TooSerious

Well, I for one am really starting to hate this game. Or maybe its just Clarko that Im hating. Yeah, thats probably more it right now.

As you may have guessed, the donors this week had a bit of a shocker. We scored 2295 points for the round, which placed us at a ranking of 54,992 so although we lifted our week-on-week ranking, we fell a further 828 spots in the overall, to now be placed 20,236. I think its now fair to say that our shot at glory is over for 2012!!!

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As always we begin with a snapshot of how our team performed for the week. In Round 21 it looked a little something like this:

Deledio DEF 104
Scotland DEF 64
Goddard DEF 116
Shaw DEF 100
Lake DEF 54
Carrazzo DEF 59
Yarran DEF 101
Ablett MID 189 captain 378
Kennedy MID 117
Selwood MID 81
Priddis MID 107
Pendlebury MID 86
Gibson MID 97 emergency
Cox RUC 104
Roughead RUC 127
Dangerfield FWD 134
Sidebottom FWD 115
Martin FWD 63
Goodes FWD 131
Adams FWD 80
Fyfe FWD 77

Shaw DEF 113
Darley DEF 29
Mitchell MID 0
Sexton MID 0
Campbell RUC 0
Pattison RUC 0
Franklin FWD 0
Milera FWD 0
Riewoldt FWD 58

Down back we were lead by Goddards 116 and Deledios 104, closely followed by Yarrans 101 and H Shaws 100 also cracking the ton. We then had a fair old gap back to Scotland and his 64, Carrazzo and his 59, and Lake and his 54. This was made even more disappointing since Lake did so well in exile last week that we swapped him back with S Shaw, who ended up cracking a 113 on the bench, next to Darleys 29. So, that unfortunate mixup again with Lake and Shaw cost us 59 points this week. Next time I think we should make a selection, then play the other guy!

In the middle and we had the little master, the guy who should change his name by deed poll to "permacap" run away with it, scoring a massive 189 points...

And then there were four. With the first week of the inaugural ORFFL finals series over we find, as expected, just four teams remaining in the hunt for ultimate fantasy glory. Warburton. Milikapati. Sarah Island. Poowong. All pressed their claims to ORFFL supremacy over the weekend, and yet there can be only one. Who will it be?



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WARBURTON WANDERERS1380 DefMOUNT BUGGERY DISAPPOINTMENTS1016



DOMINATION at Wallyville, Warburton crushing a hapless Mount Buggery by a gargantuan 364 points. Staggering to think they accomplished a score of such magnitude in the pressure cooker atmosphere of finals with a player short. How did they accomplish this feat? Murphy (187, avg. 116), Griffen (170, avg. 106) and Hale (151, avg. 97) went all tropical over the 'Pointers, ably supported by sedater hungies from Chornes (108, avg. 87) and Sylvia (112, avg. 93). In point of fact, the Wanderers FWD line, already leagues best practice, scored a mammoth 466 points on the weekend. That's an avg. of over 116 per player. Larry David-esque huge.



In the face of adversity Mount Buggery were...well...yeah. It is known that injuries have not been kind to them, but then neither have the players they have put on the field either. Well, some. Top-liners Goldstein (121, avg. 97), Roughead (127, avg. 106) and Sidebum (115, avg. 106) played honourable games, but received precious little help from their teammates. Missing Ward (avg. 107), the 'Pointers badly needed Stanton (72, avg. 106) and yet he could not. Comparing his 1st half of the season (avg. 130) his 2nd (avg. 82), something has gone horribly wrong for the man once dubbed 'NewGary'.







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Oh no, what a disaster.

3 trades in the bank, a full suite of premiums on the field. Cloke coming in for Buddy, but unless Goodes, JPKennedy and Lewis score less that 270, it looks like Im bundled out of my cash league in straight sets! Shattered!

Anyways, Im hoping that youre all doing better! Drop in and let us know!

So, a good win from the cats, though it sounds like Chappy might miss next week.

Anyways, drop in and let us know how that finals campaign is going!

IT BEGINS!!!The inaugural 2012 ORFFL Finals! Where once there were 18, now only 8 remain. If this is starting to sound like the opening monologue to a reality TV show, well sir, your perception couldn't be more mistaken. For you see, this ain't reality, it's UTTER FANTASY! And as such it should reveal EVEN MOHR about the character of the players, coaches, water boys and travelling secretaries. Which is what fantasy sport is all about, right? right?!



I dunno, it's been a long week. Where were we, oh yeah, preview.



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WARBURTON WANDERERS(1st, 1251) vsMOUNT BUGGERY DISAPPOINTMENT(8th, 1182)



It's been something of a dream season for the Wallies of Warburton. First the preseason cup. Second the minor premiership. And then? That's the pertinent if badly phrased question. Can Warburton win the all important 3rd crown? Because it's flags or death in the ORFFL.



