So, theres a lot of nicknames for players being bandied around these days.

Its been suggested that we open a thread so that we can consolidate them all.

Ill start it off with some of the more popular nicknames:

Tom Rockliff: The rock lobster, the lobster
Cyril Rioli: Delicious.
Robert Relton: The commentators dream
Alwyn Davey: Jack Rabbit
Alan Didak: Bang bang, Diddles
David Mundy: Crab
Brett Peake: Brett Potato
Mark Seaby: Captain Ahab
Alex Silvagni: SNOS, SCOSOS
Nick Malcesci: Eski, Malsexi

So, its started off- now its your turn! If we come up with enough, Ill see if I cant hook up some kind of directory.