Premier League

There has not been much activity this week in the Premier League. No trade offers were accepted. Looks like everyone is backing their original draft choices to come good if they are struggling at the moment.

2 Gasols 1 Eyebrow 1655 (2-0) defeated King of Karlos 1551 (0-2)



Jet was able to claim a hard fought victory over Karlos this round and the deciding factor was playing 49 games compared to 45 games. The Monobrow is looking like the steal of the draft at the moment and this round scored (265/4), the next best were Hayward (185/4) and Conley (129/3). Karlos relied upon Durant (222/3), Griffin (187/4) and Hawes (159/4) this round and will be looking to round 3 to get their first win of the season.

Wade Machine 1708 (2-0) defeated Run TMC 1264 (0-2)



Wade Machine are currently looking as the team to beat. Wade Machine's score this round is incredible considering they only played 40 games and D-Will is yet to fire on all cylinders. This match was over very early on and this was largely due to the efforts of Kmart (198/4), Jordan (185/4) and Marion (152/4). Run TMC is off to a slow start and will be hoping that LBJ is not forced to rest because of his bad back. This round the best players were M Morris (220/4), LBJ (167/3) and Ibaka (161/3).

Too Seriouseses 1458 (1-1) defeated Ruddy's Cavaliers 1280 (0-2)



The defending champ is on the ropes already and the Chief showed no mercy in this matchup. Walesy played 9 more games than Ruddy this round and was able to post his first win of the season. George (213/4) led the way followed by Irving (198/4) and Hibbert (182/4). Ruddy will be hoping that Al Jeff gets back on the court on a regular basis and this week his best players were Redick (180/4), Wall (159/3) and Ellis (161/4).

Anthak 1526 (2-0) defeated Jasmine's Mob 1127 (0-2)

Anthak made it 2 from 2 with a comfortable win over Jasmine this round. Bledsoe (192/4) and Iggy (195/4) did most of the damage along with Rubio (166/4). Jasmine will be hoping that some of her players get back to full fitness for the next round. This round Sideshow Bob was the best with (162/4), followed by Wade (163/3) and Holiday (130/4).

Heaver 1483 (2-0) defeated The Jug O Naughts 1287 (1-1)



This was a battle of 2 winners from round one and this match was very close until the end of day 4 but Heaver then was able to pull away in the final days of the match. The Beard (201/4) was the best for Heaver, next best were Lawson (144/4) and Teague (135/3). Fez will be hoping that Rose starts to get rolling and this round was best served by DMC (153/3), Klay Thompson (144/4) and Vucevic (131/3).

Westside Hardcore 1523 (1-1) defeated Feel the Love 1508 (0-2)



This was the closest match of the round and it came down to very last game when Love was on fire but alas the Lakers are so shit he sat on the bench for the whole of the 4th qtr thus killing any chance I had of claiming the last minute win. Mick was also rocked by injuries with the Colonel running amok at some nightclub in Milwaukee. CP3 (226/4) was the best for Mick and received good support from Millsap (229/3) and Lowry (145/4). Love was the main man for Feel the Love with (262/4) followed by Turner (184/4) and Parker (145/4).

Division One

<p dir='ltr]TRADE: One trade was completed this week seeing Paul George and Wes Matthews finding new homes with CK Nicks in exchange for Russ Westbrook and Thad Young who head to Laino's Nuggets.



Cyril33s Crushers (0-2) 1299 def by Team Stowie (2-0) 1677



Team Stowie used a big third day to take the lead for good against the Crushers. Ant Davis (265 / 4) was in front for the second week straight with solid support from new Clipper JJ Redick (180 / 4) and Serge Ibaka (161 / 4). Millsap (229 / 4) led for the Crushers with AI2 (195 / 4) and DPOY candidate Roy Hibbert (182 / 4) also having big weeks.



Fudge Fudge (0-2) 1366 def by Laino's Nuggets (2-0) 1543



Laino's celebrated the addition of two new players with a win, they were led by the outgoing PG (213 / 4) and above average weeks from big man pair T2 (144 / 4) and BroLo (134/ 3). Fudge had eight players in triple figures though none broke out for massive scores. LBJ (167 / 3), Lin (129 / 4) and Rubio (166 / 4) were the top scorers.



