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Round 1 – Here we go again

I am guessing most coaches were keen to see how their new acquisitions from the draft would go. Any visible signs of improvement in the team, or perhaps that the footy gods might be kinder this year. Those hosting games at home anxiously watching if the grass survived the rock concert. And a bunch of new AFL coaches – any subtle changes in role for my stars? Owners of Dunkleys and Lairds no doubt confident about the outcome of this round.

Battlers 1255 vs Cave Men 1093

Bit of a toweling here, Birdsville picking up where they left off in the last round of the previous season. Scores were fairly ordinary all round except for the Birdsville backs who combined for 3 tons. The No. 1 draft pick was busy on the bench signing autographs for Spelunkers fans. He is already complaining that the coach told him to get stuffed.

Devils 1241 vs Packers 1130

A scattering of tons for our resident ruck hogs saw them comfortably over the line. Another high draft pick was spotted sitting on the winner’s bench. Quite a good showing from the Packers, particularly when you cast an eye over some of the other scores on the weekend. The team is rounding out nicely.

Beetles 1018 vs Warriors 1035

Nothing comfortable about this one. A close encounter. Poo kept the Beetle Bench warm whereas the Warriors put Mackenzie on field. Tom Green looks like being top Beetle this season. The Warriors picked up two donuts in defence which will be a worry going forward. Fortunately, the former birdman Wittsy in the ruck dragged them over the

Chooks 1189 vs Cows 1207

Was topping up the old pullets with some young chicks the way to go? At least Brennan Cox has arrived and Charlie Constable may have a home.No rookies or risks for the Cows, but Coleman and Fyfe must be of some concern. Tmitch okay in his new colours, things back home in Hawkland not so good.

Cockies 1072 vs Wombats...
Do you have a mind for pick values, negotiating trades and putting fantasy teams together?

Then this may be the role for you, based in the glamorous town of Walpole and just a measly 430 km south-southeast of Perth the Woylies are looking for a new boss.

Please submit expressions of interest on this thread, this is a long term appointment and would expect to be for multiple seasons.

You can see the current team list here: Walpole Woylies and with the draft just days away, the team is holding picks 8,24,40,56,72,88

This is a rare opportunity to join the ORFFF with a team poised to make a leap up the standings, and the deepest ruck division in the history of footy.
We're almost at the end of another season of TS Fantasy NBA!
One week of matchups left!

See this thread for links to the four grand finals and some other important games this week!

Good luck to all teams this week!
One more league left to fill:
TooSerious dot net (710268)

Also, the code for this year’s TS Group is 291359
Be great if everyone joined the group as well!
All Star weekend is over and we are now down to TWO in the Cup!
See the semi final results in this thread, and details about the upcoming grand final.
TS has been rolled over for the new season! Slack assed me has finally gotten around to pressing all the buttons and hopefully I've pressed them correctly!

As usual, hit me up if I've messed up a thing (particularly if I've done a double player thing- I'm pretty bad at that!) and I'll do a better job of fixing it that I've done of rolling things over!
We're currently in the final round of our fantasy regular season and we take a look at some of the crucial games across the leagues. And we announce the results of the Cup Quarter Finals and the fixtures for the Semis.
We have completed round 2 of the Knockout Cup and we are now down to 8 teams left for the quarter final stage.

See this thread for Round 2 results and the Quarter Final fixtures.
We’ve hit the point in the season where all teams have played each other once each.

Have a look in this thread for info about the current standings across the three leagues and the recent Cup results and next round's fixture.
This season we will be running a side competition for all 36 teams in our three leagues combined together into one knockout cup draw.

This will be run over 5 (non-consecutive) rounds, commencing next matchup on Tuesday 27th December.

See in this thread for more info and the full draw!