Well what a week in Ashes league !!!. Nobody winless and nobody underfeated. The soap dodgers clawing their way back into this one with 12 V 11 the count so far. Can TS surge can FF fail ???? read on ........

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Slarty V Brogie:
Well Brogie has copped the Crew VooDoo and lost again after Crew tipped against him !!. All be it a harsh one with a 2443 loss !!. But our old Blue Ranga showing the Northener that kilt wearers can be as hard as a cat head when its needed !!!. Slarty with a 2490 has reminded Brogie that had he played anyone else in the league he would have won !!!!. SC is a cold biatch hey Brogie ???.
Ned V Sainter:
Ned has stopped the demons and got a win on the board at the expense of Sainter !!. Ned in contrast to Brogie had the lowest winning score of 2159 to Sainters 2075. I guess thats the difference between praying to god and cursing at god ??.
Edbull V ATX:
Word is ATX is still in the USA tracking Viddle and missed lockout !!!. Cost him too as Edbulls 2272 was far to strong for a wounded ATX . The erratic scores of ATX (2056) continue whils Wiley old Edbull sneaks off with another win !!.
JB V UA:
These two power houses clashed but UAs 2307 was far too much for JBs 2131. Was a derby game so guessing JB shipped a couple of rookies in and readying for a crack at one of the unwashed ????. UA happy to take the Chockies and look forward to next week.
Schlock V Mancdave:
The undeafeated Schlock went into this game full of confidence eyeballing Mancdave as an easy game. Mancdave had other ideas and shot a 2330 to shoot down the Goliath as Schlocks 2290 came up short. Word is Mancdave sat out front of his house that night with a bottle of scotch and a cigar and soaked up the moment !!!. Word on the street is Schlock kicked somebodys cat ???.
Crossy V Supercoachsuperstar:
Crossy stepped up with a 2310 in this local derby but SCSS shot a 2438. This comp is the first time Ive seen SCSS in action and must admit hes mustard !!. Word on the street is Crossy bit the top off a longneck and sculled the lot as defeat is not something he takes lightly !!!.
Walesy V Bones:
Walesy with a 2369 took a suprising loss as Bones who came from nowhere to shoot a 2408 !! and win the first of this weeks Ashes games !!. Thats how Walesy runs this season could just as easily be undefeated but continually gets pineappled with solid scores. Credit to Bones..............No hes a bath dodger.........It was a jag !!!.  The bath dodgers 1-0 up.
Eleviathan V Viddle:
Viddle doing well to keep scoring well as hes in hiding from an angry smoke and mirrors ATX but word is the big fella is getting some updates text to him as hes staying off the radar keeping in the game. Viddles 2438 was to good for Eles 2225 to give the Convicts their second defeat . Unwashed 2-0 up.
Fez V Yani:
The might of the Fez came to the forefront as when the mighty TS needed a win he stood up and slayed the dangerous Yani with a solid 2243 V 2077. Yani after a mini run crashing into a form Fez  and tumbling back down the ladder. Unwashed 2-1 up.
TS Ashes wins: 3 Fez 2 UA, JB, SCSS, Crossy 1 Walesy
FF Ashes wins: 2 Schlock, Yani, Slarty, Edbull 1 Viddle, Bones, Brogie
Ashes results
TS 12 FF 11
In this weeks games ...
Ned V Fez::
In this local derby Fez goes in favorite as he continues to climb the ladder while Ned readies himself for the coming weeks. Fez happy to take on all comers as he is humming and looking forward to his next game. Ned has had a word to god.........Who knows ???.
Yani V Viddle:
Yani back to trading his arse off as he goes up against Viddle and Viddle not about to throw Yani a bone !!. Expecting Viddle to win this by about 100 and Yani to be givin the gymp ball as Viddle shows the Yanster no mercy. Yani has dobbed the Vas and awaits a not to pleasent weekend.
Crossy V UA:
Crossy up against the powerhouse UA in a TS derby UA the favorite in this game but Crossy has already taken a few big scalps and no stranger to stepping up against a big opponent. so no easy game here expecting UA in a tight one !!.
Bones V Edbull:
Bones was on fire last weekend and would be expected to win this one but Edbull not fazed by this and looks forward to a tough game. Bones has the pantry stacked full of piss and settling in for the weekend while Edbull trying to ship some extra mumbo in to help his chances. Bones for the points here.
Sainter V Brogie:
In the first of the Ashes games Sainter with it all to do as Brogie is flying score wise at the moment. I hope Sainter is still trading and readies for the game as Im picking Sainter to win this and see if the Crew VooDoo on Brogie continues ???. The Northener sweating this game as a loss will hurt the big fella badly.
SCSS V Slarty:
The Blue Wranger comes up against TSs SCSS and will in the second Ashes game. Slarty has had a handy season but SCSS is a star like the name sugests and Im picking SCSSs balls on Slartys chin . The kilt to become a skirt as SCSS does bad things to the Slarty !!. Tip to Slarty save your trades to next week !!.
Eleviathans V Mancdave:
Ele to come from nowhere and take Mancdave down after Mancdaves high of last week. SC does that to you Mancdave and Ele to benifit from the SC gods and take the win. The big Dave will be filthy if he drops this game and Im tipping exactly that to happen !!.
Walesy V Schlock:
If there is such a thing as carma then Walesy will win this in a heartbeat. Mind you Schlock after losing last week will be in no mood to drop another but tipping Schlock to have no choice in the matter as Walesy make Schlock his biatch for the weekend. Chin up Schlock theres always next week !!.