TooSerious

For those who take it way too seriously

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[span style='font-family: Arial;]Okay folks, same deal as last week (without the split round/split lockout). The team entry is still not yet up and running so post your teams in this thread before Friday night's game commences.
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[span style='font-family: Arial;]SARAH ISLAND SAVAGES891/9 (11th, 1267) vs COULTA COULDABEENS 896/11 (15th, 1140)

[span style='font-family: Arial;]Has the jar broken for good? That is the big question going into this match and one the Couldabeens certainly hope is the case and one the Savages will want to make a clear statement on this week. The strategy is simple, just score insanely well to beat them and Coulta will need to make up a couple hundred more points this week to do that.
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[span style='font-family: Arial;]Helping their cause is NicNat and Waite still out with injuries sustained in the pre-season. Also Garrick Ibbotson has been awol since he was last seen entering Keplar Bradley's house. Zaharakis comes back into the side of Coulta which should improve their scores but Cassisi is still out and they'll be hoping to avoid the dreaded green vests this week....
Alright guys, first off, an apology.



This weekend, we had the notification system all good to go. All I had to do, was to log in with my phone and fill in each out.



Anyways, I tend to have a year holiday with the kiddoes over Easter to Bendigo, check out the dragons and all that. This year, we ended up doing the camping thing. Which was fun, there was fire, andmarshmallows and that drink guy who lives at the campground. You know, the whole experience.



What it didn't have however, was a certain phone- which went completely un-noticed until Saturdays games were to kick off.



So, long story short, a crazy dedicated fantasy coach did the responsible thing, going camping with his kids over the awesomeness that is watching round 1 unfold.



And boy, what a round it was! I can't wait to go over it in detail! Gaz, awesome. Goodes, awesome. Viney, awesome. Premium mid rookies... not so awesome.



Anyways, yeah, review. Can't wait- in the meantime though, you guys discuss how this week went, I'm gunna go and let the kids out of the car.
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<p style='margin-bottom: 0px; font: inherit; outline: 0px; background-color: transparent; color: #434343;]Apologies all. Firstly for the lateness of this blog entry, secondly for what will follow. There will be no full length review/preview by me this week or next week. I'm simply too busy at this point in time and on the verge of a conniption. If anyone out there would like to be a guest reviewer/previewer for the next couple of weeks, I think we'd all appreciate that immensely. I certainly would.
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With preseason form confirmed to be a joke by the AFL sides, no-one really knew what to expect this opening round. That was confirmed with 3 out of the top 4 sides from 2012 having a loss, and only the great man GAJ preventing a 4 out of 4 sweep. Let's get into it!
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The Quolls pretty much dominated the Savages all over the park from game one with Ben HOWLETT (164) the immediate talking point. Throw in other new recruits Sam Mitchell (141), Andrew Walker (137) and...
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<p style='font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 18px;]Jump in here and let us know how it all goes for you over the long weekend!


And by popular request, here's theChat link
<h2>CARLTON v RICHMOND
<abbr title='MCG] </abbr>MCG, 7:45pm AEDT Thursday, March 28, 2013
CARLTON

B: Chris Yarran, Michael Jamison, Lachie Henderson

HB: Zach Tuohy, Nick Duigan, Bryce Gibbs

C: Kade Simpson, Andrew Carrazzo, Mitch Robinson

HF: Chris Judd, Andrew Walker, Jeff Garlett

F: Eddie Betts, Levi Casboult, Shaun Hampson

Foll: Matthew Kreuzer, Marc Murphy, Brock McLean

Int: Dennis Armfield, Josh Bootsma, Aaron Joseph, Kane Lucas

Emg: Tom Bell, Jeremy Laidler, Sam Rowe
RICHMOND

B: Steven Morris, Alex Rance, Troy Chaplin

HB: Jake Batchelor, Chris Newman, Bachar Houli

C: Shaun Grigg, Trent Cotchin, Reece Conca

HF: Brett Deledio, Shane Edwards, Dan Jackson

F: Luke McGuane, Jack Riewoldt, Robin Nahas

R: Ivan Maric, Dustin Martin, Shane Tuck

IC: Ben Griffiths, Jake King, Tyrone Vickery, Brandon Ellis

EMG: Matthew White, Nick Vlastuin, Chris Knights
<h2>Western Bulldogs v Brisbane Lions
Etihad Stadium, Saturday March 30, 1.40pm
WESTERN BULLDOGS

B: Dale Morris, Jordan Roughead, Liam Picken

HB: Jason Johannisen, Tom Young, Brett Goodes

C: Adam Cooney, Nick Lower, Koby Steven

HF: Tory Dickson, Liam Jones, Daniel Giansiracusa

F: Rob Murphy, Ayce Cordy, Luke Dahlhaus

Foll: Will Minson, Ryan Griffen, Tom Liberatore

I/C: Mitch Wallis, Daniel Cross, Shaun Higgins, Clay Smith

Emg: Jason Tutt, Lukas Markovic, Tom Campbell
BRISBANE LIONS

B: Elliot Yeo, Daniel Merrett, Joel Patfull

HB: Jed Adcock, Matt Maguire, Pearce Hanley

C: Patrick Karnezis, Tom Rockliff, Mitch Golby

HF Dayne Zorko, Stefan Martin, Josh Green

F: Rohan Bewick, Jonathan Brown, Ashley McGrath

Foll: Billy Longer, Daniel Rich, Brent Moloney

I/C: Claye Beams, Jack Redden, James Polkinghorne, Aaron Cornelius

Emg: Sam Docherty, Andrew Raines, Ryan Lester
<h2>Greater Western Sydney v Sydney Swans
ANZ Stadium, Saturday March 30, 4.40pm
GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY...
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The trading landscape has changed this year. More so in DT, but still, with 30 trades in the other comps, there is a big change from the old 200 point rule of thumb.


