What animal would you steal from the Zoo?

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  1. stkildathunda

    stkildathunda Moderator

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    ALright this is completely off topic but thought it could be a bit of fun.... :p


    Which animal would you steal from the zoo? And how would you sneak it out?



    Personally I would steal a monkey and I'd sneak it out by dressing it in human clothes as a monkey could pass as Gary Lyon :D
     
  2. piCARSO

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    Haha Get This fan?
     
  3. Sainter

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    A giraffe.....
    Disguise it as big Sandilands, paint it Purple and White
     
  4. stkildathunda

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    <blockquote>Quote from piCARSO on June 4, 2011, 11:06
    Haha Get This fan?</blockquote>

    haha yep :)
     
  5. Sainter

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    @stkildathunder
    500th post coming up for ya ! ;)
     
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    OK, I'll get the obvious one out of the way.

    Get a gorilla, stick a microphone in its hand and tell 'em it's Jason Dunstall.
     
  7. I would definitely not steal a live animal from a zoo, nor have I, as you could get into serious trouble for that sort of thing and it is not cool what so ever. Having said that if I was given an animal and had to disguise it, I'd take a Meerkat. Dye its head black and call him Milney, no-one would notice the difference...
     
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    You could also put an Adelaide jumper on the gorilla and call it Darren Jarman.
     
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    <blockquote>Quote from BlueBeliever on June 4, 2011, 12:06
    I'd take a Meerkat. Dye its head black and call him Milney, no-one would notice the difference...</blockquote>

    I'd go the ferret for Milne.
     
  10. boydshow

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    Take a lion out as the Brisbane mascot :)
     
  11. ImTooSerious

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    I went to a zoo once and the only animal they had was one dog.
    I said to the zoo keeper " What type of dog is it?"
    He said " Its a S'hitzu".
    I said " I know its a sh*t zoo mate!, youve only got one bloody dog!!! ".
     
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    Good one @I'mTooSerious
    What makes it better is that your a Saint Supporter! ;) GO SAINTS
     
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    I'd probably go to the kiosk at the zoo and steal a bag of fairy floss, throw a Western Bulldogs number 7 guernsy on it and walk straight out.

    Not an animal, but a very accurate comparision.
     
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    I'd steal a big snake by sticking it down my pants.
     
  15. Drifter74

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    Thread needs theme music.

    Which animal, which animal...would you steal from the zoo?

    Which animal, which animal...WOULD YOU STEAL FROM THE ZOO?!

     
  16. stkildathunda

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    <blockquote>Which Animal which animal
    Would You Steal From The Zoo

    Which Animal which animal
    Would You Steal From The ZOO

    Maybe an elephant or a cheeta
    or a meerkat or two.

    Maybe a sea lion or an animal
    that you stole from the ZOO.</blockquote>

    Cant find the audio for it though :(
     
  17. Drifter74

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    That's it. Just like Advance Australia Fair, and the Crows theme song I forgot there was a second verse!

    What I need is a boot in the arse.
     
  18. stkildathunda

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    This is dizzy stuff folks
     
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    Got too much time on your hands fellas?
     
  20. fitzy90

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    I would steal a yellow bellied black snake sitting on a BBQ
     

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