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So, the teams are out and its looking like theres a whole lot more good ins that outs.

Hopefully thats good news for most of you!


INS: Akermanis, Johnson, Roughead, Hurn, Clark, Black, McGrath, Lobbe, Koschitzke, Stanton, McVeigh, Sewell, Franklin, Kayler-Thomson, Greenwood, Cunnington, Palmer, Newman, Waite

OUTs: Boyd, Mackay, Kerr, Power, Trengove, Hitchcock, Gram, Duncan

Teams are over the break
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FRIDAY APRIL 23

Western Bulldogs v Adelaide
7.40pm @ Etihad Stadium

Western Bulldogs
B: Jarrod Harbrow, Brian Lake, Dale Morris
HB: Ryan Hargrave, Tom Williams, Lindsay Gilbee
C: Nathan Eagleton, Daniel Cross, Daniel Giansiracusa
HF: Robert Murphy, Mitch Hahn, Brad Johnson
F: Jarrad Grant, Barry Hall, Shaun Higgins
Foll: Ben Hudson, Adam Cooney, Ryan Griffen
Int: Dylan Addison, Jason Akermanis, Andrejs Everitt, Jordan Roughead
Emg: Brodie Moles, Josh Hill, Easton Wood

In: Akermanis, Johnson, Grant, Roughead
Out: Matthew Boyd (hand), Josh Hill, Will Minson, Brodie Moles

Adelaide
B: Graham Johncock, Ben Rutten, Chris Schmidt
HB: Simon Goodwin, Phil Davis, Michael Doughty
C: Myke Cook, Patrick Dangerfield, Andrew McLeod
HF: Chris Knights, Brett Burton, Bernie Vince
F: Jared Petrenko, Kurt Tippett, Jason Porplyzia
Foll: Ivan Maric, Scott Thompson, Brent Reilly
Int: Nathan van Berlo, Tyson Edwards, Richard Douglas, Ricky Henderson
Emg: Jonathon Griffin, Scott Stevens, Matthew Jaensch

In: van Berlo, Henderson
Out: David Mackay (hamstring), Taylor Walker

SATURDAY APRIL 24

Sydney v West Coast
2.10pm @ SCG

Sydney
B: Craig Bolton, Lewis Roberts-Thomson, Tadhg Kennelly
HB: Martin Mattner, Heath Grundy, Nick Malceski
C: Jarrad McVeigh, Brett Kirk, Rhyce Shaw
HF: Ryan OKeefe, Adam Goodes, Josh Kennedy
F: Shane Mumford, Daniel Bradshaw, Jarred Moore
Foll: Mark Seaby, Jude Bolton, Kieren Jack
Int: Daniel Hannebery, Lewis Jetta, Nick Smith, Jesse White
Emg: Ed Barlow,...

Not to be confused with Owl City, US synthpop group.

So, there was 600 comments in the last post, and about 500 of them are about the forward rookies. I think its time to put my own thoughts down on the subject.

Before looking at the trade, what I want you want to do, is go back to your original plan. Most people right now, would have spent 2 trades on re-jigging and 1 trade on an LTI.

How many trades do you need to upgrade your team?
How many trades do you need for LTI?

Look at that original plan, and think - do you have enough cash cows to go through with it? Or are you going to struggle to free up enough cash.

Remember what we said in an earlier post, a good trade should score you 300 points over the season and net you $100k

So, taking all that in mind, should you be looking to pick up Pods/Rockliff? Well, lets examine the three main options.
(For the purpose of this analysis, Ill be taking Pods, with an average of 75 - which honestly, I see as the utter maximum of a rookies range. Im also assuming that hell be in your team for 5 weeks, since thats approaching the end of upgrade time.)
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The Straight swap.
So, youve got The Commentators Dream, Relton, and youre sick of him stinking up your bench. Lets see what youll get with a trade.
OUT - $83400 - 14ppg
IN - $83400 - 75ppg

The darkness is obviously stinking up the place, so if youve got him on the field, its a no-brainer. Upgrade. Its 60 points per week (300). If youre fielding an other rookie though, say, Hitchcock, youll be scoring an addtional 25ppg over the next 5 weeks (125).

So in that case, youre looking at about 125 points and an extra *earnings* of $200k.

The Rookie downgrade.
Youre not a fan of your cashcows- so perhaps its time to put them down. first up, youre looking at a $70k injection into the kitty. After that though, its much the same as above. 125 point (provided they are on the field) and in total, an extra $70k and an extra *earnings* of...

So, I figure we should have a place to discuss the Melbourne Storm fall from grace.

Cant having it clog up the SuperCoach threads can we?

So, $1.7 mil over 5 years worth of cheating has cost them 2 flags, a bunch of minor premierships and the respect of rugby fans all over.

$340k a year.

Just to put that into context, during Brisbanes three-peat, they had an extra salary cap of $780k per year...

The Don and pies were ROBBED!!!

Back again, and due to commitments on Thursday and Friday I have to do my tips early. Again.  So any analysis here is purely on my gut,no statistics (just like always, though I usually hide it better ) Tip in bold.