Mookie Blaylock Athletic Club (2-0) 1778 def Crossy Crusaders (0-2) 1252



MBAC are in ominous form to begin the year, smashing out the highest score so far with ten players making it over a hundred for the week. Minnesota pair Kevin L (262 / 4) and Kevin M (198 / 4) continued their hot starts to the year with Blake Griffin (187 / 4) also playing well. Crossy used all five acquisitions but were unable to find a winning combo. Gordon Hayward (185 / 4) did his best and Melo (146 / 3) also provided some solid points.



Travys Boys (2-0) 1106 def Adelaide Maggots (0-2) 1028



In a low scoring, defensive struggle, Eric Gordon (177 / 4), Ty Lawson (144 / 3) and the Matrix (152 / 4) were good enough to lead Travys Boys to a win over the Maggots. Steph (170 / 4), TP (145 / 4) and Klay (144 / 4) were the only century scorers in the loss.



The Raptors (2-0) 1770 def Broady Broncos (1-1) 1554



The opposite of the previous matchup, this one was a shoot out. The teams alternated daily wins, but the Raptors held on the final day. The Beard (201 / 4), Horford (187 / 3) and DeAndre (185 / 4) led ten players in triple figures for The Raptors, who still need to make room for Al Jefferson! The Broncos had CP3 (226 / 4), Rudy G (161 / 4) and big Spencer Hawes (159 / 4) lead the way.



CK Nicks (1-1) 1442 def Liquid's Sixers (0-2) 1238



CK Nicks may have been involved in couple of trades already, but it was 12th round draft pick Markieff Morris (220 / 4) leading them to a win over the much hyped Sixers. Uncle Drew (198 / 4) showed his class and Bradley Beal (157 / 3) justified the preseason hype. L6 were paced by KD (222 / 4), Mt Bledsoe (192 / 4) and Jeff Teague (135 / 3) as they will enter Week 3 desperate to get a win on the board.



Week 3 Matchups



Team Stowie (2-0) at Laino's Nuggets (2-0)

Crossy Crusaders (0-2) at Cyril33s Crushers (0-2)

Mookie Blaylock Athletic Club (2-0) at Fudge Fudge (0-2)

Adelaide Maggots (0-2) at Broady Broncos (1-1)

Liquid's Sixers (0-2) at Travys Boys (2-0)

CK Nicks (1-1) at The Raptors (2-0)
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With a couple of absolute blowouts and a couple of tight contests (one very close!) round 2 results were as follows:



Biggest Losers (1-0) - 1957 def Manimal Love Favors (0-1) - 1348




After ambitiously claiming 2000 would be a good score this weekend (and getting shot down!) the Biggest Losers put in their best effort and fell tantalisingly short, scoring 1957 in their victory over the Love Favors. The &amp;lsquo;Brow again led the way and now sits number 1 in the player averages after 2 weeks. Games played were 50-42 which was in line with the result.

Top performers for each team were:

Biggest Losers: Anthony Davis - 265/4

James Harden - 201/4

JJ Reddick - 180/4

Manimal Love Favors: Kevin Love - 262/4

Eric Bledsoe - 192/4

Shawn Marion - 152/4



Smokin Joe Misiti (0-1) - 1598 def The Hinrich Manoeuvre (1-0) - 1411




The Smokin Joes opened their account with a hard-fought victory over The Hinrich Manoeuvre. This was an up and down battle until the last 2 days when Smokin Joe put their nose in front and secured the victory. Games played were 41-44 so The Manoveuvre's would be fairly disappointed with the loss.

Top performers for each team were:

Smokin Joe Misiti: Paul Millsap - 229/3

Steph Curry - 170/3

Danny Green - 152/4

The Hinrich Manoeuvre: Chris Paul - 226/4

Evan Turner - 184/4

Tim Duncan - 154/4



Bokoshe Broken Arrows (1-0) - 1689 def Brisbane Average Joes (0-1) - 1101




The Broken Arrows scored the 2nd highest score in the league in their easy victory over the Joes. After 2 big scores the Broken Arrows look to be a strong contender this season. Games played was 44-34, hence the easy victory. The Average Joes weren't helped with their big man Al Jefferson sitting on the bench for the entire week.

Top performers for each team were:

Bokoshe Broken Arrows: Paul George - 213/4

Al Horford - 187/3

Anderson Varejao - 162/4

Brisbane Average Joes: Kyrie Irving - 198/4

Gordon Hayward - 185/4

Monta Ellis - 161/4



Nahla Vs Little Dee (0-1) - 1530 def Six Ten Two Forty (1-0) - 1512




The Little Dees won this very close contest in the last day of the game, outscoring their competition 219 to 84 to snatch an 18 point victory. GM Rodgerson would have to be very happy with his team's grit coming from behind to get the win. Games played was 43-43 which matches the closeness of this contest. What a win!

