The Poms surged back but the Aussies lead by the slendest of margins !!. We have 6 Ashes games this week...........
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Mancdave V Yani:
In the grudgematch of the soccer fans Yani was desperate to get his season back on track but his hopes rested on a certain T Cloke. Ask him how that worked out ??. Yup not to well !!. The big Dave inseted the pineapple AND the gimp ball and made Yani suffer some more with a 2205 V 2056 win. I sent Yani $10 to tell me hes next two ins so I can avoid them lol. The big fella Dave sat back and enjoyed this one
Eleviathans V Walesy:
Well Walsey plays true to form lol. Second nut low score for the season and bingo he gets the chockies !!!. Good news for Walesy is gives the old sphincster a chance to heal and the donut cushion to get a week off !!. Ele not bothered as he used the friendly to get some new moos in and ready himself for some of Binkys offsiders !!. Walsey shot a 2069 V 1988 for the points and the healing.
Schlock V Edbull:
Schlock used this as a warm up against Edbull and won with a 2108 V 1913 walk in. Think Edbull was hoping for some mercy from Schlock but came up well short !!. Schlock showing Edbull abaout as much mercy as a snake shows a mouse !!..Sure Edbull seen what was coming and saved the trades to fight another day.
Sainter V Supercoachsuperstar:
Sainter, being a young gun, can have his season summed up by being described as coming before proceedings have finished as his season started strong and has slowly tapered off. SCSS started hot favourite but only finished just in front with a 1999 v 1938 win. Maybe SCSS rested some players with “The general” ???.
Ned V Brogie:
In the first of the Ashes games Ned prayed to the good lord but seems he seemed to had a day off as no prayers answered here !!. The Northener that is Brogie with physical violence threatened on his troops was happy to get the points with a 2128 v 1982 win. Unwashed 1-0 up.
Fez v Viddle:
Well Fez found out the hard way about momentum. Viddle a happy and relaxed man after placking the fook outta Yani last week rolled into this week with but not a worry in the world and beat Fez with a 2278 v 2121 win. Fez bitter with the loss but Viddle celebrating California style with a double decafe, natural low fat soy milk , organically grown low fat sweetener, in a half large three quarter size glass, coffee !!. ? FF 2-0 up.
UA v Slarty:
UA was a bit uneasy playing a kilt wearing blue ranga but had not a worry in the world with a 2285 v 2068 win. Word is Slarty missed lockout while tuning his bagpipes ???. Locals saying they heard the playing of bagpipes Monday night that sounded like a broken heart followed by a lot of ounts and ookin ??. Convicts 2-1 down.
Crossy v ATX:
Crossy was confident coming up against the wild ATX but it looks like ATX made some big changes in his team (Word is since Viddle beat Yani the “Hit”on Viddle is off so the smoke &amp; mirrors ATX has time for his team). ATX scored 2131 which was too much for Crossy’s 1942. Crossy suffering from T Cloke and friends and missed the candy as a result. Bath Dodgers 3-1 up .
JB v Bones:
Well as usual when the going gets tough JB steps up !!. The TS lad just keeps on keeping on when the team needs it !!. His 2026 getting the biz done against Bones’s 1987. Bones to go on a bender as his team went AWOL on him when needed . JB takes no prisoners when it comes to the Ashes games and Bones just one of his victims. TS 2-3 down.
Ashes Wins TS:
4: JB
3: Fez, SCSS, UA
2: Crossy
1: Eleviathans, Walesy
Ashes Wins FF:
3: Schlock, Brogie
2: Yani, Slarty, Edbull, Viddle
1: Bones, ATX
TS 17
FF 16
Ladder positions
TS 2,3,4,8,9,13,16,17,18
FF 1,5,6,7,10,11,12,14,15
Round 10 and we have 6 Ashes games so a big weekend for all……
Sainters v UA:
Sainters run not to improve as the powerhouse UA steps up to crush the youngun in a supercoach lesson. UA has worked hard to keep his team a powerhouse and not about to let an easy one slip bye. Sainter needs to explode to make a game of it.
Slarty v ATX:
Slarty will be nervous in this game as he can ill afford to drop this game !. The bagpipes will be put away in an all out effort to keep the erratic ATX from inserting on him. Rumor is Slarty to feast on his favourite meal (Black pudding &amp; cabbage) as he readies for the game. The mystery that is ATX wouldn’t be the worst bet this week as you’ll get good odds.
JB v Schlock:
First of the Ashes games. Big Big game !!!. Both highest Ashes winners for their sides. Both high on the ladder !!. Schlock don’t lack confidence but the quiet JB is my tip for this game as I’ve said all along the blokes just a hard nut to crack. Schlock to be the hunted this week !!!.
Crossy v Bones:
Both had hard losses last week both need this win more than one of their kidneys !!!. Crossy a proud Aussie will throw everything at this game while Bones will sacrifice bath time for SC study. Hot tip Bones dob some vas as Crossy wont be dropping this game full stop !!!. Bones has stacked the pantry with warm piss in ready for a hard game.
Elevithan v Edbull:
Both these players are below where they thought they’d be but my tip is Ele to get the biz done comfortably against the Edbull !!!!. You’ll see the cream rise to the top here and Ele will insert on the Edbull a big beat and get the points for the Aussies !!!.
Walesy v Yani:
Walesy can keep with his score low and win theory here as a wounded Yani will be no match for the Walesy. Walesy will enjoy inserting on Yani rather than being the inserted. Jo also happy to take the week off as Walesy ready to hand the pineapple cup to some other poor unfortunate soul !!!.
Fez v Mancdave:
Big Dave will be relaxed going into this game but that’s not a good thing against Fez. Fez needs this win and nothing more dangerous than a wounded Aussie !!. Fez will be the snake and Mancdave will be a mouse as he’s hunted down like prey !!!. Big fella wont be happy but SC does that to people. Tip is Mancdave save your trades for next week !!!.
SCSS v Brogie:
Another super tough game here with these two titans going head to head like a heavyweight bout !!. I’m expecting SCSS to get the win though as his class should rise to the top. Expect the Northener to kneecap someone this week as a result from the loss !!. Brogie will feel like a bath after SCSS has his way. ?
Ned v Viddle:
Viddle to start favourite in this game but I’m tipping Ned as get the feeling Ned is saving trades for a run through the back half of the season which will start with the demise of Viddle. Guessing the almighty one will play a part and as a result the Viddle wont be going out for coffee anytime soon !!!. Chin up Viddle whatever happens you still smoked Yani lol.