Same, same but Blakiston NWM, Florent, Mac Andrew, Noah Balta (Blakiston) Naicos, Andrew Brayshaw, Bruhn, Hopper (Trezise) Luke Jackson Sheezel, Zac Bailey, Shai Bolton, Ginnivan (Higgins) Seth Campbell, Darcy Wilson (Mitch Lewis)
Heard Island Shags We’re very excited to give Tom Burton his debut after he’s been patiently waiting as an emergency the last couple weeks. I also traded him in this week in supercoach. In: Tom Burton, Lachlan Smith, Zeke Uwland, Judd McVee. Out: Sam Clohesy, Calsher Dear, Harry Schoenberg, Sam Davidson. DEF: Jedd Busslinger, Riley Bice, Ryan Maric, Zeke Uwland (Zane Zakostelsky) MID: Jake Soligo, Jagga Smith, Nik Cox, Tom Burton (Elijah Tsatas) RUCK: Lachlan Smith FWD: Josh Treacy, Patrick Voss, Zane Duursma, Jamarra Ugle-Hagan (Sam Davidson) INT: Massimo D'Ambrosio, Judd McVee
The 29ers 15/1514 lead the Boozers @leematty1 11/974 Mt Thirsty have Steele, Laird, ANB and Keays still to play on Sunday as they look to chase down a 540 point lead.
This week’s review is brought to you by ChatGPT and is inspired by WWE Monday Night Raw WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN TO ORFFFFF… ROUND… SEVEEEEENNNNNN!!! PYRO exploding! Crowd screaming! Commentary table already broken in half after @Bearfly had trouble logging in to set up his side on Thursday night! And brother, this week the ORFFF delivered more drama than a steel cage match at WrestleMania! We begin with the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING… the 3 time defending premiers from Neptune Island versus the unstoppable juggernaught from Drouin. For weeks the Dropbears had stormed through the competition like a seven-foot monster in black boots and elbow tape, smashing out consecutive 1500+ scores and flattening everything in sight. They looked unbeatable. untouchable. Like they’d been created in a secret underground wrestling laboratory. BUT THEN…BAH GAWD THAT’S THE NOAHS’ MUSIC! The three-time defending premiers marched into the arena and reminded the entire ORFFF why they are the measuring stick of greatness, defeating the Dropbears 1313 to 1243 and WRESTING first place back where they believe it belongs. This wasn’t just a win. This was a statement. The Noahs absorbed every chair shot, every choke slam, every flying elbow the Dropbears could throw… then hit ‘em with the finishing move right in the middle of the ring. ONE!TWO!THREE! and the Noahs stand alone atop the ladder and, folks… whisper it quietly…THE FOUR-PEAT IS LOOKING VERY REAL. History is calling, and right now Neptune Island are strutting toward destiny like Ric Flair in a sequined robe. WOOOOOOOO! ---------------------- Meanwhile, somewhere deep in the ORFFF undercard, the Heard Island Shags stumbled into another absolute demolition. Second.Successive.Belting. This time the somewhat unlikely executioners were the Useless Loop Virgins, who responded to last week’s historic humiliation with the greatest revenge tour since Stone Cold drove a beer truck into the arena. Just seven days after suffering the biggest loss in club history — a 436-point massacre — the Virgins pulled off a staggering 1014-point turnaround to DESTROY the Shags 1368 to 790 in their largest ever victory ! THAT’S RIGHT BROTHER!FROM THE MAT…TO THE MAIN EVENT! The Virgins came charging down the entrance ramp swinging folding chairs and screaming for vengeance, while the Shags looked like they’d accidentally wandered into a Royal Rumble wearing roller skates. 790 points? GOOD LORD! At this stage the Shags are taking beatings so regularly their medical staff have started travelling with ice baths, counselling services, and a priest. The Virgins, meanwhile, were reborn. Every player suddenly transformed into a superstar. Goals everywhere. Big scores flying around the arena. Absolute chaos. AND SPEAKING OF SUFFERING… Can somebody PLEASE check on the Jan Juc Ducks. The poor feathered battlers suffered their THIRTY-SEVENTH CONSECUTIVE LOSS after getting flattened by the Nangkita Bucks 1284 to 970. Thirty-seven straight losses. That streak is now old enough to have a mortgage and emotional trauma. The Ducks actually fought hard early, but by the second half the Bucks were delivering body slams from the top rope. Every comeback attempt from Jan Juc was immediately met with another powerbomb through the commentary desk. At this point the Ducks aren’t rebuilding. They’re in a witness protection program. Elsewhere, the Black Swamp 29ers continued their terrifying rise by overpowering the Mt Thirsty Boozers 1514 to 1314 in a clash that looked less like football and more like two heavyweight wrestlers repeatedly smashing each other with garbage cans. The Boozers scored 1314 and STILL lost by 200! That’s like hitting three finishing moves and somehow still getting pinned. The 29ers are becoming genuine title contenders. Huge scores. Ruthless pressure. Absolutely no regard for human life. Over at Wedge Island, the White Pointers were mauled by the Maralinga Atoms 1127 to 994. The Atoms exploded all over the ring while the Pointers spent most of the afternoon staggering around like a wrestler who’d just taken Sweet Chin Music. The Rutherglen Fugitives also got ambushed, going down to The Stony Ponys 1302 to 1187. The Ponys came charging into the arena full speed like Ultimate Warrior after six energy drinks. The Fugitives tried to escape — as fugitives tend to do — but there was nowhere to run once the Ponys started throwing haymakers. Then we had a beauty between the Walpole Woylies and the Sherwood Magpies. THIS.MATCH.HAD.EVERYTHING. Momentum swings.Near falls.Crowd chaos.Absolute madness. In the end the Magpies stole victory 1235 to 1225 with the equivalent of a last-second roll-up pin while the Woylies stood in the ring stunned, screaming at the referee. And finally, the Macquarie Island Whales sank the Port Lincoln Power 1298 to 1196 in a bruising encounter where the Whales simply proved too big, too strong, and too slippery under the bright lights. SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US AFTER ROUND 7?! The Noahs are back on top and eyeing a HISTORIC FOUR-PEAT. The Dropbears have finally been bloodied. The Virgins have risen from the ashes. The Shags are in full emergency mode. And the Ducks…well the Ducks are still looking for the exit to the arena, and conducting interviews for what looks to the #1 selection in the upcoming midseason draft. UNTIL NEXT WEEK BROTHER…KEEP YOUR ELBOWS UP…KEEP YOUR SCORES HIGH…AND WATCH OUT FOR THE STEEL CHAIRS and TS SITE ISSUES ! GOOD NIGHT FROM ORFFF MKONDAY NIGHT RAW!!! ------ Noting once again the next round will commence on Thursday so please update your side early and often allowing for potential site lags as needed.