When the question turns to how the Wanderers have achieved what they have so far this year, the answer lies in unmatched strength in 2 key departments: up forward and all-round depth. The Warburton FWD line (1st, avg. 354) doesn't boast the best FWD's in the land, but the combinations of Lewis, Hale, Chornes, MJ, Sylvia and Schneider have left more fancied lineups in their wake. In short, too many beats too good.



Likewise, the IC is a fair indicator of all round depth, and the Wanderers sit 3rd on that chart at an average of 172 ppg. Having Murphy, Griffen, Scully, Boak, Hill, Hartlett and Palmer to swing through the middle and the bench has held Warbuton in good stead when the inevitable injuries have hit this year.



Is it fair to say that Mount Buggery have limped into this finals series? Yes. This is a team that has averaged just 1000 ppg over the last 3 weeks on the back of the majority of its side being injured. And yet here the 'Pointers are,...

Its up a little late tonight, but hey- still beat that darn delay (We still raging about that right!?)

Anyways, Im needing a world of ins for my ORFFL squad, but Im thinking my SC team should be pretty good for the cash league this week, but we all know that SC is a cruel mistress!

So, the team chat is up, and the teams will be out soon, so lets cross our fingers right!

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<h3>Geelong Cats v St Kilda</h3>
ES &#8211; Fri Aug 17, 7:50pm
Geelong Cats
B: Matthew Scarlett, Tom Lonergan, Josh Hunt

HB: Andrew Mackie, Harry Taylor, Corey Enright

C: Mitch Duncan, Steve Johnson, Joel Corey

HF: Paul Chapman, James Podsiadly, Steven Motlop

F: Mathew Stokes, Tom Hawkins, Jimmy Bartel

Foll: Trent West, Joel Selwood, James Kelly

I/C: Jonathan Simpkin, Taylor Hunt, Josh Walker, Jordan Murdoch
Emg: David Wojcinski, Jackson Sheringham, Cameron Guthrie
In: Paul Chapman, Joel Corey, Josh Hunt, James Kelly, Trent West

Out: David Wojcinski, Jackson Sheringham, Allen Christensen (Groin), Cameron Guthrie, Orren Stephenson (Hand)
St Kilda
B: Jarryn Geary, James Gwilt, Tom Simpkin

HB: Sean Dempster, Sam Fisher, Sam Gilbert

C: Jason Gram, Lenny Hayes, Brendon Goddard

HF: Ahmed Saad, Beau Wilkes, Nick Dal Santo

F: Stephen Milne, Justin Koschitzke, Leigh Montagna

Foll: Ben McEvoy, David Armitage, Jack Steven

I/C: Jason Blake, Adam Schneider, Farren Ray, Jamie Cripps
Emg: Rhys Stanley, Arryn Siposs, Jack Newnes
In: Jason Blake, Adam Schneider, Farren Ray

Out: Nick Riewoldt (Knee), Tom Ledger, Sam Dunell
<h3>Essendon v Carlton</h3>
MCG &#8211; Sat Aug 18, 1:45pm
Essendon
B: Jake Carlisle, Kyle Hardingham, Dyson Heppell

HB: Alex Browne, Cale Hooker, Dustin Fletcher

C: Courtenay Dempsey, Brent Stanton, David Zaharakis...

Round 20 recap: Eight scores over 150 led by Cox with a huge 190 and Dangerfield with 187. Cotchin followed with 175, Beams with 170, Matthew Wright 170, Josh P. Kennedy with 168, Watson with 154 and Naitanui with 153.

Ablett had the 21st highest score of the round with 126 (which is below his season average of 137). Let’s look at the numbers for the week …
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Ablett v. Hawthorn

Rd 24 2011: 170 SC points, 43 disposals
Rd 13 2011: 144 SC points, 34 disposals
Rd 15 2010: 79 SC points, 32 disposals
Rd 2 2010: 128 SC points, 38 disposals
Rd 17 2009: 139 SC points, 33 disposals
Rd 1 2009: 162 SC points, 35 disposals
GF 2008: 141 SC points, 34 disposals
Rd 4 2007: 113 SC points, 17 disposals

Average is 135 SC points with 34 disposals.

Note: Great record against the Hawks. Most recently played head to head against Shiels in the last round of last season when Hawthorn rested a lot of players and scraped by the Suns by 9 points. Coming off scores of 126, 165, 171, 150 and 133 (average of 149).

Pendlebury v. North Melbourne

Rd 16 2011: 160 SC points, 29 disposals
Rd 2 2011: 162 SC points, 39 disposals
Rd 7 2010: 70 SC points, 26 disposals
Rd 6 2009: 110 SC points, 31 disposals
Rd 16 2008: 115 SC points, 25 disposals
Rd 5 2008: 89 SC points, 25 disposals
Rd 1 2007: 85 SC points, 18 disposals

Average is 113 SC points with 28 disposals.

Note: Fantastic recent record against North Melbourne with scores of 160 (tagged by Firrito) and 162 last year. Since his return from injury, he has scored 132, 127, 136, 126 and 116 (average 127).

