In the modern game you need players performing all over the park. You need consistent class. You need guys who are gloriously generic. You need.....SMITHY! SHINTARO SMITHY - Brodie Smith The Noiseless Ninja Smithy stays in the shadows until called to arms. Then he explodes in an exhilarating display of dynamic devastation. EMINEM SMITHY - Alistair Smith The Much Maligned Smithy is the ultimate unique. You can't have this quintessential quartet of quality without him. Ready to rapidly rise from rags to riches. GODZILLA SMITHY - Zachary Smith The Rampaging Reptilian Smithy stomps out solid scores. Expect capable cameos from the jumping juggernaut. KAL-EL SMITHY - Isaac Smith The Substituting Superman Smithy is a positional phantom. From fearless flight as a flawless forward he melts into a marauding midfielder of mayhem. SMITHY - Follow the Fab Four of Fantasy Football
I'm docking you a point for failing to include Hawthorns recruit, Isaac Smith, I'm offended. But LOL Wal, care to share the address of the bar that has had half price drinks tonight?
I used to play a bit of amateurs footy and we were hopeless Like.... seriously bad. Then one guy worked out that it was because every decent club had a Macca and we didn't. So we had a guy called something-or-other Howie and started calling him Macca and whaddya know? Started winning games. Weird...
Spud - I had Isaac (aka KAL-EL) listed under his secret identity.... Now his cover's blown I'll update