Well with the 1st week of matches being run and won after the dust settled we can see the Convicts ( TS ) won 4 of the 7 matches against the Unwashed  ( FF ). With 2 "Local Derbys" being played. In the first game ....
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Bones 2169 inserted the defeat pinapple VERY deep on a venerable Yani 1975. Word is Yani is importing an sphincster specialist to right the wrongs of a painful weekend !!!. Which gives FF Bones top billing on the ladder.

In the other "Local Derby" TS Nedflanders 2183 belted TS Crossy 2051 . Was a fair bit of lip prior to this game (The way it should be) but like I said in the preseason preview you gotta be on your game against Ned. Crossy was rumored to have gone pig hunting (Bare handed) to release the anger !!.

In the 3rd game the hard nut FF  Brogie 2258 with the kneecap threat on all players worked as his boys came out the box like a gun greyhound and left TS Walesy 2141 stranded. Word is Walesy got a visit from the injury reaper and now has the duct tape out to repair a depleated side.Which left TS 0/1 down.

Then FF Schlock 2121 as stated took to TS Eleviathan 2033 after finally shaking Ele when Sammy Mitchell failed to fire. As predicted the Schlock was as cold as charity and did bad things to Ele but Ele being a forward thinker was ready and avoided injury so is fit to play this weekend !!. That put TS 0/2 down.

Seeing this TS SCSS 2106 stood up and chalked one up for our guys at the expence of FF Mancdave 2055. Supercoachsuperstar is a big title to put on your shoulders but fair game so far the big fellas up for it !!. Word is the big mad Dave was a bitter man and hit the pint parade to ease the pain !!!???. That made TS 1/2 down.

Then points leader prior to the round FF Edbull 1995 managed to beat TS Sainter 1951 with both dropping about 200 to thier average. Guessing some Fyfe, Dempsey, Luenburger ect. came into this game. Was an "ugly" win but no matter as Edbull is sucking on the cigar while Sainter was handed a lemon !!. That put TS 1/3 down.

TS Fez came to the rescue with a tough 2176 win against the mouse quiet but suprising FF ATX1303 2145. Was a suprise to see ATX shoot that high as his previous 2 game had scored very low. Told youse this guy was smoke and mirrors !!!!!. Laying in the weeds is our ATX !!!. But a timly win by the FEZ !!!. That made it TS 2/3 down.

Then TS JB (The velvet sledge hammer ) 2070 done like I said just quietly went about the Biz of getting the runs on the board against FF Slarty 2053. The blue ranga turned red when the kilt was "lifted" and JB showed the kilted ranga how a convict "records" a win !!. That gave TS 3/3 all.

Then in true Bloods form when it come to the crunch. When TS had to cowboy up and do the Biz TS Underachivers shoots a 2194 to sink FF Viddle 2186 !!!!. In a nutshell this match came down to one word CHAPPY !!. UAs hero as Chappy only had to shoot 65 for UA to be sunk but he never managed it !!!. Guess who Viddles Villain is ????. Word is Viddle has gone to America to seek "Answers" to the voices he can hear when he closes his eyes  CHAPPY CHAPPY.............Word is Viddle the shinks in the US are good !!. You just might be awhile thats all !!!. TS 4/3 up !!.

Ladder spots after week 1.
FF 1, 3, 4, 6, 10, 11, 12, 14, 18
TS 2, 5, 7, 8, 9, 13, 15, 16, 17

Round 2 has 6 "Local derby" games and 3 Convicts V Unwashed.

1 : Eleviathans V Ned in this all TS affair the Ele will be out to improve his ladder spot after last week. The "Binky Destroyer" is as mentaly tough as anyone !!. Wont be a knee jerk reaction here just more a cold calcutated plan to right the ship !!. Ned being of similar ilk will have the troops at the ready !!. Picking this game to be tighter than Buckleys  a hole at the selection table this week !!. sub 40 point game my tip. in a coin flip Ill pick Ele but either way wouldnt be happy putting my hard earned on it !!.

2 : Schlock V Yani in an all unwashed affair . This Waldoff &amp; Statler team will be all out war !!!. But the troops of Yani will know how Custers blokes felt at their last gig !!!. With scores of 2121 V 1975 last week Yani has it all to do ( Like shoveling it uphill with a pitchfork !) . But Yani is a wiley old fox with more than a few tricks up his sleeve. Hot tip hell need everyone of them to make a game of it !!. But like Schlock says "Yani is the flukiest barstard on the planet !!" If its a round of the spuds overachieving then itll be tight !!. Hot tip Schlock not to risk sitting on his hands in this one !!. Schlock to insert the defeat pineapple and kick it home !!. Yani braced.

3 :  Brogie V Edbull in a bath dodging affair. The quiet Edbull dropped a chunk of points this week and Brogie jumped a few so itll be close is my tip. Think the fact Brogie has threatened his players will blood letting  violence if they under perform ( Northeners have that knack )  will get him the cigar. Edbull a wildcard this round after a huge points drop ??. Word of advice Brogie......."Never trust the quiet ones".

4 : JB V Sainter in a Convict derby . "Undropped" being a youngun will probally pull the trigger for 2 trades this week and after having his nut low score so far will be out for a fast fix !. JB (Like an old bull) will stroll down and see whats on offer. My tip is Sainter, but not a game to take light. JB to wise for that though.

5 : In another "Unwashed" game ATX V  Viddle.  ATX came out like a sniper last week and caught a victim in the crosshairs. Viddle has spat at his keyboard in disgust and doesnt fancy taking the silent ATX on this week. Guessing Viddle has stacked the pantry (How wrong is that ) full of piss and plans on doing some research on his lads. Tip Viddle lower the curtains as ATX is a cunning shyt !!.

6 : In a sunbathed affair Walesy V SCSS. Has Walesy been able to fix the wounded ???. Guessing therell be some sticking plaster present here as the big fella takes on SCSS. The "Star" feeling plenty happy after last week but worth noting Walesy out scored him !!.  Tipping Walesy here but in less than 40 points. SCSS not an underdog.

7 : In the 1st of the Ashes games this week a Washed Crossy V an Unwashed Slarty. 2 points difference on last weeks scores says it all !!. Both rate themselves better than their ladder positions and both eager to get some runs on the board not only for themselves but also for their countries !!. Two opposites here 1 wears RM cowboy boots, denim jeans and "T shirts. The other a kilt, white checked socks and slippers. Time to see who can man up and take the win !!. Tipping Crossy to score the cigar.

8 : In the 2nd Ashes game Fez V Bones. Seven points the difference on last weeks scores promises a game the bookies cant split. Bones on top of the world (And ladder) after last week but hot tip Bones Fez is a grizzled veteran that takes no prisoners. Picking Bones......... To be dissapointed as Fez does the biz !!.

9 : In the last Ashes game Underachivers V Mancdave. Better stack that pantry with some froffies Dave as UA just flat gunna lock this game up !!!. Old Crew has to play UA in another league and not looking forward to it so I know how you feel mate. David V Goliath is this game and hot tip  Im tipping no fairy tale here !!!.