Murphy v. Essendon

Rd 4 2012: 120 SC points, 29 disposals
QF 2011: 164 SC points, 37 disposals
Rd 18 2011: 131 SC points, 30 disposals
Rd 4 2011: 111 SC points, 29 disposals
Rd 19 2010: 104 SC points, 23 disposals
Rd 3 2010: 105 SC points, 23 disposals
Rd 13 2009: 124 SC points, 26 disposals
Rd 3 2009: 103 SC points, 20 disposals
Rd 13 2008: 87 SC points, 25 disposals
Rd 3 2008: 87 SC...

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* Just passing on a message to y’all from KARLOS

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In 2011/12 the TS community had two ESPN NFL Fantasy Leagues which were active and well supported.  This year a combination of players from last years 2 leagues have formed a 12 player KEEPER league which is now full.

A couple of those who have missed out on the new league are keen to get a separate standard ESPN NFL Fantasy League up and running. This will not be a keeper league but will have the usual live draft that for anyone who has done it before will attest is very enjoyable.

Please note that the NFL season starts September 5th so we would be looking to hold the draft at least a week before that, so at the latest by the 29th/30th August.

For those interested in how last season worked see <a href="http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=583546&amp;teamId=3&amp;seasonId=2011">http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=583546&amp;teamId=3&amp;seasonId=2011[/url] and <a href="http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leaguesetup/settings?leagueId=583546">http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leaguesetup/settings?leagueId=583546[/url]

Please read on over the page and post on this thread if you are interested in joing in this comp or want to know some more info !

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Welcome all to the Best Buys, and especially those still in their finals campaigns or in contention for overall, with the season that was 2012 either are a good effort.

As the finals continue and the season draws to a close, the Best Buys are drying up also, with not many rookies being introduced and the General waiting in the wings to mess with the best laid plans. Hawthorn players will be viewed with scepticism after last years finals antics by Clarko, but this year its looking likely that they wont be the only ones.

My pick of the week this week, is Chris Judd. After a suspension lay-off he should be fresh and full of run, and looking to make up for his indiscretions. A star of the game, real and SC, Juddy will also make a great POD for many coaches as the majority who held him were forced to trade when his suspension hit. Personally Im expecting a big game from Juddy this weekend.

For the rest of the Best Buys, and all your thumb needs as always, join me over the break.

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INFO

The Best Buys uses a mix of price, form, break-evens and projected salaries to assess the Best Buys of each round. These are essentially the players that represent the best “value” which is determined by the above factors. Some player will not be mentioned on here even if they are playing well, as value is the key for this article. If a player is averaging 110, which is certainly solid, but priced at an average of 112 then they will not be rated. This does not mean these players should be avoided or not picked due to this, but simply that they aren’t as good “value” as the others in the Best Buys. For all the players I’ve missed, and any more you’re wanting opinions on, the thumbs are always there.

The thumbs act as a polling tool for the TS community, if you pose a question with either a yes-no answer or a “thumbs-up X, thumbs down Y” in there then the community as a whole can give you some great feedback into your choices and what they think...

Fantasy EPL 2012/2013 is only 4 days away! S its time we got Too Serious about all things EPL.

For those that dont know there are couple versions of Fantasy EPL. On here we normally concentrate on the <a href="http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/myteam.mc" target="_blank">Official FPL[/url] and <a href="http://epldreamteam.sportal.com.au//?p=index" target="_blank">Virtual Sports EPL[/url]

Im sure Walsey wont mind me giving shoutout to guys at <a href="http://fpladdicts.com/" target="_blank">FPLAddicts[/url] they are bunch guys that wrote for DTTALK and started own EPL site. If you want some top shelf advice then make sure you check it out.

There were a few friendlys during week and basically Torres locked himself into most teams with great performance. Also been told that Tevez looks like he might pulled his finger out and could be a sneaky POD.

Podolski scored twice and just lock him in now and build team around him.

Rooney &amp; Kawaga were good for ManUtd recently. My worry with Rooney is if this tranfer of RVP comes through it might see his scoring drop.

Anyway just some random thoughts, im sure others can give more detail as I really havent been watching or paying attention in last couple weeks!

Over the break is our league codes and Rate My Team.

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TOO SERIOUS LEAGUES

In FPL Ive re-newed 2 leagues from last year so when you join you’ll automatically be added to it.

Ive also set up couple new leagues.

Way TooSerious H2H – 23821-8483

Classic Way TooSerious – 23821-8522

H2H Preemo League Code 168288-143574

H2H with a 3 Round Knock-Out. - 311092-86688 - For newbies only. Not sure if full yet.

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Virtual Sports EPL

As noone really contacted me and we are running low on time ill post Way Too Serious code here.

Way Too Serious – FULL

TooSerious.net –FULL

FanFootyUK - 760735 - Im sure the guys over the water wont mind us filling their league!

IF someone can...