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What an absolute belter of a round of ORFFL! 4 games decided by under 20 points including, wait for it, a draw. A freaking draw! And nobody called it! Disgraceful. We find the 'Pointments clambering into the 8 on the back of said draw, and the Pyrite falling out of it on the back of another Reid sub- 60.



Head over the break so we can get personable.



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TARWIN LOWER PIGS 1194 DefPOPANYINNING PYRITE1188



Tarwin Lower concocted a truly improbable 8 victory over Popanyinning despite being 2 players down. Sometimes the fantasy gods smile upon you. Pendles (127) continued where he left off last week, as did ROK (117) who has averaged a mighty 113 since R8. In fact the recent form of a couple of key Pigs (Carrots, Hanley, Porps) has been incredible; all averaging 105+ over the past month. At 2 and a 1/2 wins behind 8th spots it's not inconceivable, therefore not theoretically impossible for the TLP to make the finals from here. They will need some more of the good fortune they experienced this weekend.



Dislike-wise, the 'Yinning will need less of the bad fortune they experienced on Sunday; a loss that saw them slip to the unfashionable 9th place. The OUTS: of Shuey and Rich from the famed 6Pack rippled through that area of the round; Boyd (80) and Swallow (92) down compared to recent form, Magner (54) down on his FA form. Somewhat interesting note that Duffman scored 85 playing in the 'Yinning reserves.







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POOWONG POTOROOS1316 Def bySARAH ISLAND SAVAGES1333



An EPIC 8-point encounter between 4th and 5th, Sarah Island defeating Poowong by 17 points in a match that featured some dazzling performances from both sides. For the Savages it was JPK (157) and Jori (141) that caught...

A big weekend in football. The top 8 playing each other, the results of which is giving us a better idea on whats going to happen this year.

First thing we can all agree on. Hawthorn is the team to beat this year.

Second, Adelaide is doing well better than I thought they would- mid year, I honestly expected them and the Bombers to fall off pretty hard- but no, just the Bombers have fallen off- and pretty hard.

Sydney followers are extremely lucky- not only are you guys rising again so quickly, youre also playing some great footy to do it. Bravo.

So, still 5 genuine flag changes running this year, with one a little more genuine that the rest.

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Note: Ive crashed cause the kids are too stronk this weekend, so its unlikely that well have a full review done- but well see!

Geelong vs Essendon

Result: Geelong by 57, 20.14.134 to 10.7.67

Well, Geelong might be getting a little long in the tooth, but for mine, they still have a few more volleys to fire. They were magnificent.

Duncan top scored with a 148SC off 31 touches, while Hawkins managed 139SC with 15 touches and 5 goals.

However, Johnson managed a 136SC from just 3 quarters and 22 touches! Imagine if he wasnt subbed! Not to fear though, word is that he should be back for next weeks game.

From the Bombers side, it was ugly. Jobe was ever reliable cracking the ton- but his partner in crime, Stanton is once again wearing the villians vest, returning 57SC off 18 touches.

Heroes: Duncan, Hawkins, Johnson, Taylor
Villians: Stanton

Collingwood vs Hawthorn

Result: Hawthorn by 47, 21.12.138 to 13.13.91

No Buddy? No problem. The Hawks have officially instilled themselves are the flag favourites. And fair enough too- they were dominant against the Pies, even without their big man up forwards.

Rioli top scored for the Hawks in his 100th with 19 touches and 127SC, while Lewis...

Time for a catch up in the ORFFA after I return from a week in chels country. Waikikamoocow with a big win this week along with the Whitsundays. I have a feeling that chicken wings may be off the menu at Hook Island for a month or so after Juddys moment of madness.  Continue over the break to a magical world just beyond the back of the metaphorical fantasy sports wardrobe........

