TooSerious

For those who take it way too seriously

So, were fast closing in on the end of the year - Only two rounds to go before we put the cue in the rack for another year and take out our notepads for next year. I just want to remind you all that we be here- posting whatever tidbits of ifo we can dig up through the off-season, so dont forget to pop by every once in a while. Particularly if youre in one of the EPL comps- Joshy is still looking to keep up with discussions on that and Ill be getting the salary predictions up and about sometime this week- so keep an ear (eye) out for that.

Anyways, onto the review- we had a couple of good games, but thats certainly not how it started with the Bomber mercilessly put down by the pies to the tune of 98 points. Its been a tough two weeks for us Bombers, but thats not to take away from the Pies, theyre in ripping form at the minute and for there sake, hopefully peaking at the right time of the year. Cloke led the way kicking 5.5 for 143 (with a solitary handball), while Swan came a close second with 142 Benny Johnson tied with rookie Jarrad Blair for a might 133. The only Bomber in the top 10 was Watson with 119, those Hille did respectible with a 104. All in all though, it was a great night for anyone with a Pie in your team, except for Didak who scored 67 (I guess not *every* can score big though. :))

Another thumping saw Carlton blaze away from the Tigers by 91 points. Led through the midfield by Juddy (146) and Murphy (137) made it tough for the tiges. Garlett put in a great 4.2 effort for 132. Funnily, Waite also kicked 4.2, had a few more touches and marks, but only managed 110. But thats Supercoach for ya. Warnock has hit his straps and is rewarding coaches who have been hit by the ruck injuries returning a solid 105. Tuck top scored for the Tigers with a 115 while Cousins was close behind with a 111. Down the other end of the spectrum, Lil Riewoldt struggled with a score of 40, and with his poor finish to the season might see him as a bargain leading...
Looks like someone hacked my personal gmail account (not the TS account), then stole, spammed and deleted my contact list.

I apologise to anyone out there that has been affected.

As a reminder to everyone- backup your contact lists! Even if its living on GMail!
Second week of finals begins...have fun all :D
Sick doggies and Sandilands- the two biggest problems for this week.

Looks like the danger this week is happening in the midfield- On the plus side, a couple of forwards and backs will be coming back in to help sure up our other lines.

The biggest ins and outs are as follows:

INS: Murphy, Higgins, Waters, Dangerfield, Davis, Peterson
OUTS: Davis, Ball, Farmer, Cooney, Priddis
Extended Bench: Dangerfield, Peterson, Trengove

Full teams over the break.
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FRIDAY AUGUST 13Essendon v Collingwood
7.40pm @ MCGEssendon
B: Henry Slattery, Michael Hurley, Heath Hocking
HB: Kyle Reimers, Cale Hooker, Mark McVeigh
C: Stewart Crameri, Jobe Watson, David Zaharakis
HF: Angus Monfries, Jake Carlisle, Travis Colyer
F: Kyle Hardingham, Jay Neagle, Patrick Ryder
Foll: David Hille, Jake Melksham, Ben Howlett
I/C: Brent Stanton, Ricky Dyson, Sam Lonergan, Courtenay Dempsey
Emg: Leroy Jetta, Brent Prismall, David MyersIn: Dyson, Slattery, Melksham, Carlisle, Crameri
Out: Alwyn Davey (arm), Jason Winderlich (hand), Brent Prismall, Bachar Houli, Dustin Fletcher (hamstring)New: Jake Carlisle (Calder Canons), Stewart Crameri (Bendigo Bombers) Collingwood
B: Nick Maxwell, Simon Prestigiacomo, Ben Johnson
HB: Harry OBrien, Nathan Brown, Heath Shaw
C: Sharrod Wellingham, Dane Swan, Alan Toovey
HF: Alan Didak, Travis Cloke, Tarkyn Lockyer
F: Dayne Beams, Leigh Brown, Steele Sidebottom
Foll: Darren Jolly, Scott Pendlebury, Dale Thomas
I/C: Paul Medhurst, Brent Macaffer, Chris Dawes, Jarryd Blair
Emg: Josh Fraser, Luke Rounds, Simon BuckleyIn: Medhurst, Nathan Brown, Blair, Lockyer
Out: Leon Davis (quad), Luke Ball (hip), Ben Reid (quad), Tyson Goldsack (ankle)SATURDAY AUGUST 14Carlton v Richmond
2.10pm @ MCGCarlton
B: Aaron Joseph, Michael Jamison, Marcus Davies
HB: Jordan Russell, Paul Bower, Dennis Armfield
C: Heath Scotland, Chris Judd, Kade Simpson
HF: Jeff Garlett, Lachie Henderson, Bryce Gibbs
F: Shaun Hampson,...
Hey guys - sorry for the late (and rather short) post, has been one of those weeks.  This weeks votes as follows:

(p.s. just a reminder, for those that watch any games over the next 3 weekends, please give your 5-4-3-2-1 (5 being best) in the round review, to assist with the last few rounds where a lot of the competitions keep votes to themselves from here on in (i.e. coaches votes).  Can you also put a reminder in your post Walesy? Thx :))

Blues v Dons:
3. J. Garlett
2. C. Judd
1. S. Grigg
...no apologies

Roos v Dockers:
3. B. Harvey
2. B. Rawlings
1. H. McIntosh
...L. Adams, C. Garlett

Swans v Hawks:
3. K. Jack
2. A. Goodes
1. H. Grundy
...R. OKeefe

Pies v Cats:
3. A. Didak
2. D. Swan
1. S. Pendlebury
...S. Wellingham

Lions v Eagles:
3. M. Rischitelli
2. J. Brown
1. A. McGrath
...S. Selwood, J. Brennan, S. Black

Saints v Power:
3. A. Schneider
2. L. Hayes
1. B. Goddard
...no apologies

Dees v Tigers:
3. J. Frawley
2. B. Green
1. D. Jackson
...T. Scully, L. Dunn, L. Jurrah

Dogs v Crows:
3. D. Giansiracusa
2. S. Thompson
1. N. Eagleton
...D. Cross
OK its come down to this, Im in 3 semi finals this week and staring down the barrel of defeat in all of them.

How could this happen?  My side is falling apart a bit, but Im prepared to do some patch up work and see that do the trick.  I know like Geelong my best is good enough to take home some premierships, but like the Cats I am also aware that the time to get right is now not next week.   So heres my thoughts on the players who can make a difference in the teams youre selecting this week.  I will go for the top 5 premiums and the top 5 value selections.  If you cant find anyone in here then I will have a list of sub 400 players Id have a stab at.

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Assumption: All players already have Hodge, Goddard and Ablett.  Everyone else is fair game.

PREMIUMS
DEF: Lake, Johncock, Milburn, Scotland, Bock
MID: Swan, Selwood, Montagna, Judd, Cross
FWD: Didak, Goodes, Chapman, Riewoldt, Franklin 
RUC: Mumford, McIntosh, Jolly, Jamar, Ryder

VALUE
DEF: Gilbee, Enright, Gilbert, Johncock, Scotland
MID: Chapman, Dal Santo, Judd, Tuck, Cooney
FWD: N Riewoldt, Giansiracusa, OKeefe, Pavlich, J Riewoldt
RUC: Cox, Ryder, Bradley, Hille, Hudson

THE SUB 400 CLUB:
J Riewoldt, Enright, Gilbert, OKeefe, Ryder, Cox - and to be brutally honest, not much else to recommend.  Will try to help people on request.

OK thats all from me, now over to you.  Best of luck if youre playing.  And if youre not, I wouldnt bother trading.  That is of course, unless youre in a good spot for overall.
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Round 19 and man, Im feeling a severe case if deja vu right now. Taking out the iScent prize for the second week in a row is matty.hutch!! Can one of you guys step up and stop his domination of this event please!?! Seriously! :D