And actually, if you think about it pragmatically, using only 2 trades in the first 5 weeks as tweak trades, you'll still have enough trades left to double trade every round but two. To you old coaches, I want you to read this article with that idea in mind.



200 point rule of thumb:



So why 200 points?



A little bit of history here, but basically, it's developed from the idea of an upgrade trade. You take a pair of rookies who are averaging say, 70ppg (points per game) once they've reached a price of $300,000.



Trade one down to a rookie, the other one up for a fallen premium who is priced at $500,000. Say that premium averages 110ppg for the rest of the season, you're looking at an increase of 40ppg over two trades. Or 20ppg per trade.



Assuming you do that in week 6, you've increased your total team output by 320 points for those trades over the rest of the season. You do that in round 12, and you're looking at a return of 200 points for your trades.



Historically, this is your upgrade period. With 20 trades, you have two to tweak early, 14 to upgrade over this period, then 6 left over to cover injuries. This year, you're going to have 16 trades remaining.



16 trades is a lot of injuries.



It is. And if you trade like previous years, you're going to finish the season with trades in your pocket. So what are your options?



Upgrade the bench: 8 trades to bring in premium coverage across each line. Less if you use DPP, is a noble goal and definitely one that you should do where available.



Cover Injuries: Think about the above- even if you use 8 more trades to upgrade your bench, you're still going to be rounding...
[span style='font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 1.3; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;]Well last weekend we were introduced to the captain's loophole whereby we couldselect a player from the Crows, Bombers, Eagles or Dockers as our vice-captain.


The popular choices were Cox who disappointed with 96 and Watson who posted an [span style='font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 1.3; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;]impressive 126.



It is important to note, however, that this season, the loophole&amp;rdquo; continues during the[span style='font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 1.3; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;]round as well. That is, You can change your captain and vice captain as often as you[span style='font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 1.3; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;]like, prior to the start of the round and during a round and Rolling Lockout, up until the

time that your currently selected captain's (or vice captain's) match has started. At this [span style='font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 1.3; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;]point, your selection is locked in for the round and cannot be changed.&amp;rdquo;



This means that we during the year, we can select a player from an early game in the[span style='font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 1.3; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;]round as our vice-captain and, if happy with that score, remember to put the captaincy[span style='font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 1.3; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;]on a non-playing player whose team is playing later that round.


Murphy v. Richmond



Rd 18 2012: 160 SC points, 36 disposals

Rd 1 2012: 119 SC points, 32...
<p style='font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 18px;]Seems I did a little moonlighting onFootyRhinorecently.
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<p style='font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 18px;]Check it out and let us know what you think. I haven't heard it yet, so there's a good chance I sound like a raving idiot- but hey, a good looking raving idiot!
Footy is back! And isn't it a good feeling?! I know that I, an Essendon supporter, will be walking into the office next week, standing that little bit taller. It's a funny game football. Makes you feel part of something bigger. Part of a community. And an extention of that, is our fantasy squads. Whether it's our all-out SuperCoach teams, or perhaps one of the draft competitions that have cropped up this year, maybe an office one, maybe one with online friends, or even a pack of online randoms scrubs that you're planning on destroying over 23 rounds- the feeling is the same. Footy is back, and it's as awesome as ever.




So, on that note, let's take a closer look at the two games this weekend, at both upsets, and see who has done what on the fantasy front.




Adelaide vs Essendon




Result: Essendon by 35.




What I find quite amazing from this game, is that Adelaide kicked the first 22 points of the game. Meaning that in three and a half quarters of football, the Crows were outplayed to the tune of 117 to 60. Quite the pasting.




Ben HOWLETT was amazing for the Bombers, playing through the middle and pushing forward had himself 25 disposals, pushed the ball inside 50 six times and also kick 4 goals 1 for an absolutely massive 164SC points.




Courtenay Dempsey was as smooth as silk all evening. Just 20 disposals for the night, but he was hitting long targets with a ruthless efficiency, setting himself up for a 124SC. Then Jobe Watson did what Jobe does. He ran all night long, got a truck load of touches and a big Supercoach score. Tonight, it was 34 disposals and 121SC. He was massive around the stoppages with 7 clearances along with 13 contested possession. Surely 2 or 3 brownlow votes here and he's...
<p style='margin: 0px 0px 1.3em; padding: 0px; border: 0px none; outline: none 0px; font-size: 15px; background-color: #ffffff; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 22px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px; text-align: start;]Just like clockwork, every pre-season the familiar rumble of 'our time' erupts from Punt Road. There's talk of pre-season stars, fresh gun recruits, off-field gains and club expenditure; but what is it in 2013 that will really help lift the Tigers out of their 11-year slumber to finally taste September action?
<p style='margin: 0px 0px 1.3em; padding: 0px; border: 0px none; outline: none 0px; font-size: 15px; background-color: #ffffff; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: 22px; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px; text-align: start;]It's hard to assess a club like Richmond which, in patches, can offer you glimpses of brilliance, yet still languish among the cellar dwellers. Within the 2012 season, the Tiges comprehensively beat both Grand Finalists Hawthorn and Sydney, produced the Coleman Medallist and Brownlow Medal runner-up, along with two Rising Star nominations and yet still were able to produce what Paul Roos coined, ''the worst 47 seconds in footy'' in losing to the Gold Coast Suns. All of the ingredients for premiership success are there, yet the Tigers remain little more than a constant source of frustration for supporters. So what is it that keeps coming unstuck?
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