: Conningilos - Brogie - FF
Brogie is an Arsenal man. Brogie is in England terms "A northern spud" a bloke that knows alot and says little..............Is said to know what happened to Shergar ???. Dont know if he walks with a limp but is a match hardened coach that can go "left field". As the pykies would say "A sneaky shyt"
2: Devilish Sauce - Mancdave - FF<!--more-->
Dave is a ManU fan. A Supercoach wild card !!. Is reputed to have won leagues before but had a shocker last season. A "Feast or famine" player and a wild man to boot, its been said he scares Schlocky as Schlock knows Dave is a mad bastard. Dave says hes pumped for this year .............Time will tell.
3: Mind of a toy - Yani - FF
Yani is a Derby man. If you listen to Schlock (And a lot do) Yani is the flukiest shyt around won SC and DT in Pietri league last season ( FFs own leagues ) . Will have excuses when beaten but rather hard to find and pin down with a question when that occurs . Having said that was the winner of the "Pineapple cup" last season in this league...........2nd highest average and never made the top 8 !!! . A hard task master that takes no prisoners !!. 4: SCTBC - Edbull - FF
Edbulls an Everton bloke. A bloke that took 3 baths in 2 weeks and was sent out here to live................He now showers daily and eats REAL meat. Fancies himself as a AFL player but can go AWOL. A lot of people dont know Edbull.......................Maybe theres a reson why ???
5: Fanfooty UK Schlock - Schlock - FF
Schlock a scouse bloke ( Liverpool ) . Yanis sparing partner  Yani &amp; Schlock tee of on each others arse like big bad John Daley on a good day with a tail wind !!!. A bloke that has Unwashed blood in him but resides in Aus. Is rumored to suffers from ducks disease but is ok with it ??. Rates himself as a coach, rates everyone else as shyt. Hard as a coffin nail and just as cold.
6: Fanfooty UK Wombats - Slarty - FF
Slarty is a Celtic &amp; Notts County bloke. Scottish .......Rumor is hes a pale blue ranga that sees as much sun as a bat ???!!. A mad cricket fan known as the kilted inswinger ??. Whats a Scottish cricket following kilt wearing blue ranga know about AFL ????. PLENTY !!! went inside top 20 overall last season !!!. No slouch is our blue ranga !!!.
7: ATX1303 - ATX1303 - FF
Footyfans answer to "Carlos The Jacquel" . Not a lot known here............Been around awhile ...........Even the names a code for something ????. Id tell you more but the idea of getting on the wrong side of this snoozer just doesnt sit well. The idea of a red dot coming through the window because "I know too much" just doesnt appeal to me.
8: Broken Bones - Bones - FF
Bones is a Chelsea &amp; Rangers bloke. Likes a drink (Rangers would do that to you !) . An AFL nut !! . Watches every game, passionate SC man , takes it to heart when his team goes crap. Word is Broken Bones refers to his kid brother who changed Boness SC team all around just before lockout one year ?????.
9: Fanfooty UK Viddlelodge- Viddlelodge - FF
Viddle is another scouse bloke. Viddle has part Aussie pedigree so must have some hygine. This snoozer is old school, more effective at finding info than google, is the word. Studies to the nth degree in cold methodical fashion. Rumor is he has hard drives stored in secret locations that the FBI/CIA are interested in ??. Leads Slarty astray regularly !!.
10: Ponytime - Walesy - TS
Walesy is Mr TS ............The downfall is with THAT much going on time for your own team is limited to say the least !!. Couple that to a new born and its all puke and nappies from here on in . No doubt Walesy will be there or there about through the season ............Word of advice Walesy if you get bogged down Jo might be able to throw 2C worth in (Jo sat inside the top 200 odd for quiet some time last year . A selfless bloke that goes without a lot so the rest of TS benifit.
11: Crossy Crusader - Crossy - TS
A MANS MAN ….A MANS MANS MAN !!. A MANLEY SC Beast that takes no prisoners and plays for wins !!. Will probally start slow but HIS team (Like a good drop of Port) will get better as it ages. Should move through the field in the second 1/2 of the season with a winning streak like Black caviar!!!.
