Hi all, I have put together a map of all 18 clubs. Have a look here: http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?msid=210876779280361951203.0004bf5f7cba86cef5e53&msa=0&ll=-34.597042,137.460938&spn=130.589402,346.289063 I hope Ive got you all in the right spot Looking ahead to rivalry round, we have some rip snorting matchups, such as: Cradle Mountain Devils vs Charlies Opening Spelunkers Iron Knob Codpieces vs Foul Bay Chickens Mount Beauty Uglys vs Gundagai Grasshoppers Far Kew Frogs vs Nunawading Nuffers just to name a few... Also, here is a list of all 18 clubs (and their owner in brackets) Cradle Mountain Devils (dmandrews) Iron Knob Codpieces (jimbowan) Birdsville Battlers (Jolcon) Foul Bay Chickens (ChiefRussell) Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles (chels) Far Kew Frogs (Nick) Marble Bar Misfits (Lenh191) Venus Bay Vultures (Fitzy) Gundagai Grasshoppers (Simonoz) Gariwerd Cockatoos (anthak) Powlett Plains Packers (Philosoraptor) Mawson Base Penguins (Xenomorph) Darraweit Guim Dirigibles (chris88) Nunawading Nuffers (melbandy) Whitsunday Warriors (TerryinBangkok) Charlie’s Opening Spelunkers (Bandit) Mt Beauty Uglys (bama) Namatjira Nungas (BigLance)
...including a possible QLD derby between the down-home, down-to-earth Battlers of Birdsville and those cocktail sipping wannabes from the Whitsundays. Let the sledging begin!
Love your work anthak.... I look forward to putting Nunawading to the sword early in the battle of the eastern suburbs!
Ah yes, Nama, a relatively easy place to get to, a very difficult place to escape...*ahem leave from. Loving our team from Mawson Base.
Anth.....you are a legend mate....nice work. (Nick....I'm only slightly outside the Melb metro area, as is TiB)
As for the Kew Krispy Kreeme puffs, the Nuffers look forward to a ceremonial shit down your necks upon your demise at our hands.
mel I assume you'll be okay with all Nuna supporters having to walk through a metal detector when entering our home ground of Stradbroke Park? I must protect the interests of my fan base from being shivved.
With your abundant funds Nick, I would have thought you could afford a park that aint Broke. As for the metal detector, I'm sure it will be gone by the end of the day.
<blockquote>Quote from chels on May 7, 2012, 15:36 amazing work Ant - you are a star m8. Will ask Chelsea to be a goal umpire for our clash</blockquote> Did you realise Chels that I was able to arrange that the Cockatoos are traveling over to NZ during the ORFFA Chelsea Roffey Apreciation Round, although the FIXture committee were also thinking she could maybe work every game that round anyway.
no one at TS appreciates Chelsea Football Club the way I do Ant. And few appreciate Chelsea Roffey the way you and I do. I understand that Foxton (home of the legendary Foxton Fries) is planning a Chelsea Roffey tribute and parade - the first draft of the blurb refers to "putting the fox into foxton." Chelsea, bless her, has confirmed that she will be present for the three day festival.
<blockquote>Quote from Simonoz on May 29, 2012, 03:06 Chels is a man ??? </blockquote> Worrying signs. You are really starting to get the hang of this Simon. no one at TS appreciates Chelsea Football Club the way I do Ant. And few appreciate Chelsea Roffey the way you and I do. I understand that Foxton (home of the legendary Foxton Fries) is planning a Chelsea Roffey tribute and parade - the first draft of the blurb refers to "putting the fox into foxton." Chelsea, bless her, has confirmed that she will be present for the three day festival. If you or ant could read Chels, instead of just looking at the nice pictures, it would not have escaped your notice that Chelsea Roffey is an employee of the Whitsunday Warriors FC and has been under contract since Day 1. It was an early part of our recruitment policy to attract certain personalities to Hook Island so that Hornsy will not get bored and start abusing people in the Tiki Bar. We have no claims nor affiliations with your round ball team owned by the Russian cozy nostra, but Ms. Roffey is not up for grabs, nor is she on any trade table. We have already had problems from that pesky Lucas thinking that Rebecca would live in a desert, so our lawyers have been examining mutual copyright agreements between the West Island and New Zealand. You can either take it on the chin like a ram, or have our barristers get in touch. Either way, she will not be a participant in your festival, since there was not the courtesy of a request to either her nor her employers. Us. Read our thread. And we have never heard of Foxton, but Ms. Roffey would not associate herself with vermin anyway, so it is a mute point.
TiB, suggest you instruct Sue, Grabbit and Run to act for you again. Your best hope may be to argue that Ms Roffey is, as was popular on this site last week, bipolar and hence one of her thinks she signed with the Hooker Islanders. Based on her almost ivory visage she is not spending any time outdoors in the harmful ultraviolet rays prevalent in FNQ.
<blockquote>Quote from chels on May 29, 2012, 21:26 TiB, suggest you instruct Sue, Grabbit and Run to act for you again. Your best hope may be to argue that Ms Roffey is, as was popular on this site last week, bipolar and hence one of her thinks she signed with the Hooker Islanders. Based on her almost ivory visage she is not spending any time outdoors in the harmful ultraviolet rays prevalent in FNQ.</blockquote> She, and her other identity, are also one (or two, if you insist) of the inaugural Honorary Life Members of the Warriors. You and ant are just grabbing without the decency to offer a hard working girl anything. We look after our people. And anyway, we have patented skin whitening cream made from coconut oil.