TooSerious

For those who take it way too seriously

Once upon a time (2012 actually) there was the ORFFL, then the ORFFA came along a few months later. The ORFFU arrived in 2014 and in 2016 the ORFFF joined them bringing the number of ORFF* clubs to 70.

Lots of teams might make for an interesting early to midseason knockout comp of between 6 and 8 weeks, with teams fielding the same 15 they have playing in their ORFF* comp for that week (no knockout play in Round 9).

As you all know I’m a glutton for setting up and running knockout comps, so why the heck not see if there is any interest about ?

All you have to do to enter is to post your ORFF* team’s name and the ORFF* Completion in which they play - ie Black Swamp 29ers, ORFFF – in the comments below. If you have two teams and want to enter both of them then go right ahead.

If we can get 24 teams (out of the 70 clubs) entered from Y’all by 7pm on Tuesday 28th March then the competition will be a goer.

Post #1 below will be a list of all team owners who have not advised Yay or Nay and will be updated weekly as people enter or decline, that way we can chase up as needed prior to the closing date.

Cheers TTH
Collingwood v Essendon
Etihad Stadium, Thursday February 16 at 7.40pm AEDT


COLLINGWOOD
1. Alex Fasolo, 2. Jordan De Goey, 5. Jamie Elliott, 6. Tyson Goldsack, 9. Jesse White, 11. Jarryd Blair, 12. Matthew Scharenberg (164k D), 14. James Aish, 15. Lynden Dunn, 16. Chris Mayne, 18. Travis Varcoe, 19. Levi Greenwood, 21. Tom Phillips, 22. Steele Sidebottom, 23. Lachlan Keeffe (165.9k D), 25. Jack Crisp, 26. Josh Daicos (117.3k F), 28. Ben Sinclair, 30. Darcy Moore, 31. Jackson Ramsay, 32. Will Hoskin-Elliott (213.3k F), 37. Brayden Maynard, 38. Jeremy Howe, 40. Josh Smith, 41. Henry Schade, 46. Mason Cox
Emergencies - 43. Adam Oxley, 44. Liam Mackie (102.4k D), 45. Max Lynch (102.4k R),

Notable absentees: Adam Treloar, Scott Pendlebury, Brodie Grundy, Taylor Adams, Daniel Wells

ESSENDON
1. Andrew McGrath (211.8k DM),
3. Darcy Parish, 4. Jobe Watson, 7. Zach Merrett, 8. Martin Gleeson, 9. Brendon Goddard, 11. David Zaharakis, 12. Mark Baguley, 13. Orazio Fantasia, 15. Josh Green, 17. James Stewart (169.8k F), 18. Michael Hurley, 20. Jackson Merrett, 21. Dyson Heppell, 22. Matthew Leuenberger, 23. David Myers (133.7k M), 24. Craig Bird, 28. Mitch Brown, 29. Patrick Ambrose, 30. Kyle Langford, 32. Travis Colyer, 40. Ben Howlett, 43. Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti, 44. Shaun McKernan, 47. James Kelly, 49. Matt Dea
Emergencies - 33. Jayden Laverde, 34. Jake Long (222k FM), 39. Heath Hocking,

Notable absentees: Tom Bellchambers, Aaron Francis, Brent Stanton, Cale Hooker, Joe Daniher


Hawthorn vs Geelong

University of Tasmania Stadium (Launceston), Friday February 17 at 7.40pm AEDT

HAWTHORN
2. Jarryd Roughead, 4. Billy Hartung, 5. Ryan Burton (254.6k FD), 6. Josh Gibson, 7. Ben McEvoy, 8. Taylor Duryea, 9. Shaun Burgoyne, 10. Jaeger O’Meara, 12. James Frawley, 14. Grant Birchall, 16. Isaac Smith, 20. Dallas Willsmore (123.9k M), 21. James...
Premier League

Hersey Hawkins Athletic Club(10-5) 1488 d Freak It Up (13-2) 1370
Team Stowie (11-4) 1462 d Paky Ballers (5-10) 1259
TS Heaver (11-4) 1640 d Nahla vs Little Dee (1-14) 715
Wade Machine (7-8) 1393 d Ant Hak (7-8) 1288
Three Point Buzzer Beaters (6-9) 1133 d Westside Hardcore (3-12) 980
Kings of Karlos (8-7) 1768 d ElDoraldo Elbonz (8-7) 1644

Division One

Don Cottagers (6-9) 1446 d Jasmine's Mob (4-11) 1439
Crossy Crusaders (9-6) 1343 d Oh Sixteen (8-7) 1342
Blatche. (10-5) 1685 d Golden State Blew a 3-1 Lead (10-5) 1384
Mr Pegasoreass (10-5) 1507 d Kevin Walker (7-8) 1213
CK Nicks (12-3) 1467 d .tasho (5-10) 1462
G Train (8-7) 1626 d .610 (1-14) 1414

