ORFFA Round 2 - Tasmanian celebration round - teams and banter

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  1. chris88

    chris88 1000 Monkeys at 1000 Typewriters Staff Member

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    ORFFA Round 2 (AFL Round 2)
    Tasmanian celebration round


    With news this week unveiling the name and guernsey for the *other* league's new Tasmanian team, we here in the ORFFA revel in our forward thinking and celebrate the lovely franchises from the Apple Isle that are already part of our league.

    That *other* league are just a bunch of copycats, anyway.

    So, grab an apple, kiss a thylacine, wrestle a devil and cuddle a Tasmanian pademelon, but most importantly, include a Tasmanian in your team. Just make sure they are not Carlton or Brisbane players, because they have the bye.

    Iron Knob Codpieces vs Wineglass Bay Packers
    Birdsville Battlers vs Dunsborough Dung Beetles
    Larrikin Lagoon Lefties vs Charlies Opening Spelunkers
    Gundagai Grasshoppers vs Cradle Mountain Devils
    Mount Beauty Uglies vs Lovely Banks Lilacs
    Nareewillock Nuffers vs Marble Bar Misfits
    Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles vs Wagga Wagga Wombats
    Gariwerd Cockatoos vs Venus Bay Vultures
     
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  2. chris88

    chris88 1000 Monkeys at 1000 Typewriters Staff Member

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    While we wait for the Round 1 scores to update ....
     
  3. CursingFijian

    CursingFijian Well-Known Member

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    Dungbeetles are not renowned for producing mathematicians, however all the latest AI has informed the coaching and player group that they can continue to train like grinners, and that the four points from Opening Round is in the post. We're a simple mob down here in the Busselton backwaters and we will continue to remain delighted until the sumptuous one delights us with a musical soliloquy.

    In the meantime we have now set our sights on the birdbrained battlers at Birdsville who look very gettable this week with Carlton and Brisbane on the bye.

    The dream run continues.
     
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  4. Bandit

    Bandit Moderator Staff Member

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    Hmmm, your statisticians have been feeding some interesting data into the AI Model it seems.

    As one of the foundation Tasmanian clubs, the Spelunkers welcome the other mob finally catching up to the trendsetters in Wineglass Bay, Cradle Mountain and Charlie's Opening
     
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  5. Jen

    Jen Well-Known Member

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    Provisional Lilacs team - we have 4 playing tonight, they are in RED

    DEF - Duncan, Moore, Stewart, Wilkie (EMG) Jones
    MID - Wood, Amon, Wines, Bolton (EMG) O'Connor
    RUC - Cox
    FWD - Switkowski, Heeney, Lipinski, Larkey (EMG) Wright
    INT - McLean, Sharp (EMG) Stengle
     
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    Bandit Moderator Staff Member

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    Spelunkers Team
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  7. JC

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    Well, we've only got 12 warm bodies max after the dust has settled, so if you can't beat us this week then..... :poop: :p

    Looking forward to seeing Jed Walter debut. Battlers for round 2:

    DEF: Ryan, Hunt, Witherden
    MID: Rowbottom, Nash, Dow, Flanders
    R: Conway (even though he won't play)
    FWD: Moore, McDonald, Ainsworth Walter
    I/C: Humphrey
     
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  8. Tracey

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    DEFENDERS
    Andrew McGrath, Sam Collins, Sam Taylor, Billy Frampton

    MIDFIELDERS
    James Worpel, George Hewett, Josh Daicos, Finn Callaghan (Ryley Sanders)

    RUCKS
    Darcy Cameron

    FORWARDS
    Ben Keays, Liam Baker, Jake Riccardi, Jacob van Rooyen (Jack Lukosius )

    INTERCHANGE
    Lachie Ash, Luke McDonald (Oskar Baker)
     
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  9. Len

    Len Cockburn Knightrider Staff Member

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    Marble Bar:

    DEFENDERS
    Massimo D'Ambrosio, Lachie Whitfield, Charlie Ballard, Harry Himmelberg - Jake Lloyd
    MIDFIELDERS
    Josh Kelly, James Aish, Adam Treloar, Tim Kelly - Caleb Daniel
    RUCKS
    Kieren Briggs
    FORWARDS
    Jeremy Cameron, Jake Stringer, Will Hayward, Elijah Tsatas - Zac Fisher
    INTERCHANGE
    Ryan Byrnes, Tim Taranto - Tom McCartin
     
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  10. chris88

    chris88 1000 Monkeys at 1000 Typewriters Staff Member

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    Nuffers mob for the week barring any last minute hijinks:

    DEF: Richards, Idun, Clark, Zerk-Thatcher (Howes)
    MID: Rowell, Serong, Gulden, Warner
    R: Soldo
    FWD: Daniels, Langford, Bedford, Marshall (West)
    I/C: Horne-Francis, Ross

    A couple of these peeps may alter depending on Sunday squads, but hopefully this is what we'll run with.
     