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Charlies Opening 1374 defeated Marble Bar 1320

Mawson Base 1109 defeated Mount Beauty 960

Cradle Mountain 1193 lost to Iron Knob 1218

Gundagai 1210 lost to Waikikamoocow 1438

Foul Bay 1284 defeated Nunawading 1255

Venus Bay 1166 defeated Namatjira 0 (No team entered)

Far Kew 1153 defeated Gariwerd 1148

Powletts Plains 1000 lost to Birdsville 1366

Darraweit Guim 993 lost to Whitsundays 1328
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<td align="right">24
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<td align="right">24
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<td align="right">20
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<td align="right">16
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<td height="17">Gundagai
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Just 4 rounds to go in the inaugural season of the ORFFL and, folks I gotta tell ya, I am equal parts excitement and anxiety. Excited because this competition we have all grown attached to is heating up to bonfire proportions. Anxious because as a being that is quite flammable, Im somewhat adverse to large fires. In the words of Natalie Imbruglia "Nothings right, Im torn".

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TARWIN LOWER PIGS (12th, 1209) vs POPANYINNING PYRITE (8th, 1223)

OUTS: S. Shaw, Patton
INS: Giles

Technically the TLP are still a mathematical chance to make the ORFFL final series. Which combines two of my great loves, mathematical chances and technicalities. Im not sure if TLP coach Kel shares my amore, but hes more than welcome to. At the very least, the Pigs can still cause some considerable damage to those aspiring to finish in the top less-than-half - which Ive always found most enjoyable.

At the selection table there is further good news with the return of Ruckman Giles, with substitute Ruckman Milne a chance to return to the FWD pocket given Pattons absence this week. Recruit Sam Shaw also misses from DEF.

OUTS: Rich, Knights
INS: Cunnington, Clarke, Magner

Popanyinning find themselves in the 8 this week, and when I hold my chained monocle to my right eye, I suspect theyd like to say to stay there for many weeks yet. And theyre a very good chance to do just that; their form post break being most impressive, particularly in the FWD line - scoring 382 the past two weeks thanks to messrs Reid, JROO and Betts combining in spectacular fashion.

This week sees the Pyrite lose Rich from the Sensational Six,...

As Bruce would say, what a delicious weekend of football we have upon us. All 8 of the final 8 will be going head to head, meaning we should see cracking games across the board!

Well, except for the Freo/GWS game- no-one likes a drumming...

As always, join us in the <a href="http://tooserious.net/live_scores.php?page=gameday&id=10251047&process=live">Live Chat[/url] for a little revelry (and perhaps an inspired rendition of the Essendon theme song a little later in the evening...)

Oh the huge manatee!

Its looking ugly, Judd, Kreuzer, Broughton, Shaw all looking likely (Some more likely than other. *cough*pressurepoint*cough*)

Anyways, hit up the live chat as we lament what is shaping up to be a pretty difficult round!

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<h3>Geelong Cats v Essendon</h3>
ES &#8211; Fri Jul 20, 7:50pm
Geelong Cats
B: Joel Corey, Tom Lonergan, Matthew Scarlett

HB: Harry Taylor, Josh Hunt, Corey Enright

C: Andrew Mackie, James Kelly, Taylor Hunt

HF: Billie Smedts, Tom Hawkins, Steven Motlop

F: Paul Chapman, Josh Walker, Mitch Duncan

Foll: Trent West, Joel Selwood, Steve Johnson

I/C: Mathew Stokes, Jackson Sheringham, Cameron Guthrie, Jordan Murdoch
Emg: Mitch Brown, George Horlin-Smith, Jordan Schroder
In: Jordan Murdoch

Out: Allen Christensen (Shoulder)
Essendon
B: Jake Melksham, Dustin Fletcher, Cale Hooker

HB: Kyle Hardingham, Jake Carlisle, Mark Baguley

C: Courtenay Dempsey, Jobe Watson, Dyson Heppell

HF: Alwyn Davey, Stewart Crameri, Leroy Jetta

F: Scott Gumbleton, Tom Bellchambers, Angus Monfries

Foll: David Hille, Brent Stanton, Ricky Dyson

I/C: Nathan Lovett-Murray, David Myers, Ben Howlett, Cory Dell&#8217;Olio
Emg: Sam Lonergan, Tayte Pears, Alex Browne
In: Angus Monfries, Stewart Crameri