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Western Bulldogs
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Adelaide
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Telstra Dome - Friday April 23 7:40pm    Top Scorer: Shaun Higgins, 140.



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Sydney
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West Coast
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Melbourne
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Brisbane Lions
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Port Adelaide
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St Kilda
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Collingwood
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Essendon
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Hawthorn
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North Melbourne
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Fremantle
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Richmond
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Its a little known fact that Im an avid fantasy baseball fan. Not fantasy in the same way we here play fantasy football, but computer simulated, fantasy baseball.

Been playing in an online league for more years that I would admit so when given the opportunity to write a review of <a href="http://www.premiership-coach.com/index.html">Premiership coach[/url], the worlds first AFL management game, I jumped at the chance.

Not only that, but Ive been give the oppotunity to give three copys away. More on that at the bottom.

For those of you completely new to this sort of fantasy game, Premiership Coach gives you the chance to pick and coach your own squad using the real players from the league. Each player is given a statistical profile which closely mirrors their actual skill set and talents on the field. You pick a team from the pool of players in a draft and then coach them through a season (or many) in the hopes of taking the flag.

For the most part, I see this as being a game of two halfs. Theres the gameday action and then there is everything else.

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Im going to start with the everything else. And I say everything else because it offers an extremely comprehensive overview of what you would expect from a game like this. It measures a player over 31 different categories, from evasion to goalkicking on the run, from play reading to x-factor as well as their general ability to play in various positions around the ground. It offers the ability to take over your clubs training routines, instructing your forward line to work on their Goal kicking abilities, while getting your defenders to improve their contested marking abilities. Whats beautiful about it is that there are 24 different training schedules on offer, ranging from conditioning, to skills and to structure, that you can use, so if you want to train your midfielders to be better at a contested grab, or want your forwards to improve their in and under work, you can do that....

(You might want to read <a href="http://tooserious.net/?p=1031">This[/url] article before coming to this one...

Installation of <a href="http://www.premiership-coach.com/index.html">Premiership coach[/url] was easy enough, though you do need to follow a number of instructions to get all the pre-requisites set up right.

Once in though, I started a new game and figured I would try my hand at a fantasy draft. No point in coming this far and just grabbing a current team. Though the idea of grabbing Geelong and then dominating sure is tempting.

The first step is to select a team. I had a wry smile to myself when given the default team names to select from, and of course, had to go with the Jets.

And then it was the draft, two minutes to pick your player and then its the next teams turn. The first thing I did was to check out the stats of Gaz. And while yes, hes awesome, the thing I noticed most was the sheer amount of stats and ability measured. This game has got a fantastic amount of detail.
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So, I tossed up whether to build my club around Gaz (if its a plan fit enough for the goldcoast, its fit enough for me!), or to go for Cox (The leagues premier Ruck, and as we generally know when drafting a team, Rucks are the hardest to fill later), Maybe go young with Kruezer, whos talent is measured as elite but he hasnt gotten there yet.

I quickly found out that we didnt have the first pick at all, Hawthorn did, they went with the Coondog. Our inaugrial #1 draft pick.

Funnily, West Coast used their first option to pick up Judd. Heres hoping they pick up Cuz later on in the draw as well.

In no time it got to us, we were 7th down and not expecting the timer, so panicked.

Lukily Cox was still an option, so we grabbed him. For a laugh, we got Fev with our seond pick. Next we focused on a engine room getting Pendles, Higgins, Ryan OKeefe and Jobe Watson (Cause of the man-crush - Love you Jobe!).

This went on for a while, in fact, about...

Gary Ablett Jnr is on track to become the first player to win back to back brownlow medals since Robert Harvey achieved the feat in 97 and 98, after polling three votes in a best on ground performance against the Power.  With his first best on ground performance of the year, the games premier player moves into outright first on a total of 7 votes.

Jared Brennan joins Brown, Riewoldt and Barlow in equal second place, in his second BOG for the year.

A little more unexpected, is James McDonald and Michael Rischitelli joining Ben McGlynn in equal sixth place, with each player earning 2 votes to back up their best on ground performances from the previous week.

This weeks guaranteed three was a little harder to choose - however have given it to GAJ with his 37 possession 3 goal performance against the power.  Dal Santo, Moloney and Judd should be other safe 3 vote winners for this week.

All votes for this round:
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Eagles v Bombers:
3. M. Priddis, 2. N. Naitanui, 1. A. Embley........Waters, Watson, Cox

Kangaroos v Swans
3. D. Hannebery, 2. D. Bradshaw, 1. A. Goodes........J Bolton, Kennelly, Harvey

Crows v Blues
3. C. Judd, 2. A. Walker, 1. M. Murphy........Houlihan, Simpson, Lucas

Pies v Hawks
3. D. Thomas, 2. S. Sidebottom, 1. L. Hodge........Shaw, Swan, Davis

Lions v Bulldogs
3. J. Brennan, 2. M. Rischitelli, 1. L. Power........Fevola, Higgins, Drummond

Demons v Tigers
3. B. Moloney, 2. James McDonald, 1. B. Green........Sylvia, Moore, Bruce

Cats v Power
3. G. Ablett, 2. H. Taylor, 1. J. Corey........Johnson, Chapman, Enright

Saints v Dockers
3. N. Dal Santo, 2. B. Goddard, 1. S. Milne........Pavlich, Sandilands, Jones

[span style="text-decoration: underline">Leaderboard
7. G. Ablett
6. M. Barlow, J. Brennan, J. Brown, N. Riewoldt
5. James McDonald, B. McGlynn, M. Rischitelli
4. J. Bartel, B. Goddard, B. Harvey, L. Hodge

So, theres a lot of nicknames for players being bandied around these days.

