FIXture 2021 - Rounds 1 - 6

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  1. Jen

    Jen Well-Known Member

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    Here are the first 6 rounds for the 2021 Seasons, thanks to @Bandit, @JC & @chris88

    Round 1 – AFL Round 1
    Date: Thursday 18th March 2021
    THEME - Sacrifice a Spud to the COVID gods Round


    To kick off the 2021 ORFFA season, we are introducing a new round in a bid to ward off any repeat of the COVID-blighted 2020 season.

    Every coach can - nay, must - choose a current player who they wish to offer up as a 'donation' to ensure season 2021 runs far more smoothly than season 2020. We of course suggest that sacrificing a spud (rather than a stud) might be the prudent way forward.

    And while the 'sacrificed' spuds sit out this round, the scheduled games go on (though they must be completed within a scheduled two-hour window set aside for exercise and if your team isn't able to play a team from within a 5km radius, well, there could be real issues there).

    Of course, all 'sacrificed' spuds will be returned in good working order at round's end and can be reclaimed by their owners in a responsible way with adequate 1.5m of physical distancing at all times.

    Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles V Mount Beauty Uglies
    Venus Bay Vultures V Birdsville Battlers
    Larrikin Lagoon Lefties V Cradle Mountain Devils
    Lovely Banks Lilacs V Nowhere Else Wanderers
    Gariwerd Cockatoos V Wagga Wagga Wombats
    Nareewillock Nuffers V Foul Bay Chickens
    Gundagai Grasshoppers V Charlies Opening Spelunkers
    Wineglass Bay Packers V Whitsunday Warriors
    Marble Bar Misfits V Iron Knob Codpieces

    Round 2 – AFL Round 2
    Date: Thursday 25th March 2021
    THEME - Stupid Injury Round


    Ever suffered serious injury trampolining? How about spearing yourself with a garden stake? Breaking a wrist tripping over a fence? Breaking ankles jumping off a fence? Breaking wrists jumping off a ute? Hurting yourself by tripping over your own suitcase? Or by getting hit by a golf cart? Or just being dumb enough to try firewalking?

    Of course we normal people would never do such things. But in the rarefied world populated by elite AFL footballers, these hazards are virtually unavoidable. So this round we all hope that none of our ORFFA teams' players inflict upon themselves a stupid injury ... and please, please - just don't try firewalking.

    Birdsville Battlers V Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles
    Cradle Mountain Devils V Mount Beauty Uglies
    Nowhere Else Wanderers V Venus Bay Vultures
    Wagga Wagga Wombats V Larrikin Lagoon Lefties
    Foul Bay Chickens V Lovely Banks Lilacs
    Charlies Opening Spelunkers V Gariwerd Cockatoos
    Whitsunday Warriors V Nareewillock Nuffers
    Iron Knob Codpieces V Gundagai Grasshoppers
    Marble Bar Misfits V Wineglass Bay Packers


    Round 3 – AFL Round 3
    Date: Thursday 1st April 2021
    THEME - Walesy Appreciation Round


    We all appreciate Walesy, our kindly overseer and all round tip top guy as he continues to ensure the Too Serious site runs as smoothly and efficiently as the 2020 AFL season.

    No obstacle will ever get in his way when it comes to running a well-organised fantasy-centric website, nothing will stop him ever making his deliveries on time - neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the .... oh, hold on, lapsed into something else entirely there.

    Anyway, hooray for Walesy. Hooray!

    Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles V Cradle Mountain Devils
    Birdsville Battlers V Nowhere Else Wanderers
    Mount Beauty Uglies V Wagga Wagga Wombats
    Venus Bay Vultures V Foul Bay Chickens
    Larrikin Lagoon Lefties V Charlies Opening Spelunkers
    Lovely Banks Lilacs V Whitsunday Warriors
    Gariwerd Cockatoos V Iron Knob Codpieces
    Nareewillock Nuffers V Marble Bar Misfits
    Gundagai Grasshoppers V Wineglass Bay Packers

    Round 4 – AFL Round 4
    Date: Thursday 8th April 2021
    THEME - Mark Seaby Memorial Round


    Draft SNAFUs are fun. Choosing ineligible players, making picks in the wrong order ... all part of the great gigantic fun ride that is the ORFFA. The long-retired Mark Seaby remains immortalised thanks to such a draft SNAFU in our inaugural ORFFA mega-draft.

