Round 4 Teams, Jokes and Banter

The Waikick Match Committee is still unsure about the final composition of the team for round four. But they offered this true story. [span style='font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 13px;]Manchester United supporter sends off an application for a season ticket (and yes, it shouldbe cheaper next year with no prospect of Champions League games - but with the Glazers who would know?). He receives the pack from the club but is bemused; he rings the ticketing centre and says 'I wanted tickets for the home games.' The operator says 'that is what we sent to you.' He says, 'surely home games are at Stamford Bridge, the Emirates, White Heart Lane, Selhurst Park, the Boleyn Ground, Craven Cottage ...'

 

Cradle Mountain Round 4 team

In: Liam Shiels
Out: Nick Smith

[span style='color: #333333;]DEF Nick Vlastuin, Lee Spurr, James Gwilt, Dustin Fletcher (Nick Smith)
MID Scott Pendlebury, Steve Johnson, Jack Redden, Dyson Heppell
RUC Trent West (Toby Nankervis)
FWD Dayne Zorko, Michael Hurley, Jay Kennedy-Harris, Shaun Grigg (OOP) (B Kennedy)

INTER David Zaharakis, Liam Shiels (Luke Brown)

 

Lefties In - Cripps, Robertson Out - Monfries Def - Baguley, Golby, Duryea, Langford (R Thompson) Mid - Priddis, S Selwood, Cunnington, Lewis (P Cripps) Ruc - Currie Fwd - Hale, Daniher, Garlett, Rohan (Schofield OOP) I/C - Mzungu, Conca (Robertson)

 

** Edit Thursday night......add Witts to Fwd line for 1/2 points ** International laughter day ? Is this something againstsNoZ & the Hoppers ?? DEF: Mitchell/Mullett/Suckling/Webster MID: Rocky/Neale/Hayes/ROK RCK: Sandi FWD: Stringer/Taylor/1/2 a Witts/xxx I/C: Wright/Talia 1man down, no e's

 

Birdsville (pending final Sunday teams)
D: Enright, Houli, Laird, L McDonald (T McDonald)
M: Ebert, Murphy, Treloar, Wells (McKenzie)
R: Clarke
F: Cloke, Howlett, Jetta, White (Brown)
IC: Moloney, Rischitelli (Sheridan)
A man with tickets to the AFL Grand Final finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. 'No', he says. 'The seat is empty.' 'That's incredible', said the stranger. 'Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?' 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967.' The stranger replies, 'Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. Couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?' The man shakes his head. 'No. They're all at the funeral.'

 

...........if you cant laugh at your own fan base......... (( I have tried to fix the bloody spacing on this 5 times now so I give up, it can just be the longest post ever ~ apols )) [span style='color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Times New Roman;] <p style='margin: 0in 0in 12pt;][span style='color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';]A family of Collingwood supporters heads out one Saturday morning to do
</br>
</br> their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Carlton footy jumper and says to
</br>
</br> his 10 year old sister, 'Hey mole, I've decided to become a Carlton supporter and I want this for Christmas'.
</br>
</br> <p style='margin: 0in 0in 12pt;][span style='color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif';]His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him around the head with her carton of Winfield's and says, 'Dickhead, go talk to mum'.
</br>
</br> Off goes the little lad with the Carlton jumper stuffed up his miller shirt and finds his mum.
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> Mum?'
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> 'Yes son?'
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> 'I've decided I'm going to be a Carlton supporter and I want this jumper for Christmas'.
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full stubbie
</br>
</br> of VB at him, smacks him in the gob and says 'Let's go talk to your father!'
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> Off they go to the prison camp during visiting hours, with footy jumper in
</br>
</br> hand and find Moose, his toothless tattooed father.
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> 'Dad?'
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> 'Yes, Knackers?'
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> 'I've decided I'm going to be a Carlton supporter and I want this jumper for Christmas'.
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> Moose goes berserk and gives his son an almighty backhander and says, 'No
</br>
</br> bastard of mine is ever going to be seen wearing that shit!', and then kicks
</br>
</br> his arse from one end of the rec-room to the other, just for good measure.
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> About half an hour later they're all back in the old Falcon and heading
</br>
</br> towards home. The mother turns to her son and says, 'Knackers, have you
</br>
</br> learned something today?'
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> The son says 'Bloody oath I have!'
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> 'Good Knackers, what is it?'
</br>
</br>
</br>
</br> The son replies, 'I've only been a Carlton supporter for a day, and already I hate you Collingwood pricks!' [span style='color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Times New Roman;]

 

Powlett B: Lumumba, R Stanley, Chaplin, Cutler (Keeffe) M: Ball, Scully, Greene, Aish R: Grundy F: L Henderson, May, Fasolo, T Lynch (GCS) (Towers) I/C: T Hunt, Blicavs Why do Leprechauns laugh when they run? Cos the grass tickles their balls.

 

Nuffers line up for R4. Playing the powerhouse we're not laughing. Def[span class='Apple-tab-span' style='white-space: pre;] Broadbentm Haynes, Simpson, Geary (E Wood) Mid[span class='Apple-tab-span' style='white-space: pre;] JPK, JAG, Stanton, D Thomas (C Cameron oop) R[span class='Apple-tab-span' style='white-space: pre;] Hampson For[span class='Apple-tab-span' style='white-space: pre;] Varcoe, L Jones, Lisle, Dawes (Sylvia) IC[span class='Apple-tab-span' style='white-space: pre;] Cross, D Myers (Bell) /Portals/0/User%20Images/Malthouse-McGuire-Carlton-Meme-Original.jpg' style='width: 326px; height: 387px;

 

Foul Bay: Def:Shaw, Bartel, Jaensch, Johnson (Emg.Harwood) Mid:Liberatore, Selwood, Stokes, Kelly (Emg. Scotland OOP) Ruck:Mumford Fwd:Roughead, L.Adams, Dangerfield, Pavlich (Emg. J. Murdoch) I/C: Vince, Spencer (Emg. Hawkins) Now for the joke: Carlton FC, Round 3, 2014...

 

chris88 wrote:
There's something actually quite wrong about the seal 'joke' I posted above. Seals can't walk of course. My apologies. /Portals/0/User%20Images/10178130_507163842721886_1868813790_n.jpg

 

Lilacs Round 4

DEF - Adcock, Carlisle, Grimes, Hunt (EMG - Rampe)
MID - Swan, Duncan, Rosa, Simpkin (EMG - Lucas)
FWD - Caddy, Edwards, Ballantyne, Chapman (EMG - Winderlich)
RUC - Pyke
I/C - Thompson, Langdon (EMG - Kennedy) Paddy and Mick are walking down the road Paddy's got a bag of doughnuts in his hand. Paddy says to Mick, 'If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, you can have them both'

 

Waikicks Team for the Marble Bar fixture: D - H Taylor, Hibberd, Duffield, B Griffiths (E - S Shaw) M - McVeigh, I Smith, dal Santo, Hannebery R - Jacobs (E - D Simpson) F - T Mitchell, Elliott, Crameri, M Wright (E - Burbury) I/C - H McIntosh, M Robinson (E - Podsiadly)