12: Steamshovels - Nedflanders - TS
Ned a veteran performer and an avid Richmond follower ( Presume he enjoys the odd drink ) . Neds no noob and hes no Flanders !!. A harden veteran that can match it with the best of them !!. A math bloke that doesnt let hype cloud his judgment . You better have your "Race face" on when you come up against Ned !!.
13: Armadillos PT78 - Supercoachsuperstar - TS
SCSS is a new player to me. A mad passionate SC and Richmond man. Hot tip with a name like that he better be ...........The Unwashed will be all over it like a rash but got a feeling SCSS is up for it. A man with more front than Myers and more "Bling" than Buddy . One to keep an eye on.
14: Taras Magpies - Fez - TS
Fez a Pies man. Has been round the block more than once. A veteran of SC and wise one at that !!. Does his homework and come lockout will be doing the biz on whoever he plays. A quiet bloke that lets his team do the talking and takes no prisoners. Not out of his league in any company and will figure highly in this league.
15: Brutal Deluxe - Sainters - TS
TS’s equivilant to Jonathon Patton !!. Reputed to have been concieved on SC stats page. Gun recruit has come into Ashes league having been selected from the father / son pick ??. Will trade fearlessly and without regret!!. A real “Loose cannon”. Bookies scratching their heads in regards to odds to give out for “Non dropped” ??.
16:Argonaughts - JB - TS
A Bloods man is JB. Have been to war with this bloke as a team mate from the TS Toos . A loyal and great bloke that is SCs version of "The Velvet Sledgehammer" says few words but always gets a team together that has knockout power !!. Take it from me you wont hear much from JB but you WILL see his results. May not come out of the blocks fast but will be up and about sooner rather than later !!.
17 :Ayeffell UAer - Underachivers - TS
UA the second of the old Toos team and another Bloods man. A loyal and great bloke that Ive been lucky enough to go into battle with. A left field thinker is our UA with a ton of grey matter to boot !!. This bloke makes the Stealth jet look like Las Vegas !!!. Has a knack or stepping up in big games. A bloke that never looses focus of the big picture !!. Will leave opponents scratching thier head.
18: E Leviathans - ELeviathan - TS
ELeviathan the third member of the old TS Toos and also a Bloods man. This bloke has come in late at my expense and Im happy to step aside (The Toos, like the Swans, always put the team before themselves) ELeviathan ran at the pointy end all season last year and is worthy of another shot !!. Another loyal and great bloke that ran very high in overall last season and worthy of the league. An absolute rock and feared opponent. A man that sent the unflappable Binky to a confussed mess over a two week period to claim the silverware in FPL with the use of oover* clever trading and extreme Pshyc out pressure in a game that all though was a foregone conclusion.

After the first round the points ladder looks like this:
SCTBC - Edbull - FF . Edbull the Pom that bathes alot, shoots to the top with a 2288 to stamp his mark on the league !!. Proving that local knowledge is everything .......Did Edbull crack a Kilkenny as celebration ??????.
Ayeffell UAer - Underachivers - TS . UA is keeping the quiet Edbull honest with a 2242 to lead the Aussies into battle for the Ashes. That left field paying off so far ....The grey matter working on that #1 spot.
Brutal Deluxe - Sainter - TS......The "Rookie" in a suprise debut has jumped to 3rd with a 2221 and shows that being young, aggressive and fearless reaps results. Word on the street is Sainter handed in a report to his teacher on supercoach and teacher failed it with the comment of "Not relevent". Word on the street also is that Sainters teacher now tops the ladder in a SC cash league ???!!!.
Schlocky - FF....Schlock another of the clean, meat eating, sunshine soaking members of the unwashed comes in 4th to make it two all Unwashed v Convicts for the top 4 . A 2195 points game and bragging rights over his sparing partner, Yani, sees a happy camper here with plenty of ammo to boot.
Taras Magpies - Fez - TS. Fez slots into 5th with a solid and expected performance. A 2170 and jockeying for the round three kick off !!. Word is Buckley has rang Fez for some ideas on how to sort the Pies out come round two ??.