    As always, the round named after our favourite draft SNAFU sees Foul Bay take on Birdsville for the draft rights to Mark Seaby's children, his children's children, and those children's children, etc.

    Nowhere Else Wanderers V Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles
    Wagga Wagga Wombats V Cradle Mountain Devils
    Foul Bay Chickens V Birdsville Battlers
    Charlies Opening Spelunkers V Mount Beauty Uglies
    Whitsunday Warriors V Venus Bay Vultures
    Iron Knob Codpieces V Larrikin Lagoon Lefties
    Marble Bar Misfits V Lovely Banks Lilacs
    Wineglass Bay Packers V Gariwerd Cockatoos
    Gundagai Grasshoppers V Nareewillock Nuffers

    Round 5 – AFL Round 5
    Date: Thursday 15th April 2021
    THEME - Muso Round


    Each year the ORFFA's Muso Round sees the league celebrate the great Australian and New Zealand musical types that fill our ears with delights from Down Under, or lovely tunes from the Land of the Long White Cloud.

    This week, home teams get to nominate a chosen muso to play during half time of their ORFFA fixture, while away teams get to nominate the muso to supply after-match entertainment ... not too loudly though, it is getting late and the kiddies need to get to bed so they can get some sleep.

    Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles V Wagga Wagga Wombats
    Nowhere Else Wanderers V Foul Bay Chickens
    Cradle Mountain Devils v Charlies Opening Spelunkers
    Birdsville Battlers V Whitsunday Warriors
    Mount Beauty Uglies v Iron Knob Codpieces
    Venus Bay Vultures V Marble Bar Misfits
    Larrikin Lagoon Lefties v Wineglass Bay Packers
    Lovely Banks Lilacs V Gundagai Grasshoppers
    Gariwerd Cockatoos v Nareewillock Nuffers

    Round 6 – AFL Round 6
    Date: Friday 23rd April 2021
    THEME – ANZAC Round


    They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
    We will remember them.


    Foul Bay Chickens V Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles
    Charlies Opening Spelunkers v Wagga Wagga Wombats
    Whitsunday Warriors V Nowhere Else Wanderers
    Iron Knob Codpieces v Cradle Mountain Devils
    Marble Bar Misfits V Birdsville Battlers
    Wineglass Bay Packers v Mount Beauty Uglies
    Gundagai Grasshoppers V Venus Bay Vultures
    Nareewillock Nuffers v Larrikin Lagoon Lefties
    Gariwerd Cockatoos V Lovely Banks Lilacs
     
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  2. Len

    Len Cockburn Knightrider Staff Member

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    Excellent work!
    Most of us will be struggling to choose which spud I suspect :p
     
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  3. anthak

    anthak Moderator Staff Member

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    In the team selection page, all of the players are currently locked. Does anyone know why or how to fix it?
     
  4. graeme

    graeme Well-Known Member

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    Excellent work Jen and your elves. The first round fixture between the cows and the uglies seems to have slipped off the op, although it is there in the team lists page. I'll sanitise my keyboard after typing this.
     
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  5. Jen

    Jen Well-Known Member

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    Sorry - I have just edited the fixture and have added your game in
     
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  6. anthak

    anthak Moderator Staff Member

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    Hi all,
    Anyone know why this is the way it is?
     
  7. TheTassieHawk

    TheTassieHawk SC fanatic Staff Member

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    I think it is something to do with round 1 lockout being set. Mike has set the FFF and admins for the other leagues should be able to do those as well.
     
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  8. Len

    Len Cockburn Knightrider Staff Member

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    Ive been through and set thise not already done to Sat night
     
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  9. anthak

    anthak Moderator Staff Member

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    Thanks mate, that’s done the trick
     
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