Totally Serious News: Dermott Brereton Breaks Leg Skateboarding For The 27th Time

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    <div id='yui_3_16_0_1_1436877372976_4942]The former Hawks champion is tonight recovering in hospital after a nasty fall from his skateboard in the driveway of his Elwood home.
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    <p id='yui_3_16_0_1_1436877372976_4946]Paramedic Steven Shutthedoor was the first responder to the scene:
    <p id='yui_3_16_0_1_1436877372976_4946]'We arrived to find the elderly gentleman was conscious and responsive... actually a little too responsive infact.'

    'He kept trying to predict what we were about to do... only after we'd done it[span class='yiv0409952170895491707-24062015] though.' said Shutthedoor.
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    <div id='yui_3_16_0_1_1436877372976_4949]Fellow paramedic Patricia Wattsit was equally perplexed upon arrival to the scene.

    'At first we though assumed had a head trauma... you know, with the swollen cranium and the way he giggled incessantly at himself...textbook really...'
    <div id='yui_3_16_0_1_1436877372976_4977]
    <div id='yui_3_16_0_1_1436877372976_4979]'Turns out it was his leg that was the problem though.' shrugged Wattsit.
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    When asked how it happened, neighbour Billy Gardenshears who witnessed the accident, described seeing Brereton[span class='yiv0409952170895491707-24062015]:
    <div id='yui_3_16_0_1_1436877372976_4952]'like the other 26 times, he was desperately trying to fit in with the 14 year old boy Sam from across the street'
    <div id='yui_3_16_0_1_1436877372976_4953]
    <div id='yui_3_16_0_1_1436877372976_4955]According to official hospital records, 'Brereton's Bieber snapback cap somehow fell off his (alleged) hair, and lodged in the wheels... rendering his 'wicked ride' immob[span class='yiv0409952170895491707-24062015]ile, while his body remained very much mobilised in the air.'
    <div id='yui_3_16_0_1_1436877372976_4980]
    <div id='yui_3_16_0_1_1436877372976_4981]The cap is expected to make a full recovery.
     

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