Fez here again filling in for the injured JoshyC. The disagnosis is a 10 week injury so i guess the JoshyC camp arent telling us the real extent of the injury???

5A-Side wrap up

TooSerious1 3 - 1 TossersRus

Benji 54 defeated NedFlanders 53
Gumby 52 drew Walesy 52
Anthak 49 defeated Soups 44
PlacentinoFC 50 defeated JoshyC 38
StkildaThunder 40 defeated by Fezkat 49

A draw and a 1 point loss, couple of points the other way and the result could have been different for the Tossers.

Flaming Buddhists 5 - 0 TooSeriousToo

Brogie 49 defeated UnderAchievers 34
Slarty 47 defeated Eleviathan 45
Gravesy 47 defeated Ausjb 29
Ianovich 57 defeated Johnana4 38
Nutstar 49 defeated Crew 48

Couple of close losses to the Toos but really they got spanked and the 5-0 scoreline shows that.

TooSeriousTree 2 - 3 The Wenches

Tricky 46 defeated by Sideways 60
Pokersnaz 54 defeated Cheryl 51
Macca 63 defeated Rokkitgurl 53
MattyBomb22 25 defeated by Clammers 43
CelineF 30 defeated by Susan 39

The Trees battled hard but couldnt get the win and are still holding up the 5A-side table.

Standing After 7 rounds

1.Flaming Buddhists 16 points GD 8
2. Tooserious1 P 15 GD 8
3.The Libertines P 13 GD 6
4.Les Pommes De Terre P 13 GD 5
5.Feral Dingos P 13 GD 3
6.The Wenches P 12 GD -1
7.TooSeriousToo P 10 GD 5
8.Hippos Yawn P 10 GD 2
9.JLP5 P 6 GD -2
10.Nameless P 6 GD -9
11.Tossers P 6 GD -9
12.TooSeriousTree P 6 GD -16

Gameweek 8 Preview (just copied the previews off Fanfooty)<!--more-->

[span style="font-weight: bold;">Tossers v JLP
The Tossers will play the JLP back into form.
I see nothing but a spanking for the skips in this clash.
Crompton will comfortably beat Ned Flanders but might decline shaking the Tossers hand afterwards <img title="Laughing" src="http://www.fanfooty.co.uk/forum/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" />
Yer Old Da will pack too many guns for Walesy
Weeman wont even have to get his box out for this one, hell thump the fk out of Soups
Henke7 will slaughter the fk out of poor JoshyC
Fezkat to get one back for the Tossers with an easy win over Rob


TooSeriousTree vs Buddhists
Too Serious Tree must be out of their tree if they think they have any chance against the spliff rolling perverted Flame Grilled Bud Crew ....
First up its Tricky the Skip against our very own fire and brimstone god fearing Northern Ireland spud - Father Brogie...Father Brogie will already be warming up his red hot poker to ram it so far up Skippys arse he will be breathing out flames for weeks...Next up - Macca the Scouse sounding coont against Slarty, the kilt wearing new ball bowling mad as a fking badger high priest of perversion....Slarty will be powering in from the Dingo Fence End..kilt flapping in the breeze, wild eyed and legless..to be fair, Macca will just have to run to the hills - he will be deflowered - dunno about Never Walk Alone .... the poor coont will never walk again ....
The middle game sees Pokersnaz take on Ianovich - one sided affair this one, Ianovich is already at the clinic getting the course of jabs he will need to handle the outbacker....but class will tell - thats class at the game, social class, any kind of fking class you can think of...the outbacker will be back in the dole queue....having had a glimpse of life outside the Feral colony....just a glimpse mind - we dont want to encourage the coonts.
CelineF takes on Gravesy in what can only be the 4th win for the Bud Crew...from memory I think Celine is a WAG of one of the other skips (JoshyC ??)...as long as she is under the age of 85 her fella has nothing to worry about with Gravesy - although keep an eye on her handbag as Gravesy has spent more time in the clink than Ronnie Biggs (so I guess he is really an Honourable Aussie so you will have loads in common)... No gentlemanly conduct here - Gravesy will give her the eye and win by a distance.
Finally we have Mattybomb22 against Nutstar..Nutstar is a Northern coont - no idea what Mattybomb22 is (animal, vegetable, mineral, give us a fking clue <img title="Laughing" src="http://www.fanfooty.co.uk/forum/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" /> <img title="Laughing" src="http://www.fanfooty.co.uk/forum/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" /> ) Nutty is over 70 ahead of the king of the gingers (must be surely)..so should be a walkover.
So there you go - 5-0 prediction to the Flamers..

