Rather fond of a flat picked dobro using a steel. Pity he didn't cut loose. And I see we have added new meaning to a wolf in sheep's clothing. Hope chels is not offended.
It has come to our attention that a couple of nefarious coaches have been trying to kidnap Ms. Chelsea Roffey from our midst. As mentioned in establishing the Warrior franchise, the services of Ms. Roffey were secured by the Tiki Bar, to supplement the poultry salary (chicken feed) she receives from the AFL on weekends. Ms. Roffey is very happy in her new surroundings and has since become an inaugural life member of the club. Any requests for guest appearances or other services from Ms. Roffey should be addressed in the first instance to her management company, Cape of Good Horn Pty Ltd. . <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/90y2s-I-Support.jpg" />
re Ms. Roffey bluster can never replace fact TiB. An example: on 16 September 2001, at Camp David, President George W. Bush said: "This crusade – this war on terrorism – is going to take a while, ... " Look at the people who lined up behind that jumble of confused thinking. I think I know where SnoZ stands on this one!
<blockquote>Quote from chels on May 31, 2012, 16:24 I think I know where SnoZ stands on this one!</blockquote> "Think" may not be sufficient in this particular case. Try it. By all means.
good point TiB, "unambiguous" was probably a better choice as in: SnoZ would be unambiguous on this one!
<blockquote>Quote from TerryinBangkok on May 31, 2012, 16:57 "Think" may not be sufficient in this particular case. Try it. By all means.</blockquote> Don't try to think Terry, the consequences could be alarming... <img src="http://desertpeace.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/dont-try-to-think2.jpg?w=477" />
Well, another week comes around and we will be hosting Venus Bay. Welcome to the Whitsundays! But please show your ID at the Tiki Bar. VB have been travelling nicely and with the Tommahawk stuck with a banged up knee and Butch a no show, the Warriors might struggle a bit. The good news is Fitzy has promised to bring a load of pipis, which I will do in a chili paste made from from discarded prawn heads, plus lots of fresh basil. Hornsy has promised he can deliver us a whole fresh pig this weekend, so we have prepared a pit with hot coals so we can have a real Hawaiian luau. The gods are appeased to guarantee safe weather for the long journey from Mornington. .<img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/34422-Tahiti07.jpg" />
Motlop a late withdrawal. We are now left with one man standing in the forward line and, no, it is not big Dean. . <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/vqjt9-cornelius.jpg" />
This week we travel with a reduced squad, not that it's not already reduced to nothing, to Van Diemen's Land to take on the Cradle Mountain furry black things. Team accommodation is picturesque, if not somewhat rustic. We just hope it is warm enough and the fog lifts in time for our scheduled start. . <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/d59jy-cradle_mountain_tasmania.jpg" />
sad TiB; look on the bright side. With the savings in travel costs the Whits will likely make a profit. Add that to the Tiki Bar profit and you can purchase Greece (and perhaps Ireland). Export the game and we all benefit. Well done that team.
<blockquote>Quote from chels on June 5, 2012, 20:45 sad TiB; look on the bright side. With the savings in travel costs the Whits will likely make a profit. Add that to the Tiki Bar profit and you can purchase Greece (and perhaps Ireland). Export the game and we all benefit. Well done that team.</blockquote> We are always open to innovative thinking at the Whits. Sadly, Greece has already been claimed by Geelong (take a good look at the Greek flag) and Ireland, well, the AFL keeps going there for pissups and we wouldn't want to run into that crowd. And Ireland is much more than a clump of sod. Not something you could own really. England have been trying for centuries. This time we have turned to American baseball for a little innovation. We were particularly struck with Brad Pitt's idea of making soda in the machine outside the gym free to players. This had a huge psychological effect and they actually started winning. So we have decided to adopt this technology for our gym at Hook Island and put paid once and for all to the naysayers who infer that we subsist on cocktails. Perish the thought. . <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/9sv53-MCsmall.jpg" />
Wonder how we went? Or, rather, how Cradle Mountain went? Meataxe has been naughty and cops a one match ban. On the plus side we will have No. 1 draft pick Jon Patton making his debut this week. Wonder if he prefers green or red?
The management at Mawson would like to make post match table reservations at the Tiki Bar if possible this weekend TiB. We plan on staying a few days afterwards as the boys want to go fishing.
You're coming up here? You bringing Patch with you? How can I tank if I am playing the Commish? You still trying to build this into a grudge match or are you going to be nice? You going to check out our rock paintings? Are you over the flu? They don't get enough fish at Mawson? The Japs can't even sell their whale meat, but of course whales are mammals and not pisces. Will the penguins require interpreters? So you are going to prop yourself up at the Tiki Bar and add up other peoples scores all weekend. What about pre-match table reservations? Good thing Hornsy is not around - he's off masquerading as Cheapshot TiB (thanks to Fitzy). This is all so sudden, I had given most of the boys the weekend off to go diving for lobsters. Anyway, I have let Chelsea know and she will make sure the rooms are ready. Suppose we'd better mow the grass as well.
So many questions.... Patch is coming. If you tank, you will be ridiculed publicly, i.e. on the main page. I expect your best, sir. Nice - too many grudges about already. Yep - though I don't know that much about rock paintings TBH. More interested in the rocks. Still a bit woozy - flat on my back for three days. We like to eat Red Emperor and will be trying to catch a few. Penguins should be fine. it would be nice if you had a spa with ice water in it in case they want to take a dip. Good old Fisty.
Thought if I gave you lots of questions you might forget to put your team in. Obviously not. Trust you will leave the Bobbsy Twins (Brayshaw) behind and we can then turn on full facilities for your entourage. Quite a few Emperor about at the moment. We shall organise the spa as per your request.
The bar is always open when we have visitors in town. Juddy has been propping it up since putting in a nice 49, while Tom Swift came of the bench and managed to equal Kossie's score.
The bar is always open when we have visitors in town. Juddy has been propping it up since putting in a nice 49, while Tom Swift came of the bench and managed to equal Kossie's score.