Welcome......TO SARAH ISLAND!!! <div> <div> <div> <div>Founded in 1822, Sarah Island was a bustling penal colony for 11 long years until the zombie Alexander Pearce returned to wreak vengeance on his captors and eat the brains out of the remaining inhabitants. It would be some 150 years until the Island was rediscovered by one Hornsy Hornswaggler III on a kite-flying expedition. Immediately realising the magical properties of the Island, Hornsy started making plans to harness this power for his own nefarious ends. <div> Hell's Gates At first, Hornsy used the 'unique properties' of the Island to bring down passenger planes, but upon many fruitless attempts Hornsy began to realise that this only brought actors to the Island. Actors whose only talent was being able to turn towards a camera, pull an ugly face, and then turn back around. It was upon this realisation that Hornsy came up with a new plan; to build the rootingest, tootingest football team the world had ever seen. And so some 28 years after his rediscovery of Sarah Island, and with the help of loyal assistant ChiefRussell, the Sarah Island Savages entered the ORFFL . For 2012 Posterity 2012 ORFFL Premiers:Sarah Island Savages Premiership Captain in Absentia: Patch Adams Acting Premiership Captain: Harry Taylor David Mundy Medalist: David Mundy Alexander Pierce Medal: Josh P Kennedy H.H Hornswaggler Award For Excellence In The Fantasy Football Realm In A Premiership Year: Kepler Bradley Chief Whipping Boy: Joel Patfull Most Points Scored AORFFL Team:Josh P Kennedy, Nic Naitanui, Brendon Goddard To 2013 and beyond! For 2013 Prosperity <p style='font: inherit; background-color: #ffffff;]<strong style='font: inherit;]2013 ORFFL Premiers:[/b]Sarah Island Savages <p style='font: inherit; background-color: #ffffff;][span style='font: inherit;]Premiership Captain in Absentia:Patch Adams <p style='font: inherit; background-color: #ffffff;][span style='font: inherit;]Acting Premiership Captain:Harry Taylor <p style='font: inherit; background-color: #ffffff;][span style='font: inherit;]David Mundy Medalist:Wil Minson <p style='font: inherit; background-color: #ffffff;][span style='font: inherit;]Alexander Pierce Medal:Wil Minson <p style='font: inherit; background-color: #ffffff;]<strong style='font: inherit;]H.H Hornswaggler Award For Excellence In The Fantasy Football Realm In A Premiership Year:[/b]Troy Chaplin <p style='font: inherit; background-color: #ffffff;][span style='font: inherit;]Chief Whipping Boy:Heath Hocking <p style='font: inherit; background-color: #ffffff;][span style='font: inherit;]Most Points Scored <p style='font: inherit; background-color: #ffffff;] <p style='font: inherit; background-color: #ffffff;]To 2014 and beyond!
Seriously Hornsy!! You are making the rest of the ORRFL coaches look very unprofessional and unorganised! If I walk down to my local Newsagency and find Sarah Island Savages trading cards are available I just may lose my mind! How did you do the playing list and jumpers btw?
Hey Johnson, if you PM your email, I'll send you the templates and general instructions. I used Photoshop, because I find it easy to use, but I'm sure you can do it with Paint or whatevs.
Speak for yourself Johnson, he's not making us Disappointments look unprofessional. We're just living up to our name!
Big Kep got the big double spud - 00.... Or you could argue that he will be running around with a set a testes on the back of his jumper... Makes sense really...
The Sarah Island Savages would like to announce that they did not participate in the preseason trade period as we love all our players, including Kepler and the Lachies, and can not, could not bear to part with any of them. Good Day.
Speaking of which: I've got to find a way to get Cam Mooney down at Sarah Island. Guidance counsellor?
Plus the commish needs to get onto UF to have a look at his squad & set his keepers so the league manager there can get a few things sorted out
In their official ORFFL season launch the Sarah Island Savages have angrily denied speculation that Jasper Pittard is the club's literal 'whipping boy', and that David Mundy has been 'disappeared'. The unusual outdoor press conference, which was preceded by a 20-minute 'magic demonstration' by Sarah Island's GM, turned sour when Hornsy hit back at what he called 'wild and baseless allegations'. 'Those are wild and baseless allegations' responded Hornsy, 'And who are you calling 'youse blokes', huh? What knowledge would you have, besides the absolute cursory level, of blokes AT ALL? That pink sweater is wrapped so tight around your neck that it's cutting off the oxygen to your brain, and you're forgetting your place.' When a second journalist continued that line of enquiry, questioning why those particular players hadn't been available for interview, Hornsy snapped. 'They're right there Robbo you fat mess! All you have to do is climb the wall and speak to them! If you can't deal with walls, and their possible consequences, you're in the wrong bloody game mate!' The launch ended with Hornsy throwing his milk beverage at the press pack and storming off into the jungle.