Its been suggested that we open a thread so that we can consolidate them all.

Ill start it off with some of the more popular nicknames:

Tom Rockliff: The rock lobster, the lobster
Cyril Rioli: Delicious.
Robert Relton: The commentators dream
Alwyn Davey: Jack Rabbit
Alan Didak: Bang bang, Diddles
David Mundy: Crab
Brett Peake: Brett Potato
Mark Seaby: Captain Ahab
Alex Silvagni: SNOS, SCOSOS
Nick Malcesci: Eski, Malsexi

So, its started off- now its your turn! If we come up with enough, Ill see if I cant hook up some kind of directory.

Rucks are BACK! The Ruck-vival has begun.

It started off on Friday night with Cox (119), Naitanui (117) and Hille (76) all doing everything asked of them. I smell a tasty Cox upgrade in 2 weeks time! Sounds like Shuey might be gone for a while, so keep an eye on the midfield cows this week.

Not too many big suprises in that game.

The next game however, Daniel Hannebery smashed out a massive 146 and looks set to go up a massive $70k. Mumford and McIntosh continued the ruck-vival, while Seaby did enough. Malceski however, came back to earth- punishing those who chased last weeks points.

Carlton V Adelaide saw the return of one C. Judd, who top scored with a massive 148. Welcome back son! Andrew walker knocked up a massive 36 touches while K. Lucas and P. Davis put on a decent 83 and 79 respectively. Kreuzer continued the ruck trend with an 86, but sadly- not even the ruck-vival could save Tippett with a 47 - and another $53k coming off.

Collingwood got back in the winners column absolutely decimating the injured Hawks. Hodgey however, still top scored the game, while Jolly put up a decent 88. Poster Lucas, got home from the game and made a huge call on Daisys 132. Breakout year! It would be huge if he did! Tragic as well, cause Ive had him in my squad the last two years... Ball, Lockyer and Roughead all spudded it up.

The other game on Saturday night saw the Lions lock themselves in as solid GF contenders. When Brown cant deliver, Fev stood up and kicked 4. Brennan top scored with a 122 while Rockliff, The Rock Lobster, scored a mighty 96 to take his breakeven for next week to -108.

J. Riewoldt pulled out a mighty 147 in a Tigers unit, going down by 50 to the Demons. Sylvia had an impressive return with a solid 116. Scully finally repaided the faith with a 94, while Bail put up an impressive 87. Jamar continued his dominance in the ruck with an 85.

Captain Gaz scored a delicious 145 as the cats destroyed the Power. 11 ats broke the ton in...

Sorry about last week everyone (particularly Spud), but I didnt do too well anyway so no real harm done. We now have more of  a form line for this year than a form dot, so the real tipping can begin! Tips in bold as usual.

Friday April 16
West Coast v Essendon at Subiaco Oval, 6.40pm Top Scorer: Daniel Kerr, 143

The Weagles may not have won a game, but at Subiaco against an opponent they usually easily defeat at this ground, should win easily. Essendon was fired up last week, but theyre skills were still terrible and will be sliced apart on Subiaco.

Saturday April 17
North Melbourne v Sydney Swans at Etihad Stadium, 2.10pm

Im a bit behind, so this seems like a good match to catch up. Swans are 2-1, nearly beat the Saints, and should beat the struggling North. Seems to be stop Harvey, stop North, and the Swans are still the best in the business at shutting down players.
Adelaide v Carlton at AAMI Stadium, 2.40pm

Firstly, welcome back Juddy! Carlton will need his foot skills after last weeks display. Adelaide have been simply terrible, have added a few new injuries to the list and may be playing others sore. Despite their good record at AAMI against the Blues, Ive got to tip Carlton.

Collingwood v Hawthorn at the MCG, 7.10pm

Collingwood will want to do better after last weeks game, which was widely insulted in the media. They will rejoice at the suspension of Buddy Franklin (23 goals in last 4 games against the Pies) and Jolly/Fraser will have a field day against Renouf. Hawthorn normally play well against the Pies, but all the signs point to a Magpies win.
Brisbane Lions v Western Bulldogs at the Gabba, 7.10pm

The undefeated Lions have a chance to show how much of a premiership chance they are against the Bulldogs. The question will be who goes to Brown, with Lake likely to be used deeper on Fev. The Bulldogs have won 4 of their last 5 Gabba games, so dont be put off by that, but I...