Division Two - Conference One

Launceston Seagulls (9-6) 1640 d JT's Bricks (1-14) 1013
San Diego Anchormen (4-11) 1617 d SF Bulls (8-7) 1462
.Belmont383 (14-1) 1670 d PistNBroke (9-6) 1277
Broady Broncos (7-8) 1227 d High on Potential Stars (9-6) 1184
The Royals (8-7) 1158 d Waltham City We Made U Romy (6-9) 1019
Adelaide Maggots (8-7) 1544 d KATmandu Wolves (7-8) 1133

Division Two - Conference Two

The Delly of the Beast (11-4) 1578 d Hoop Hunters (10-5) 1219
Wafty Boxes (12-3) 1618 d Smokin Joe Misiti (6-9) 1564
Drunken Master (8-7) 1390 d Marble Bar Boozers (4-11) 1144
3-1 Lead (6-9) 1378 d Run T Mull C (5-10) 1349
Hotham Huskies (13-2) 1448 d Useless Hacks (7-8) 1424
Dann's Stars (4-11) 1536 d Larry Byrd Gang (4-11) 880
Format: Supercoach Keeper League with a salary cap
How many teams and players: 16 teams of 44 players (4 rookies and a veteran allowance for over 28 and completed 5 years at your club)
Where it could be ran from: Google Sheets and here ideally if I can get a section dedicated to the league, if not will use a form of free website.

Salary
- Each club gets $11.5million to spend on their players which must be paid in full thousands of dollars and this increases based on the salary cap. This will increase each year in line with the AFL.

- All draftees are paid a set wage as per the AFL and based on where they are drafted and their contract is an initial 2 year contract. Rookie players taken in the AEL rookie draft will be on one year contracts.
Rookie prices:
Pick 1 to 10 - $200K
Pick 11 - 32 - $150K
Pick 33 + - $100K


Naming squads
- During the season each club posts a squad of 22 players (best 18 on field, 4 on the bench and 4 emergencies in case of a late out).
- These players need to reflect their real position (e.g true KPD need to be named in the correct spot).
- Rucks can be play in FF/CHF role as a Key position player.
- Mids can play in the Forward/Def flanks if they are named there. (Eg Callum Mills could play of the Half Back or named in the mids).
- Swingman can play both Key Def and Key FWD role only
- At the end of round, you need to add up your best 18 scores which gives you your final result for the round.

Injuries
In the case of a Long term injury, you can promote a rookie for the minimum of 8 weeks or more until the injured player is back. This must be done with evidence to show they have been placed on the LTI or the injury will sideline the player for 8 weeks.

Offseason
First year draftees can have their initial contract extended after the first year by the following percentages of their contract
- 2 years, 50%
- 3 years, 100%
- 4 years, 150%
- 4 years, 200%

For example, If I...
As always, there's gunna be bugs and whatnot with the rollover. I've got a couple of the outstanding ones below:

1. Couple of older, redrafted players have been messed up, gotta consolidate their accounts.
2. The VS games (SC and DT) Team Upload function is currently non-operational. Hopefully will have a fix for it by seasons end!
3. The formatting is all bunk on the Bye table, cause there's 3 bye rounds now!
4. ORF leagues, in lue of having a fixture, is defaulting to last season- so the ladder is all messed up. But we'll get that sorted out as the fixtures come in.

If you spot anything else, let me know!
Premier League

Freak It Up (12-1) 1722 d ElDorlado Elbonz (7-6) 1681
Paky Ballers (5-8) 1468 d Wade Machine (6-7) 1418
TS Heaver (9-4) 1670 d Ant Hak (6-7) 1511
Team Stowie (9-4) 1573 d Nahla vs Little Dee (1-12) 1006
Three Point Buzzer Beaters (5-8) 1576 d King of Karlos (6-7) 1286
Westside Hardcore (3-10) 1492 d Hersey Hawkins Athletic Club (9-4) 1127

Division One

Crossy Crusaders (8-5) 1461 d Jasmine's Mob (3-10) 1373
Blatche (8-5) 1586 d Oh Sixteen (8-5) 1474
Don Cottagers (4-9) 1674 d Golden State Blew a 3-1 Lead (10-3) 1440
Kevin Walker (7-6) 1642 d .610 (1-12) 1172
G Train (7-6) 1593 d .tasho (4-9) 1350
Mr Pegasoreass (8-5) 1618 d CK Nicks (10-3) 1599

Too Serious Division Two - Conference One

Launceston Seagulls (8-5) 1429 d San Diego Anchormen (3-10) 1002
PistNBroke (8-7) 1478 d JT's Bricks (1-12) 1457
.Belmont383 (12-1) 1704 d SF Bulls (7-6) 1226
High on Potential Stars (9-4) 1938 d Adelaide Maggots (6-7) 1581
The Royals (6-7) 1482 d Kathmandu Wolves (6-7) 1144
Broady Broncos (6-7) 1426 d Waltham City We Made U Romy (6-7) 1287