This week he got the prize with 3 near misses, which was just enough to edge out Resch by two points. The winning team was:

namescoreDifference

Jobe Watson1019

Adam Goodes56

Brent Harvey124

Dane Swan411

Matt Priddis41

Brendon Goddard227

Brett Deledio1030

Daniel Cross1015


And the full results over the break...
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UserscoreDifference

matty.hutch46133

resch48150

gnewitt55153

daveo1562168

buzz62199

joshuac64207

celinef68214

Superblues68340

parlabane71221

lw73223

mattybomb2273470

spuddy76266

MajorLazer76306

simonoz76283

reservoir dogs78194

asanque79321

The Mob Goes Wild81300

Danaz81345

fozzer81119

Dartmoor Demons82285

Kel83394

jinnasaur84332

Stripey84401

Micka86342

anthak89247

ajackl0791266

tyze92224

prem98455

ricoh100462

Fish101359

worksafe105299

parasite107244

benj107380

griff107316

payney3110697

bulldogs17112406

Pickle112319

julianc112721
Alright guys,

BIG EDIT: Sorry everybody for the delays on finishing the post, my cable was down at home last night and I had to wait to get to work to finish it off. Oh, and Martin ONeil has resigned as manager of Aston Villa 4 days out from season start.

Firstly, lets start with all the links, leagues and codes available to punters at TS for this season.

Fantasy Premier League (FPL): http://fantasy.premierleague.com/
league codes: 225694-84040 (TS Head-2-Head 1)
99771-116683 (TS Head-2-Head 2)
32457-12154 (TS Aggregate League)
28680-25276 (required to join FF.uk 5-a-side comp) - see below to join the 5 a side competition. (no relation to oz site)

I Know The Score (IKTS): http://iknowthescore.premierleague.com/
league code: FB103-IOG - an EPL tipping comp with an added twist...you have to predict the scores as well (you still get points for getting the tip, just bonus points on predicting the scores.

Virtual Sports EPL Dream Team: http://epldreamteam.sportal.com.au/
league codes: 984118 (FF.uk) &amp; 110339 (TS)

Now for handy links to get you through the season:

general - <a href="http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/">www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/[/url]
forum - <a href="http://www.fanfooty.co.uk/">http://www.fanfooty.co.uk/[/url] (no relation to oz site)
news - <a href="http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/archive/1">http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/archive/1[/url]
injuries - h<a href="http://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php">ttp://www.physioroom.com/news/english_premier_league/epl_injury_table.php[/url]
salary predictor - <a href="http://www.fiso.co.uk/crackthecode.php">http://www.fiso.co.uk/crackthecode.php[/url]
game reviews - <a href="http://www.zonalmarking.net/">www.zonalmarking.net/[/url]

Now, a step by step guide to registering for the FF.uk 5-A-Side competition (which is awesome and I urge everyone to get involved, you dont do anything different throughout the season,...
Hey guys, its only gunna be a quick review this week- time is lacking.

It all started on Friday with the Bombers putting in an insipid 4th quarter to go down by a ka-jillion points. Didnt stop Stantons new half-back role from getting him the top score.

Saturday saw the Hawkers go down to the Swans and the Dockers go down to the Roos. Finals ON! Jack top scored with a 178 while Grundy returned to form and Mumford continued his. Hodge continued to struggle with a tag. Meanwhile, Jetta kicked his first goal for the year! 1.19. Harvey dominated with a 144 (off 163DT), while A. Edwards put in his third good game in a row. Freo didnt get a single ton, which summed up their night!

Saturday night saw another pair of upsets and saw my tipping go 0/5. Macaffer smashed out his second 150 in three weeks and is in massive form! In the other game, big JB finally came back to form, kicking 5 goals and getting the Lions up by 5.

Sunday saw me finally get a tip on the board. Go the sainters! Finishing with 15 of the top 17 scorers for the game, I think that if you had any non-Kozi saints, youve done alright. The dees won while Mitch Morton has been playing a very stat-friendly role since coming back. Top scored this game with a 145 so keep an eye on him if hes playing the same role next year!

The final game for the round saw the doggies fall across the line against the Crows. A 1 point lead at 3 quarter time saw them win by 8 with Adelaide kicking a single point in the final quarter. From what I hear though, it was raining like a somebish. The dogs winning still didnt get them the top score with 4 crows being in the top 5.

Anyways, thats the review. Not my best- heck probably my third worst, but hey- these things happen!

How did we all going in the finals? Still in? cashed in your second chance? Scored 1721 but still won by 71? Let us know!

Stats will be up once they open. :)
Alright, Im gunna disappear for a few hours- cant have you guys telling me the scores! :p

Carn Bombers!