Hey Guys

Thought id get a post up as the last one wont let us write comments on it nice and quick as dont have much time and will try add to it in the meantime. Manchester united have emergenged on top of the league with a 1-0 over Arsenal last week and have a game in hand. Man City the big movers are now 3rd only 2 points off the top while Chelsea continue to drop points and find themselves 4th. Spurs 5th and Bolton 6th are doing great but a bit of a gap from 4th. Liverpool find themselves midtable with Hodgson under alot of pressure. The bottom 3 see Wigan Wolves and West Ham in the relegation zone.

The biggest news to come out of England this week is the Carlos Tevez transfer request. So many stories coming out is he homesick?? Does he hate Mancini is there a problem with Brian Cook and other Man City board members, is he genuinely homesick and willing to take a 1000% wage drop or quit the game altogether or does he want more money?? Time will tell to see how this one plays out.

All 6 English clubs have qualified for the next round of Europe with Spurs, Arsenal Manchester United and Chelsea all progressing to the round of 16 in the Champs League and Man City and Liverpool progressing to the last 32 of the Europa cup. The draw for both compeititons will take place Saturday morning our time.

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<th scope="col"><abbr title="Played">P</abbr></th>
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<td colspan="5"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/table/default.stm">Full Barclays Premier League table[/url]


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1
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/default.stm">Man Utd[/url]
16
20
34



2
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/arsenal/default.stm">Arsenal[/url]
17
15
32



3
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/default.stm">Man City[/url]
17
11
32



4
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/default.stm">Chelsea[/url]
17
19
31



5
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/default.stm">Tottenham[/url]
17
3
27



6
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/bolton_wanderers/default.stm">Bolton[/url]
17
6
26



7
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/sunderland/default.stm">Sunderland[/url]
17
2
24



8
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm">Newcastle[/url]
17
1
22



9
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/default.stm">Liverpool[/url]
17
-1
22



10
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackpool/default.stm">Blackpool[/url]
16
-5
22



11
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/west_bromwich_albion/default.stm">West Brom[/url]
17
-5
22



12
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/stoke_city/default.stm">Stoke[/url]
17
-1
21



13
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackburn_rovers/default.stm">Blackburn[/url]
17
-5
21



14
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/aston_villa/default.stm">Aston Villa[/url]
17
-9
20



15
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/e/everton/default.stm">Everton[/url]
17
-2
18



16
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/birmingham_city/default.stm">Birmingham[/url]
17
-3
18



17
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/f/fulham/default.stm">Fulham[/url]
17
-4
16



18
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/wigan_athletic/default.stm">Wigan[/url]
17
-15
16



19
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/wolverhampton_wanderers/default.stm">Wolves[/url]
17
-12
15



20
<td scope="row"><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/west_ham_utd/default.stm">West Ham[/url]
17
-15
12




 

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5A-Side Previews Gameweek 18

Tossers vs TooSerious1

Ned Flanders to score first for the tossers with a hard fought win over Benji, Fezkat to be too strong over Gumby, Anthak to peg one back over soups, Walesy to be too strong over Placentino and Joshy to round off the scoring with a win over Stkildathunda resulting in a 4-1 win for the tossers.

Too’s V Flaming Buddhists

The Flaming Buddhists will be going down like a flaming moth in a bug zapper as the Too’s continue there surge to the pointy end of the ladder. Buckle up Buddhists you got a game on ya hands this week

In the 1st game JB V Brogie

JB THE cool hand Luke of 5AS falls to 13 + 4 + C V 30 + 2 and cooly announces “Dont count out jb inserting one just yet boys (and girls). Might be having a Barry this week but this aint over yet &amp; I hate pineapple”. And storms home to win by 8 !!!. Bad for you Brogie this blokes got the smarts of a far king rocket scientist and the brass gonads of an far king elephant. Brogie by 8 …………….To lose that is

In the 2nd game Eleviathan V Gravsey

Ele had a bad one last week by his own ommision and that Gravsey is the death rattle for you !! . Ele hasn’t had 2 bad weeks all season and not about to start to change history this weekend . Ele finally got that pineapple out and is looking to “pass the baton” on with Gravsey getting the soiled and rough end of that deal .
Word of warning Gravsey Ele has more moves than a 5 armed magician…………….. You guess which one’s holding the pineapple ??. Ele by 5

In the 3rd game Underachivers V Nutstar

Underachivers smashed the shyt outta Cheryl last week and I’m expecting UA to dish the same cold meal to Nutstar this week . UA is tougher than cheap steak and as cold as a mother in laws kiss. Bad for you Nutty as UA just keeps on keeping on and will be doing the biz again as Nutstar can only watch on like the passenger he’ll be . Nutstar to get his nuts broken to the tune of 5 points.

In the 4th game Jo V Yani

Hang on Yani as Jo scrapped the pineapple for a dildo and after giving Clammers a work out last week will be ready to do bad bad things to the Yani . It will be like a nasty porn movie as Jo dominates and has her way with Yani…….Hmmmmmmm might just be like a Max Mosley movie . Well Yani good news is it’s only over a few days !!! . Jo by 3

In the last game Crew V Slarty.

Well Slarty bad news bud I’ve finally got my scrappy lot humming and your the next victim of that . Slarty isn’t gunna be a push over but my gut feeling is I’m good to go by 1. “Slutty” will feel cheap and used after that .

TooSeriousTree vs The Wenches think the trees will get a victory but only margainly. Sideways and Rokkitgurl to get the wneches off to a flyer but thats where it ended for the wenches with Mattybomb, Celine and Pokersnaz to all get victories.

As mentioned on the other page the big chill is hitting England this weekend with a big possability games will be called off,.

The northern teams have more problem with the weather games like

Sunderland vs Bolton
Wigan vs Villa
Liverpool vs Fulham
Blackburn vs West Ham
Blackpool vs Tottenahm
Man City vs Everton

The biggest danger will be Blackpool with their non underground heating and Sunderland as well.

Captain Material

Arsenal or Spurs players would be the safest options but check the premier league site right up to the week to see what games get called off and are still on.

Key players missing this week

Tevez - Very unlikely he will play meets with Mancini Saturday our time so anything could happen.

Lampard - expected to start

Fabregas - expected to start

Odemwingie - out

VDV - 2 weeks away

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