2024 ORFFF Round 9

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  1. stowie

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  2. stowie

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    Dropbears that I know about so far, will fill in the gaps as we go


    NWM, Sheezel, Florent, Mac Andrew (Harry Cunningham)
    Andrew Brayshaw, Naicos, Bolton, Darcy Wilson
    Stocker - OOP
    Luke Jackson, Ginnivan, Jack Graham, Noah Balta
    Darcy Moore, Ralphsmith
     
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    Looking ahead to the end of round ChatGPT review a couple of options for styles/themes are 90’s deadpan comic Steven Wright, Aussie comedy duo Clark and Dawes and AFL Commentator extraordinaire Dennis Commetti.

    Please free to comment if you have a preference or an alternate idea for extra enjoyment.
     
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  4. That KI Guy

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    Has to be Clark and Dawes
     
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  5. That KI Guy

    That KI Guy Moderator Staff Member

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    Noahs take on a white hot Boozers

    Perfect timing as Libba has an extended spell:rolleyes:

    Def - Lloyd, Newman, Clark, Duncan (McVee)
    Mid - Warner, Dawson, Sharp, Parker* (Viney)
    Ruck - Gawn
    Fwd - Flanders, Fisher, Daniher, Powell (Gresham)
    IC - Moore, Amon (Howes)
    *loop for Viney
     
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    The visiting 29ers 13/1019 lead the Ducks 13/953 @thokash with Lipinski and Josh Daicos to complete proceedings in the early Sunday game for Black Swamp and Noble and Duggan likewise for the Jan Juc side.
     
  7. That KI Guy

    That KI Guy Moderator Staff Member

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    3/4 time in match of the round

    Tight contest
    Noahs 1312/13 (100) vs Boozers 1018/10 (101)
    @leematty1
     
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    Unofficial final scores have the 29ers 1226 defeating the Ducks 1151 @thokash
     
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    This would have to be one of the highest scoring games. Boozers backing up a record 1600 with I think something similar again.

    great decision to drop Howe this week.
     
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  10. That KI Guy

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    Well played @leematty1

    Noahs 1533 def by Boozers 1593

    Our boys couldn’t have done much more.
    Jeez that Zorko bloke goes alright for a 35 yo :rolleyes:
     
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  11. leematty1

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    I lost??

    my last 5 scored almost 600 so guessing your initial calcs must have been way out :(
     
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    By request the ChatGPT written ORFFF review scene for Round 9 opens with John Clarke and Bryan Dawe seated at a desk, papers scattered across it. John Clarke is holding a clipboard, while Bryan Dawe is flipping through some notes.

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    John Clarke: Good evening, Bryan.

    Bryan Dawe: Good evening, John.

    John Clarke: Well, Bryan, it's that time of the week again. Time to delve into the delightful world of ORFFF.

    Bryan Dawe: That's right, John. The Only Really Funny Football Federation. Let's dive straight in, shall we?

    John Clarke: Indeed, Bryan. Our first matchup this round saw the Useless Loop Virgins take on the Port Lincoln Power.

    Bryan Dawe: Quite the clash, John. But it seems the Virgins had a bit more oomph, scoring 1132 to the Power's 1066. A shocking defeat for the Power, wouldn't you say?

    John Clarke: Absolutely, Bryan. Moving on, we had the Maralinga Atoms facing off against the Sherwood Magpies.

    Bryan Dawe: A nuclear showdown, John! And the Atoms certainly packed a punch with 1166 points, leaving the Magpies trailing behind at 989. A real fission for the Magpies, I'd say.

    John Clarke: Well put, Bryan. Next, we had the Nangkita Bucks against The Stony Ponys.

    Bryan Dawe: Ah, the majestic clash of bucks and ponies. And it seems The Stony Ponys galloped ahead with 1510 points to the Bucks' 1379. A stampede of a victory!

    John Clarke: Indeed, Bryan. Now, the Walpole Woylies went head to head with the Macquarie Island Whales.

    Bryan Dawe: A battle of the beasts, John! And it was the Woylies who hopped their way to victory with 1257 points, leaving the Whales stranded at 1054. A whale of a tale, wouldn't you say?

    John Clarke: Quite so, Bryan. Our penultimate matchup saw the Mt Thirsty Boozers against the Neptune Island Noahs.

    Bryan Dawe: A thirsty bunch, those Boozers! But it was the Noahs who weathered the storm with 1533 points, narrowly defeating the Boozers' 1492. A biblical battle, indeed!

    John Clarke: And finally, the Jan Juc Ducks faced off against the Black Swamp 29ers.

    Bryan Dawe: Ah, the quacking Ducks against the mucky 29ers! And it was the 29ers who waded through the swamp to victory with 1225 points, leaving the Ducks behind at 1141. A muddy affair, wouldn't you agree?

    John Clarke: Absolutely, Bryan. Another exhilarating round of ORFFF, full of surprises and laughter.

    Bryan Dawe: Indeed, John. Until next time, folks. Stay tuned for more absurdity on the field!

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    The camera fades out as John Clarke and Bryan Dawe continue their banter.
     
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  13. That KI Guy

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    :D
    I make no excuses for my maths skills.
    Great match anyways.
    Hopefully Zorko the magnificent doesn’t come to haunt me later in the season.
     
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    The lockout looks to be set for Saturday, so is this issue now sorted ?
     
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    Yes, I was able to get in and change stuff just now :thumbsu:
     
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