, Heeney (130) was the only shining light in what looms as a long year for Jen’s side.

Wagga Wagga (903) def by Wineglass Bay (1056)

I’m not too sure who is coaching the Wombats these days, but it’s pretty obvious they have hit rock bottom. Oliver (142) continued his breakout season, however three players decided not to turn up, allowing the Packers to secure a comfortable victory. Clutch Mundy (104) and Sandi (104) did enough in the final moments to achieve the third win of the season for Wineglass Bay.

Cradle Mountain (1288) def by Gundagai (1313)

Where did the time go? It feels like yesterday when the Hoppers were languishing at the bottom of the ladder. But in similar fashion to the Misfits, superb drafting has now propelled Snoz’s squad to a legitimate premiership threat. A huge outing by three contested beasts, namely Cripps (157), Rocky (147) and Neale (129), along with a star performance from the emerging Billings (136), was enough to defeat Cradle Mountain in a close game. The Devils are a quality outfit and produced consistent efforts across the board, but ultimately didn’t produce enough consistent scores. Two teams that should be around the mark come finals time.

Waikikamoocow (1361) def Nunawading (1151)

A BOG effort from Sauce bottle (141) led the Incorrigibles to their 7th win of the season. Despite sitting 3rd on the ladder, Graeme will be wary of his team, who are sitting 9th in the total points scored tally. However, a win is a win and the 4 points is all that counts. The Nuffers didn’t have the depth to challenge the Cows, with only JPK (136) providing strong resistance. Another team who need to sort out their ruck stocks, which seems like a problem area for many teams at this stage of the season.

Mount Beauty (1298) def by Venus Bay (1362)

Many punters are backing the Vultures to win the premiership. Personally, I’m not having it, as Fitzy’s at times clumsy team management has already and may continue to cost him future games. In serious terms, the Vultures are proving a powerhouse of the competition, with Docherty (132) and Yeo (109) having outstanding seasons to ensure Venus Bay maintain at the top of the ladder. The Uglies fought hard on the back of a brilliant midfield brigade led by Viney (130), but could not get the job done and will now need to lick their wounds with the long-term injury to Cyril Rioli.

Birdsville (973) def Larrikin Lagoon (808)

It’s fair to say this wasn’t one for the ages. Word on the street is all spectators got their money back, and rightly so. There’s been some premiership hangovers before, but you have to wonder what the Lefties got up to during their celebrations, as this has been a hangover of the highest order. Ross (129) put up a fight for Larrikin Lagoon, however it wasn’t enough with two donuts hurting them. For the Battlers, JC will be rapped with Witts (97) this year, while Blakely (103) produced a good effort. Birdsville got the 4 points. There’s not much more to say about this contest.

 

Good one @Lenny120

Funny how "game of the round" has the least writing and the most writing is the low scoring slug fest that you finished by saying "There’s not much more to say about this contest."

In seriousness though, great write-up, I love your reviews

 

Great stuff Lenny.
We were extremely offended when the masses demanded their money back. Mainly because we had already squandered it in the pokie room at half time.

On a side note, did you want to swap teams @Lenny120 ?
Not sure either of us could do much worse.

 

Great write up, and as usual the substance abusing chooks pull one out of the bag. I know I am the lone voice asking for a royal commission into this, but bugger me he has to have his team on the juice!

And now the Spelunkers will feel the full wrath this week... I'm used to be asked out to dinner before I get bedded Chief.