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    CursingFijian Well-Known Member

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    Well that is doing it tough.

    Hopefully Ryan, Flanders and Rowbottom can go really big and make it a contest!
     
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  12. JC

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    Eh, it is what it is. I did get a playing ruck in Moyle,which is great, but then lost a defender with Witherden not making the cut. So swings and roundabouts I guess.
     
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  13. dmandrews

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    Cradle Mountain Round 2 Team to hit the road and play the Gundagai Grasshoppers

    Out: B Cox (hamstring), J Hopper (knee), D Zorko (managed)
    In: J Battle, R Ginbey, D Wilson

    New: Darcy Wilson (ORFFA debut),Josh Battle (club debut for the Devils)

    Def: N Vlastuin, D Heppell, J Lever, J Battle (J Laverde)
    Mid: J Steele, S Pendlebury, S Sidebottom, R Ginbey (E Langdon)
    Ruc: T English
    Fwd: T Hawkins, A Naughton, J Gresham, D Wilson (L Murphy)
    Int: R Marshall, T Nankervis (S Banks)

    In Round 1 Cradle Mountain were happy with our offensive output in a home game to score 1,316 points, ranked fourth in the ORFFA for the round. The Devils defense on the other hand left a lot to be desired with our opponents the Birdsville Battlers belying their name to post a massive score of 1,504 to lead the league for the round. Congratulations on the win and an extremely impressive Birdsville performance @JC.

    Two players are out of the CMD Round 2 team with injury – defender Brennan Cox (hamstring) and midfielder Jacob Hopper (knee). The Cradle Mountain medical team informed the coaching staff that forward Dayne Zorko had to be managed this week which seems a bit strange given that it is only Round 2 of the ORFFA season. The three Devils inclusions are second year midfielder Reuben Ginbey and two players making their first senior appearance for Cradle Mountain. 2024 PSD first round selection forward/midfielder Darcy Wilson makes his ORFFA debut and former Battler, defender Josh Battle makes his club debut for the Devils.

    Like @Bandit, I welcome the new Tasmanian team joining the AFL. Tasmania has had a strong ORFFA presence from its inception with two foundation clubs, Bandit’s Charlies Opening Spelunkers and my Cradle Mountain Devils having been in the league sine the inaugural 2012 season. The Tassie representation was enhanced when @Tracey took over as Head Coach of the Powlett Plains Packers in 2016 with the club moving to the Apple Isle and being rebranded as the Wineglass Bay Packers. It may have required some arm twisting of head honchos at Warner Brothers to get them on board with the Tasmanian AFL team using the nickname of the Devils but at Cradle Mountain we are more than happy to share the Devils name with our AFL counterparts the Tasmania Devils.

    For Tasmania Celebration Round in the ORFFA the Cradle Mountain Devils have two Tasmanians in their squad of 19, ruckman and vice captain Toby Nankervis on the interchange and defender Sam Banks as the interchange emergency. If last week’s scores are anything to go off CMD's match this week will be very close. Round 2 hosts, the Gundagai Grasshoppers scored 1,311 points, five points shy of the Devils tally. At home the Hoppers are favourites but if Cradle Mountain are good enough to make it a close game I am hoping that luck is on the side of the Devils.
     
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  14. chris88

    chris88 1000 Monkeys at 1000 Typewriters Staff Member

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    I've had to make a couple of tweaks to my forwards and bench among Sunday players because of injuries. But we are locked in now, thankfully.
     
  15. That KI Guy

    That KI Guy Moderator Staff Member

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    Lefties primed for another Trogg belting this week

    Def - Wilmot, Hardwick, Buderick, Perryman (Coffield)
    Mid - Henry, Bonner, Simpkin, Anderson (Wehr)
    Ruck - Xerri
    Fwd - Jordan, MacDonald, MacKenzie, Lazarro (Georgiades)
    IC - Rioli, Hill (Burgoyne)
     
  16. graeme

    graeme Well-Known Member

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    just a small point @That KI Guy - you do not have a player called Jordan. His name is James Jordon. Might not matter to some heathens, but we should have enough pride in our players to spell their names correctly.
     
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    That KI Guy Moderator Staff Member

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    Get stuffed Graham
     
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  18. graeme

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    sticks and stones amigo
     
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  19. Bandit

    Bandit Moderator Staff Member

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    I actually laughed out loud at that one
     
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    Not the start of the year the Vultures were after! Sloppy selection week 1 and just a rocky performance week 2, hopefully onwards and upwards from here!
     
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