Well with the Unwashed that is the Poms getting closer than they should it was up to the Aussies to see if they could gap the soap dodgers in the Ashes wins. Dodgers recon theyre up for it but time will tell ?????.........

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Ned V Fez: Ned I think sensed Fez going easy in a local derby reading for a crack at 1 of the unwashed and had a dip at this game ?. Fez shot a 2219 but wasnt good enough for Neds 2288. Ned after a slow start has his season back on track and Fez not bothered as his season has been going well.

Viddle V Yani: This game however was a grudge match with no holds bared !!. Viddle wanted to hurt Yani and his 2292 V Yanis 2271 was just the ticket for that. Pineapple inserted Viddle has felt relaxed and comfortable with the result. The same cannot be said for Yani who was bitter at the result and vowes to take it out on next weeks opponent !!.

Crossy V UA: Crossy jumped out of the blocks in this local derby and shot a 2376 which was an honest score but UA being a powerhouse went 1 better with a 2412. Word on the street is Crossy had a liquid tea that night as the appetite just wasnt there !!. Crossy also looking at taking the bitter pill into next weeks game !!.

Bones V Edbull: Bones shot a 2275 and handed Edbull a harsh one with Edbull scoring a 2270 !!. Story of Edbulls season lol. Bones not giving a stuff and happy to take the chokies as no mercy given in true SC fashion !!.

Sainter V Brogie: In the first of the Ashes games Sainter went in with a wounded team and came out wounded !!!. His 2081 falling well short of Brogies 2446. Brogie being a far can Northener showed the young convict no mercy and tore him a new one !!. Unwashed 1-0 up

Supercoachsuperstar V Slarty: The blue ranga was the next of the bath dodgers to step up and suffered as a result his 2226 not good enough as SCSSs 2292 got the cigar !!. SCSS yet again gets the biz done when needed and chalks 1 up for the Aussies !!. TS 1-1 all

Eleviathan V Mancdave: Mancdave a happy man with his 2259 but the smile soon dissapeared when he seen the mighty Ele shoot 2387 and sink the Dave ship in double quick time !!!. Ele taking longer to get on track than I thought he would but naturally stood up when needed and slayed one of the poms. Thats how Ele rolls people !!!!. TS 2-1 up

Walesy V Schlock: Just a normal week for Walsey as another pineapple inserted after shooting an honest 2372 to be butchered by the hard nut Schlock. Schlock the man flying the flag for the Unwashed !!. Word on the street is Jo has bandages and glue permantly next to the PC these days !!!. Schlock grinning like the cat that swallowed the canary !!. TS 2-2 all.

JB V ATX: In the last of the Ashes games ATX came out and shot a 2156 which was nothing more than a training run for JB as word is he rested his premiums and still scored 2194 to sink ATX. A stroll in the park for JB and happy to tack the points. TS 3-2 up

Ashes wins TS: 3: Fez, JB, SCSS 2: UA, Crossy 1: Walsey, Eleviathan
Ashes wins FF: 3: Schlock 2: Yani, Slarty, Edbull, Brogie 1: Viddle, Bones
Ashes score:

TS 15 FF 13

Ladder spots TS 2,3,5,6,11,13,14,16,18 FF 1,4,7,8,9,10,12,15,17

In this weeks games... Yani V Mancdave: Both coming off losses and both hungry for wins but Im tipping Mancdave to get this one as Yanis season implodes after a couple of good results in the middle. Mancdave happy to get the points and leave a wounded Yani behind in the process !!.

Eleviathans V Walsey: Well if the law of averages holds up walsey should shoot over 2300 and lose !!!. Ele well capable of doing just that so I guess thats how this one will end. Jo to dob some vas and ease the wince of pain !!.

Schlock V Edbull: Speaking of no mercy Edbull to be giving far call as the runnaway train that is Schlock will make short work of Edbull and tear the quiet Edbull a new one just for the good fun of it !!!.

SCSS V Sainter: Another local derby that will be one sided as SCSS is not one to go easy on the young Sainter. Sainter learning in double quick time that not a lot of bones thrown around in this league and this week to be no exception !!!.

Ned V Brogie: In the first of this weeks Ashes games Ned will be praying to the lord that Brogie sufferes from the injury gods and couldnt find a better player to ask the big fella for some help. Brogie has been scoring well but I cant pick him as Ned with some help from above should slay the unwashed in this game.

Fez V Viddle: Fez got his team ready for this game last week and should make short work of Viddle. Viddle happy with last weeks win should suffer a "hangover" and go down as a result. The land of the rising damp to lose this one easily !!.

UA V Slarty: Slarty will try and give the Glasgow kiss to UA this week but might as well try headbutting a bulldozer as the might of the UA will smash the blue ranga a sound drumming and take the points easily in a training jog for UA!!.

Crossy V ATX: ATX better log on this week as Crossy wont be in a mood to lose this week and ATX will be his biatch as a result !!!. Crossy to tear ATX a new one and then insert 2 pineapples and and hand ATX a spot further down the ladder!!.

JB V Bones: Bones has been going well and will rate himself this week but JB is the man when it comes to tight games and will turn Boness weekend sour when he gets the biz done this weekend. Bones a passenger in this one and JB to make a strong season stronger !!.