good evening all, now, usually I'd collate the scores from the weekend, sort 'em, and so on to help find the WTOTR. This week it's been very easy... to score a pathetic 1719 all you needed to do was copy HeavyMen's team! 1719??? Even GWS scored better than that! What's really funny is that my dear brother HeavyMen lost to our other brother by more than 120! Oh, the shame and humiliation for Heavy to lose to a bloke than knows as much about Supercoach as Heavy knows about the healthy eating pyramid! Alternatively you could have scored 386 by picking this bunch of muppets: Brown, Mitchell J. - WCE - $232,200 - 0 (c) Smedts, Billie - GEE - $113,200 - 3 Dea, Matthew - RIC - $230,400 - 10 Hibberd, Michael - ESS - $429,500 - 15 Delaney, Luke - KAN - $296,800 - 23 Shaw, Rhyce - SYD - $373,700 - 25 Geary, Jarryn - STK - $333,600 - 28 Lucas, Kane - CAR - $245,600 - 5 Greenwood, Levi - KAN - $312,800 - 12 Shaw, Matthew - GCS - $249,700 - 18 Seedsman, Paul - COL - $117,300 - 20 Neale, Lachie - FRE - $106,600 - 21 White, Matt - RIC - $322,100 - 21 Roughead, Jordan - WBD - $346,500 - 15 Clarke, Zac - FRE - $434,700 - 36 Anthony, Jack - FRE - $231,700 - 9 Karnezis, Patrick - BRI - $276,500 - 15 Smith, Devon - GWS - $213,400 - 17 Young, Aaron - PTA - $113,200 - 20 Kennedy, Josh J. - WCE - $398,400 - 22 Ugle, Kirk - COL - $113,200 - 24 Reid, Sam B. - SYD - $344,700 - 27 * bench of whoever you like cos there's $4.16m in the bank! * Feel free to substitute Sam Reid for either Aaron Cornelius BRI or Cory Dell'Olio ESS. (same score). Special mentions to Paul Seedsman from Collingwood for his second mention and to Matt White from Brisbane for his second consecutive mention. Devon Smith and Billie Smedts are both in my team but fortunately for me were both on the bench! Good luck! Kind regards, The Silverback. PS 1719??? can you believe that such an experienced player could somehow come up with a combo as flimsy as that?
My Dear (former) Brother, My lawyers have instructed me to reply thus:- You have wilfully & negligently omitted the following: Our older brother, (a physics master!) can use a sliderule better than Dad & has unlimited access to Australia's only synchrotron, which means (you blithering idiot) that he has access to more data & solutions than Dr Dream Team, walesy, the Hun paywall & in fact the entire freaking free world - combined!! Therefore, while I was taking all 7 (team draining) arsenic bullets up the kazoo he was calmly sipping his coffee & calculated that I was ..cked & gleefully won the match. By omitting that a) I have in fact, won ALL our head to head matches thus far (& unlikey to see your sorry arse again in the finals) & b) currently it is I, LEADING in our head to head total pts tally - you are using walesy's generous, journalistic privileges granted for nought other than to annoy the shite out of me! PS Mum says you need to buy bigger shirts.
I also had both D.Smith and Smedts - but I had them both on the field. Plus a doughnut because Birchall withdrew. Absolutely shocking week. Might be time to focus on leagues.
Lol funny stuff! I think where I lost it first was "healthy eating pyramid"... haha nice work, guys..!
And yes, when Porps pulled out my opponent must have been trembling in her boots because I had cover whereas she didn't.... only to learn that it was B.Smedts.
Considering I shamefully scraped together 1663, I think it was an all round bad week for the Heavy's. Only 20 scoring players including Smedts and Smith, while Mitchell didn't help either.