Out: Kyle Reimers (Hamstring), Michael Hibberd (Quad)
<h3>Collingwood v Hawthorn</h3>
MCG &#8211; Sat Jul 21, 1:45pm
Collingwood
B: Heritier O&#8217;Brien, Nathan Brown, Chris Tarrant

HB: Nick Maxwell, Ben Reid, Alan Toovey

C: Ben Sinclair, Dale Thomas, Jarryd Blair

HF: Scott Pendlebury, Chris Dawes, Heath Shaw

F: Dayne Beams, Travis Cloke, Tyson Goldsack

Foll: Darren Jolly, Dane Swan, Steele Sidebottom

I/C: Tom Young, Alex Fasolo, Paul Seedsman, Jamie...

Round 16 recap: Another big week with five huge scores last round all 150. Petrie top scored with 168 (in three quarters of football against Carlton) followed by Judd with 159 (who will be remembered for all the wrong reasons in the same game). Jack (158), Mitchell (158) and Vince (152) rounded out the top 5. Ablett returned to some form with 133 (the 18th highest score for the round).

Let’s look at the numbers …

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Ablett v. Brisbane

Rd 4 2012: 129 SC points, 33 disposals
Rd 21 2011: 134 SC points, 28 disposals
Rd 7 2011: 75 SC points, 20 disposals
Rd 17 2010: 144 SC points, 26 disposals
Rd 8 2010: 102 SC points, 31 disposals
Rd 5 2009: 149 SC points, 42 disposals
Rd 22 2007: 99 SC points, 25 disposals
Rd 12 2007: 142 SC points, 35 disposals

Average is 122 SC points with 30 disposals.

Note: Three scores over 140 against Brisbane. A poor 75 in Round 7 last year when he received a slight injury to his knee but kept on playing. Tagged by Raines in the two games in 2011 and tagged by Polkinghorne in the two games in 2010. Returned to form with 133 last round which had followed scores of 110, 87, 188 and 64.

Selwood v. Essendon

Rd 12 2010: 91 SC points, 24 disposals
Rd 1 2010: 131 SC points, 23 disposals
Rd 10 2009: 136 SC points, 37 disposals
Rd 2 2008: 111 SC points, 26 disposals
Rd 14 2007: 123 SC points, 26 disposals

Average is 118 SC points with 27 disposals.

Note: Solid record against Essendon with only one game below 100. Solid form recently with scores of 107, 116, 149, 101 and 154 (average of 125).

Murphy v. Western Bulldogs

Rd 16 2011: 103 SC points, 34 disposals
Rd 15 2010: 126 SC points, 29 disposals
Rd 5 2009: 105 SC points, 25 disposals
Rd 17 2008: 119 SC points, 28 disposals
Rd 10 2007: 127 SC points, 19 disposals

Average is 116 SC points with 27 disposals.

Note: Solid record against the Bulldogs with no scores below 100. Returned from injury 24 disposals and 112 SC points. Prior to...

Hi again all, and welcome to this weeks Best Buys.

Hopefully from now on I should have a bit more time up my sleeve to write this bad boy, so with any luck theyll be a bit more substantive and I might start missing less things. There are also a decent range of rookies on the bubble this week, but as such theyll have to be strongly looked at to figure out job security. Many people last week queried Goodes exclusion from the Best Buys, and it was primarily due to him not really pumping out a big score since his injury, but last weekend certainly changed that.

Which brings me to my pick of the week, Adam Goodes.
Goodesy has been a star of SC for years now, and his reliability and versatility have served him well. Priced at just about 460 grand he is a steal and one of the most consistent players around, and should certainly be considered by all with available trades. The Swans are fighting for the all important top 4 berth, and as such should continue to put in 100%, and Goodesy should be leading the charge.

So for all the Best Buys this week, and a great Waiting List to keep an eye on with some young blood coming in, join me over the break!

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INFO

The Best Buys uses a mix of price, form, break-evens and projected salaries to assess the Best Buys of each round. These are essentially the players that represent the best “value” which is determined by the above factors. Some player will not be mentioned on here even if they are playing well, as value is the key for this article. If a player is averaging 110, which is certainly solid, but priced at an average of 112 then they will not be rated. This does not mean these players should be avoided or not picked due to this, but simply that they aren’t as good “value” as the others in the Best Buys. For all the player I’ve missed, and any more you’re wanting opinions on, the thumbs are always there.