PT78 - Supercoachsuperstar - TS. SCSS opened up with a 2168 and this Ashes unknown rookie is making himself known !. Will be keeping an eye on this bloke. Have a feeling hell finish higher than hes beloved Tigers...........Time will tell.
Argonaughts - JB - TS. JB  opened up with a 2159 and as predicted never jumped out of the blocks but has positioned himself well to start the round three attack !!. Like the Bloods steady as she goes for JB . Watch this space.
Steamshovels - Ned Flanders - TS. Ned lands fair and square in the middle with his 2128. This wiley old fox will no doubt be plotting the cash cows and reading the troops for the battle ahead. "Laying in the weeds" is how Id describe Ned at this stage.................Like a snake !!.
Ponytime - Walesy - TS. Captain TS. Word on the street is Walesy got his formula and rookie lists mixed up and left some points on the pine hence the 2108 and looking up some to see the leader. Wont be the case next week and can see his score ramping upwards this week. Was also some mutterings about loosing valuable time to fix some stuff ups by a certain members posts. (my bad Walesy)
Wombats - Slarty - FF. The blue ranga that is Slarty had a tardy start by his lofty standards but 2077 wont be the number he;s hoping for. Like most things the cream rises to the top. Will keep an eye on the blue kilt wearer and see if its cream or skim milk ???. Rangas are noted for their tempers so probally a good chance that the kilted inswinger has probally dropped the axe on a couple of players and let their blood be seen by all in retaliation for a poor first outing !!!.
Fanfooty Uk Viddlelodge - Viddlelodge - FF. Word on the street is Viddle was lead astray by Slarty and took his eye off his much reaserched notes when it come to lockout, 2053 not the worst score in the world but Viddle less than pleased that his old mate Slarty trumped him. Will slay the culprits this week and get back on track. Expect the Viddle express to start this weekend !!.
Crossys Crusader - Crossy - TS. After too much beer and porn Crossy overlooked a couple of players and not a happy camper with his 2039. Rumor is that he bit the top off his right index finger and swollowed it as self punishment for "Clicking" the wrong players to put his faith in. Reprisals with be swift and painful to the players that let him down !!.
Conningilos - Brogie - FF. Brogie shot a 2039 and also the knee out of a certain premium that let him down. A Hard man is our Brogie .....Hard... but fair !!. Two other players have been threatened with "An early morning visit" if they dont step up this week !!!. Either way things will be happening with the Brogie this week .
Devilish Sauce - Mancdave - FF. The big Dave is a mad bastard so the mind boggles to the reaction that a 2027 score brought !!. Hot tip it wouldnt be pretty ......Has been described as a "feast or famine" player and looks like the foods run thin at this stage. Time will tell
E Leviathan - Eleviathan - TS. Ele has a grand plan and warned that his start would be slow and 2018 by Ele standards is just that !!. Id still happily put my "Hard earned" on him .......Presume hes "bettering" his odds with the bookies.
Broken Bones - Bones - FF. Bones would be bitter about this start of 2010 and happy to spent 2 trades fixing the pain of last week . If it wasnt for Chelsea &amp; Rangers having good outing then the Bones household would not have been a comfortable place to be. Wont be comfortable this week if things stay the same !!. No doubt Bones has stacked the pantry with beer and intends to watch everyone of his players to review there performance !!.
ATX1303 - ATX1303 - FF. "Carlos" went into hidding after posting a sub 2K game of 1985.....................How does an invisible man hide ????......................Very well !!!!. Word is his teams been linked to 3 Passports and 8 email addresses. Hope he logs into 1 of them and does some fixes !!.
Mind of a Toy - Yani - FF. Ater becoming time poor and missing lockout Yani posted a score of 1982 and has a "Renovators delight" on his hands. His inspiration will be Schlocks abuse on his arse for sitting bottom of the ladder............Yup Schlock will kick Yani hard while Yanis down make no mistake !!!!.
Bring on round 2 I say and lets see whos done what with thier teams ??. The clocks ticking and the start is fast approaching !!!!.
FF Unwashed spots on the ladder :  1, 4, 10, 11, 13, 14, 16, 17, 18
TS Convicts spots on the ladder   :  2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12, 15
All the best this week coaches and may the injuries be everyone elses.
Crew.
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