Marble Bar - Home of the Misfits https://www.facebook.com/MarbleBarMisfits/ Thanks to the proud sponsorship of the Swan Brewery and the Jack Daniels Distillery Marble Bar has a new stadium, with lights! We are Marble Bar, and we are coming for you..
There's a misfit, right there: . <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mq421-marble-bar.jpg" />
That's our mascot, Humpty Unfortunately he fell off and has been on the injured list for 3 months... We have redesigned our entrance to demonstrate progress to the creditors, Our previous entrance post is displayed below for preservation purposes. This years squad: 1. Patrick "Easy" Ryder 2. Callan "Mental" Ward 3. Luke "Roald" Dahlhaus Traded out for; 31. Brad "Leatherman" Sewell 4. Jack "Evens" Steven 5. Corey "2Wrongs" Enright 6. Nathan "Dr" Bock 7. Jarrad "Light" Waite 8. Sean "You have been" Dempster 9. Shaun "Not The Stig" Grigg 10. Rhys "The Knife" Stanley 11. Michael "Mexican" Firrito 12. Jeremy "Bullseye" Cameron 13. Toby "eggsnham" Greene 14. Danny "The Other" Stanley 15. Andrew "Shoulders" Embley 16. Sam "Jeeves" Butler 17. Clinton "What Target" Jones 18. David "Coles" Myers 19. Ricky "Out" Petterd Delisted in favour of: 28. Tory "Ivamassive" Dickson Traded out for: 32. Courtenay "Notachicksname" Dempsey 20. Nick "Snakes Navel" Lower Traded out for: 27. Cale "IPlay" Morton Traded out for: 30. Daniel "Scrabble" Giansiracusa 21. Bret "Billy Bob" Thornton 22. Mark "Nickoff" Nicoski 23. Aaron "Masonic" Hall 24. Stefan "Marvin" Martin 25. Beau "Suzi" Wilkes Delisted in favour of: 29. Darren "Unbreakable" Glass 26. Stephen "Biggles" Clifton Established in 1893 following the discovery of gold in the area Marble Bar is known for miles around for its Misfits and football genii. The most famous building in the town is the Ironclad Hotel built in the 1890s, constructed of corrugated Iron, and given the name by American miners who were reminded of the Ironclad ships from the United States. Officially the hotel closed in 2010, this is mostly a licensing issue, why give the gov a percentage of the cut, it’s not like we get a lot of licencing inspectors in Marble Bar. The Misfit’s bar remains polished and well watered, the spittoon gleams and the ladies dress in accordance with the heat, making the Public Bar a very well visited place to this day. Marble Bar has very hot summers and mild to warm winters. The town set a world record of most consecutive days of maximum temperatures of 37.8 degrees Celsius (100 degrees Fahrenheit) or more, during a period of 160 such days from 31 October 1923 to 7 April 1924. The warm winters allow for the perfect combination of football and alcohol. Unusually for a remote centre beer is served in shot glasses and whiskey in middies or schooners, innovations like this are not uncommon in Marble Bar. Penned in the 1964 after match celebration of the clubs 71st consecutive premiership the team song rings loud and proud, lyrics below: Marble Bar Misfit's - Ode to Kicking Butt Torn from the heavens, we fall from the sky And walk the streets among mortal men We drink in shadows, keepers of the flask Assimilation is weak, can't hold back the Misfits Their blood pours as rain and soon they'll all be done Chorus: (Whaaoo) Marble Bar Misfits, Drunkards to a man (Whaaoo) We'll fight the fight, the Misfits Left & Right (Whaaoo) Cazaly's rabid spawn, Football's awful Pride (Whaaoo) Marble Bar Misfits, Premiers by Right Born & created in the image of a god The heavens fall, the saviours have been sent The Misfits are here, a mortgage on the cup Immortal life is ours, a Misfit's right We make the finals and and soon you'll all be done Chorus: (Whaaoo) Marble Bar Misfits, Drunkards to a man (Whaaoo) We'll fight the fight, the Misfits Left & Right (Whaaoo) Cazaly's rabid spawn, Football's awful Pride (Whaaoo) Marble Bar Misfits, Premiers by Right Marble Bar Misfits Drink On, Drink On Marble Bar Misfits They Lost, We Won
Ah Emu Export, also the beer of choice of the Purnulu Bungle Rangers. It's like sex, only comes in a can.
ORRFL awards function at the Marble Bar, downtown Ekatahuna <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/r1h5n-marble-bar.jpg" />
Bereft of ideas since the elevation of the Misfits to the big show, we have decided to steal the bathtub from Port Elizabeth. So, please join us in welcoming the new home ground of the Misfits to the ORFFA. <img src="http://www.fifa.com/mm/photo/tournament/destination/01/18/62/24/1186224_full-lnd.jpg" />
<blockquote>Quote from anthak on May 4, 2012, 03:07 Love the nicknames Len </blockquote> It's an unfortunate truth Ant, I am amused by small things
I'll drink to that. Nice stadium. . <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/equtn-emu-export.jpg" />
Hey Len, can someone shoo the kangaroos off the landing strip so we can land this big Fokker? Aren't airports meant to have tarmac on them? <img src="http://www.eastpilbara.wa.gov.au/inter_site/images/site_images/airport/2.jpg" />
Tarmac is for toffs and sheila pilots There is always option B <img src="http://fishtailair.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/landing-by-parachute.jpg" />
<blockquote>Quote from Lenh191 on May 15, 2012, 21:00 Such awesome hospitality will almost certainly grant good karma</blockquote> . <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/3oob0-marble-bar.jpg" />
<blockquote>Quote from TerryinBangkok on May 17, 2012, 18:24 <blockquote>Quote from Lenh191 on May 15, 2012, 21:00 Such awesome hospitality will almost certainly grant good karma</blockquote> . <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/3oob0-marble-bar.jpg" /></blockquote> I think I limped over the line to beat you, despite your thorny scout, but it was an insipid performance by both our lots. Misfits will be cutting the players 1/2 time drinks down to a 3 can limit in response.