The thumbs act as a polling tool for the TS community, if you pose a question with...

Fantasy EPL 2012/2013 is just around the corner, so its time we started discussing all things EPL.

For those that dont know there are couple versions of Fantasy EPL. On here we normally concentrate on the <a href="http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/myteam.mc" target="_blank">Official FPL[/url] and <a href="http://epldreamteam.sportal.com.au//?p=index" target="_blank">Virtual Sports EPL[/url]

Not sure exactly when either are opening but FPL has just today revealed the entire player list and prices, which you can read <a href="http://fantasy.premierleague.com/player-list/" target="_blank">HERE[/url]

At first glance there is one big change and thats the Midfielders are cheap as chips! Most expensive mid is Silva at only £10.0. Which if my memory serves me correct is at least 1 or 2 cheaper then last season! VDV &amp; Yaya at 9 &amp; 8 respectively look tasty at first glance!

For both FPL and VSEPL we will be running various leagues so if your interested in joining any post your interest here and once both comps are open someone will shoot through codes etc.

In FPL there are rumors around that will be limited to 2 players per team and faster price rises! Lets hope later is true.

I havent had chance to run through player list &amp; prices yet so no idea on what bargains there might be, that will come in time but feel free to post any that you notice!

UPDATE - FPL &amp; VIRTUAL SPORTS ARE NOW OPEN

In FPL Ive re-newed 2 leagues from last year so when you join youll automatically be added to it.

Also set up couple new leagues.

Way TooSerious H2H - 23821-8483

Classic Way TooSerious - 23821-8522

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In Virtual Sports

If you were in our Way TooSerious league last year, contact me via PM and ill give you code. Otherwise ive set up first league for peeps to join/

Code – 797329

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Over the break is top priced players from each position in FPL

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A very good week for the donors this week, scoring a more-than-healthy 2412 points, ranking us 3436 for the round! This is our second highest score for the season, being bettered only by our round 8 2500+ performance. This score sees us climb 5339 places, to be ranked 14,784 for the season.

In our leagues we swept the lot, to now be placed 13th in Ucantbetooserious, 3rd in Ucantbe TS and TS Igotatheory, 7th in TS Pine warmers, and 9th in the WA league.

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Due to injury and indiscretion we only had 21 scorers this week, with a donut in the forwards. Imagine what might have been if Franklin didnt do his hammy, or if Martin didnt join the long list of brain-fading tools! Anyway, the team looked something like this:

Deledio DEF 139
Broughton DEF 35
Lake DEF 124
Shaw DEF 135
Carrazzo DEF 118
Yarran DEF 81
Shaw DEF 93
Kennedy MID 110
Mitchell MID 158
Ablett Captain 2x133 MID 266
Selwood MID 107
Priddis MID 128
Pendlebury MID 132
Cox RUC 74
Roughead RUC 113
Sidebottom FWD 77
Dangerfield FWD 110
Riewoldt FWD 138
Porplyzia FWD 128
Goodes FWD 75
Adams FWD 71

Goddard DEF 0
Darley (E) DEF 69
Gibson (E) MID 58
Sexton MID 0
Campbell (E) RUC 0
Pattison RUC 0
Franklin FWD 0
Martin FWD 0
Milera FWD 0

Our defence was led by Deledio on 139, closely followed by Lake on 134. We then had Saw on 124 and Carrazzo on 118 rounding out our ton-toppers. Following this was the other Shaw on 93, Yarran on 81, and finally perennial disappointment Broughton on 35 points. On the pine was Darleys 69 emergency points, and the suspended Goddard, both of which should force Broughton off the field next week, on recent performances! So, 34 points lost there thanks to he hopeless docker!

Our midfield was led by Mitchell, dragging home a fantastic 158 points, followed by permacap Ablett on 133, or 266 when doubled. Next up was the return of permacap-in-waiting, Pendlebury, with 132, and...