Tooserious 1 vs TooSeriousToo
Well well well its the much awaited Ones V the Twos
The 1s confident after scrapping home by the skin of their sacks last week and falling over the line like a 40 stoner after a marathon with as much sweat and effort  . The 2s suffered their worst defeat of the year but for a few far can points could have been a more respectable 2/3 down
In the first game Eleviathan V Benji..........Benji the form man of this team but his form is due to go down like a cheap hooker as Elevi steps up to tear Benji a new arsehole .
In game 2 Underachievers V Gumby .......Gumby will be like a Gummy shark as Achievers slays Gumby  Like shootin fish in a trough. Achievers set for a big day out ..........Gumby to be on the end of it
In the 3rd game Johno V Anthank..........Will be a cracker with no beg your far can pardons asked for or given our captain has had a rough run the last couple of weeks but is shipping in a gun to right the wrong of the previous 2 weeks . Will have to as Anthank is getting the troops sorted and in this game Im picking a far king draw as I cant seperate the 2 !!.
In the 4th game JB V Placentino .............JB up against it as hes had a horror run on injuries and still trying to fix the team up after having the injury pineapple inserted over the last few weeks so I think Placentino will get the cigar in this one with JB back on track in the next few weeks.
In the last game my good self Crew V Stkildathunder ...........Thunder (like Stkilda) will continue their form of coming 2nd as Crew (as a n00b) inflicts a painful defeat on Thunder and the 1s.

English Premier League Results gameweek 7


Chelsea 2 - 0 Arsenal

Drogba (39)
Alex (85)

Liverpool 1 - 2 Blackpool

Adam (29)
Varney (45+1)
Kyrgiakos (53)

Man City 2 - 1 Newcastle

Tevez (18)
Gutierrez (24)
A.Johnson(75)

Birmingham 0 - 2 Everton

Johnson (OG54)
Cahill (90+3)

Stoke 1 - 0 Blackburn

Walters (48)

Sunderland 0 - 0 Man Utd

Tottenham 2 - 1 Aston Villa

Albrighton(16)
Van Der Vaart (45+2, 75)

West Brom 1 - 1 Bolton

Elmander (64)
Morrison (78)

West Ham 1 - 1 Fulham

Dempsey (33)
Piquionne (51)

Wigan 2 - 0 Wolves

Gomez (65)
Rodallega (85)

Premier league table through 7 games
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1
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Chelsea[/url]
7
21
18



2
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #cc6666;">Man City[/url]
7
6
14



3
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Man Utd[/url]
7
7
13



4
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/arsenal/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Arsenal[/url]
7
7
11



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5
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Tottenham[/url]
7
2
11



<td colspan="15">



6
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/west_bromwich_albion/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">West Brom[/url]
7
-3
11



7
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/stoke_city/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Stoke[/url]
7
-1
10



8
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/a/aston_villa/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Aston Villa[/url]
7
-3
10



9
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackpool/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Blackpool[/url]
7
-4
10



10
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/f/fulham/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Fulham[/url]
7
1
9



11
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/sunderland/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Sunderland[/url]
7
0
8



12
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/bolton_wanderers/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Bolton[/url]
7
-1
8



13
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/blackburn_rovers/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Blackburn[/url]
7
-1
8



14
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/wigan_athletic/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Wigan[/url]
7
-9
8



15
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Newcastle[/url]
7
0
7



16
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/birmingham_city/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Birmingham[/url]
7
-3
7



17
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/e/everton/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Everton[/url]
7
-1
6



<td colspan="15">



18
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Liverpool[/url]
7
-4
6



19
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/wolverhampton_wanderers/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">Wolves[/url]
7
-5
5



20
<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/west_ham_utd/default.stm" target="_blank">[span style="color: #990000;">West Ham[/url]
7
-9
5



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Yep you better believe it Man city are sitting 2nd while Liverpool are in the relegation zone and potentially could be on -3 when their game this week kicks off.

Fantasy Stars for Gamweek 7

Goalkeeper

Van Der Saar 7
Cech 7
Howard 6

Defenders

Alex 14
Elmohamady 9 (who i had on my bench)
Baines 9

Midfielders

Van Der Vaart 15
Gomez 10
Adam 10
Gutierrez 9

Forwards

Crouch 10
Varney 9
Piquionne 9

Good Captain choices for this week

Berbatov
Nani
Tevez
Nasri
Arshavin
Drogba


Gameweek 8 previews

Arsenal vs Birmingham (3-1 Arsenal)
Arsenal should get back to winning ways at home after a poor run of late.

Bolton vs Stoke (1-1)
Game could go either way so anything could happen, Im predicting a draw.

Fulham vs Tottenham (1-2)
Spurs will have to much class for Fulham here.

Man Utd vs West Brom (3-0)
United to smash West Brom here could be more then 3 goals scores here.

Newcastle vs Wigan (2-1)
Newcastle will just edge it here at home.

Wolves vs West Ham (0-0)
Neither team are any good so doubt there will be much scoring in this one.

Aston Villa vs Chelsea (0-2)
Even on the road Chelsea will be too strong here.

Everton vs Liverpool (2-0)
Liverpools week of misery to continue to a derby loss to their fiercest of rivals.

Blackpool vs Man City (1-2)
Although sitting 2nd City havent been setting the world on fire so theyll just get over the line here.

Blackburn vs Sunderland (1-1)
Blackburn will get a draw only because they are at home.


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