Too Serious Division Two - Conference Two

The Delly of the Beast (9-4) 1565 d Useless Hacks (6-7) 1478
Run T Mull C (5-8) 1601 d Smokin Joe Misiti (5-8) 1221
3-1 Lead (4-9) 1573 d Marble Bar Boozers (4-9) 1353
Wafty Boxes (10-3) 1513 d Drunken Master (7-6) 1358
Hotham Huskies (10-1) 1464 d Larry Byrd Gang (4-9) 1228
Hoop Hunters (9-4) 1595 d Dann's Stars (3-10) 1551
T-minus 1 ish hour to go.
Not sure what has happened to Steve, hopefully everything is ok because he usually gets in touch if he needs a chop out. May just be that he is too disappointed after his first loss for the season! probably not though
Premier League

Freak It Up (11-0) 2092 d Nahla vs Little Dee (1-10) 697
Kings of Karlos (5-6) 1698 d Paky Ballers (3-8) 1463
Ant hak (6-5) 1763 d ElDoraldo Elbonz (6-5) 1556
Wade Machine (5-6) 1731 d Three Point Buzzer Beaters (4-7) 1052
Hersey Hawkins Athletic Club (8-3) 1716 d TS Heaver (8-3) 1658
Team Stowie (7-4) 1666 d Westside Hardcore (2-9) 1438

Division One

Kevin Walker (6-5) 1711 d Jasmine's Mob ( 2-9) 1467
G Train (5-6) 1920 d Oh Sixteen (8-3) 1587
Golden State Blew a 3-1 Lead (9-2) 1709 d .610 (1-10) 1055
Blatche. (7-4) 1432 d .tasho (3-8) 1658
Don Cottagers (3-8) 1953 d Mr Pegasoreass (7-4) 1415
Crossy Crusaders (6-5) 1916 d CK Nicks (9-2) 1620

Division Two - Conference One

Launceston Seagulls (7-4) 1756 d Waltham City We Made U Romy (6-5) 1395
High on Potential Stars (7-4) 1442 d San Diego Anchormen (3-8) 1316
KAThmandu Wolves (6-5) 1257 d JT's Bricks (1-10) 1123
.Belmont383 (10-1) 1668 d Adelaide Maggots (5-6) 1592
The Royals (5-6) 1685 d PistNBroke (6-5) 1584
Broady Broncos (7-4) 1714 d SF Bulls (6-5) 1627

Division Two - Conference Two

Wafty Boxes (8-3) 1845 d Delly of the Beast (7-4) 1461
Hotham Huskies (10-1) 1901 d Drunken Master (7-4) 1847
Smokin Joe Misiti (4-7) 1653 d Dann's Stars (3-8) 1487
Larry Byrd Gang (4-7) 1505 d 3-1 Lead (3-8) 1488
Hoop Hunters (7-4) 1870 d Run T Mull C (3-8) 1285
Useless Hacks (6-5) 1510 d Marble Bar Boozers (4-7) 1424
Premier League

Freak It up (10-0) 2012 d Team Stowie (6-4) 1618
King of Karlos (4-6) 1322 d Nahla vs Little Dee (1-9) 892
ElDoraldo Elbonz (6-4) 1693 d Paky Ballers (3-7) 1469
Ant hak (5-5) 1489 d Three Point Buzzer Beaters (4-6) 1272
Wade Machine (4-6) 1420 d Hersey Hawkins Athletic Club (7-3) 1243
TS Heaver (8-2) 1527 d Westside Hardcore (2-8) 1183

Division One

G Train (4-6) 1683 d Jasmine's Mob (2-8) 1660
Crossy Crusaders (5-5) 1713 d Kevin Walker (5-5) 1586
Oh Sixteen (8-2) 1429 d .610 (1-9) 1045
Golden State Blew a 3-1 Lead (8-2) 1733 d .tasho (3-7) 1434
Blatche (6-4) 1387 d Mr Pegasoreass (7-3) 1153
CK Nicks (9-1) 1564 d Don Cottagers (2-8) 1554

Division Two - Conference One

High on Potential Stars (6-4) 1584 d Launceston Seagulls (6-4) 1338
KATHmandu Wolves (5-5) 1204 d San Diego Anchormen (3-7) 1052
Adelaide Maggots (5-5) 1363 d JT's Bricks (1-9) 1166
.Belmont383 (9-1) 1805 d The Royals (4-6) 1331
PistNBroke (6-4) 1630 d Broady Broncos (3-7) 1369
SF Bulls (6-4) 1573 d Waltham City We Made U Rumy (6-4) 1052

Division Two - Conference Two

The Delly of the Beast (7-3) 1672 d Marble Bar Boozers (4-6) 1210
Hotham Huskies (9-1) 1652 d Wafty Boxes (7-3) 1543
Drunken Master (7-3) 1560 d Dann's Stars (3-7) 1428
Larry Byrd Gang (3-7) 1362 d Smokin Joe Misiti (3-7) 1353
Hoop Hunters (6-4) 1633 d 3-1 Lead (3-7) 1480
Useless Hacks (5-5) 1441 d Run T Mull C (3-7) 1290