Top performers for each team were:

Nahla Vs Little Dee: Andre Iguodala - 195/4

Eric Gordon - 177/4

Serge Ibaka - 161/3

Six Ten Two Forty: Blake Griffin - 187/4

DeAndre Jordan - 185/4

Roy Hibbert - 182/4



Doobia Dominators (1-0) - 1406 def Adelaide Celtics (0-1) - 901




The Dominators registered an easy victory over the lowest scoring Celtics. The Celtics were the only team in the league not to hit 1000 points and GM Cover must be asking himself what is going wrong. With a host of big names yet to fire and only 2 players scoring over 100 for the week it could be a long season in Adelaide. Games played was 42-38 which just shows how poor the Celtics were this week.

Top performers for each team were:

Doobia Dominators: Markieff Morris - 220/4

Carmelo Anthony - 146/3

Tony Parker & Kyle Lowry - 145/4

Adelaide Celtics: Jeff Green - 148/4

Kawhi Leonard - 134/4

Isaiah Thomas - 86/3



Paky Ballers (0-1) - 1329 def Peg's Men Lethal (1-0) - 1206




The Kevin Durant-led Ballers were too strong for the Lethals with a massive last day helping the Ballers to a close victory. The Lethals would have to be very impressed with their first year phenom in MCW who led the team in points and is currently sitting top 10 in the overall player averages! Same can't be said for former fantasy golden boy Amare Stoudamire who registered just 6 points from 3 games! Games played was 44-43 which showed how close this contest was.

Top performers for each team were:

Paky Ballers: Kevin Durant - 222/3

Ricky Rubio - 166/4

Nicolas Batum - 118/3

Peg' Men Lethal: Michael Carter-Williams - 173/4

DeMarcus Cousins - 153/3

Jrue Holiday - 130/4



Match-ups for week 3 as follows:

Biggest Losers (2-0) vs Brisbane Average Joes (0-2)

The Hinrich Manoeuvre (1-1) vs Bokeshe Broken Arrows (2-0)

Manimal Love Favors (0-2) vs Smokin Joe Misiti (1-1)

Six Ten Two Forty (1-1) vs Doobia Dominators (2-0)

Paky Ballers (1-1) vs Nahla Vs Little Dee (1-1)

Peg's Men Lethal (1-1) vs Adelaide Celtics (0-2)



Good luck to everyone!

Division Three


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Sheps Superstars (1-1) 1397 d Wafty Boxes (1-1) 1298

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From the Boxes perspective missing players really hurt with injuries to Dragic (16/4) and Nash (39/4 should he be put down?) and Pau (60/4) going MIA. Shep had big weeks from ROY Carter Williams (173/4), Wall (159/3) and Bledsoe (192/3).

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Rusty Buckets (1-1) 1340 d Run T-Mull-C 1284

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Kyrie (198/4) and Hayward (185/4) were the standouts for the Buckets as they just got home against the K Martin (198/4) and Beal (157/3) show.

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Dirty Hawes (2-0) 1601 d Nettin Blatche (1-1) 1357

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Durantula (222/3) led the way for the Dirtes ably assisted by Rubio (166/4), Hawes (159/4) and Monta (161/4) as they easily accounted for Nettin Blatche despite good weeks from Iguodala (195/4) , Blake Griffin (187/4) and Steph Curry (170).

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Team ThreePEAT (2-0) 1421 d Let's Go Lillard (0-2) 1206

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Deandre Jordan (185/4 ???WTF!?!?) and Jose Calderon (156/4) were the prime movers for Team ThreePEAT, knocking over LGL who featured KLove and a scorching 262 from 4. Unfortunately no one else really pitched in for the team that featured 3 donuts.

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Team Minis (1-1) 1358 d San Diego Anchormen (0-2) 1308

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The closest match up of the round had Ibaka (161/3) and Markieff Morris (151/4) squeek home over CP3 (222/4), E Turner (184/4) and The Good Doctor aka Julius aka Hibbert (182/4).

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Team ElBonz (2-0) 1861 d Big Shot Bob (1-1) 1465

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Biggest score of the round from ElBonz led by Milsap (229/3), Harden (201/4), Horford (187/3), Demarcus (153/3) and The Matrix resurrected (152/4) walloped BSB despite 265/4 from Tony Davis, Paul George (213/4) and the Ageless One (TimD - 154/4).













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