For those who take it way too seriously

Teams to come... Hurn confirmed out again, more carnage on its way shortly.. :eek:

EDIT: Actually it's not too bad - Fyfe and Hately return... all is good in the world

MCG , 7:50pm AEST Friday, July 26, 2019
B Brayden Maynard, Jordan Roughead, Jeremy Howe
HB Isaac Quaynor, Matthew Scharenberg, Jack Crisp
C Tom Phillips, Scott Pendlebury, Steele Sidebottom
HF Callum L. Brown, Mason Cox, Will Hoskin-Elliott
F Jordan De Goey, Brody Mihocek, Jamie Elliott
FOL Brodie Grundy, Adam Treloar, Taylor Adams
I/C Chris Mayne, Josh Thomas, Travis Varcoe, Josh Daicos
EMG Tyler Brown, Rupert Wills, Ben Crocker, Tyson Goldsack
Matthew Scharenberg, Jamie Elliott, Josh Thomas, Josh Daicos
Ben Crocker (Omitted), Brayden Sier (Injured), James Aish (Injured), Flynn Appleby (Omitted)

B David Astbury, Nathan Broad, Dylan Grimes
HB Bachar Houli, Nick Vlastuin, Shane Edwards
C Jayden Short, Dion Prestia, Shai Bolton
HF Daniel Rioli, Jason Castagna, Kane Lambert
F Sydney Stack, Jack Riewoldt, Tom J. Lynch
FOL Ivan Soldo, Trent Cotchin, Dustin Martin
I/C Jack Graham, Liam Baker, Brandon Ellis, Mabior Chol
EMG Patrick Naish, Dan Butler, Ryan Garthwaite, Kamdyn McIntosh
No Change
MILESTONES: Bachar Houli - Playing 200th game

UTAS , 1:45pm AEST Saturday, July 27, 2019
B Grant Birchall, James Frawley, Ben Stratton
HB Shaun Burgoyne, James Sicily, Blake Hardwick
C Tom Scully, Daniel Howe, Ricky Henderson
HF Luke Breust, Tim O'Brien, Paul Puopolo
F Oliver Hanrahan, Mitchell Lewis, Liam Shiels
FOL Ben McEvoy, Jaeger O'Meara, James Worpel
I/C Chad Wingard, Jack Gunston, Conor Nash, Isaac Smith
EMG Jonathon Ceglar, Conor Glass, James Cousins, David Mirra
Grant Birchall
Jarman Impey (Injured)

B Luke Hodge, Marcus Adams, Zac Bailey
HB Alex Witherden, Darcy Gardiner, Daniel Rich
C Lincoln McCarthy, Lachie Neale, Mitch Robinson
ORFFA Round 15 – Bad Hair Round.

There were plenty of upsets in the AFL this week, but not very many in the ORFFA where most of the season defining matchups went the way of the favourite.

Warriors 1073 defeated by the Codpieces 1194

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The Cods continue their late season run whilst the Warriors stumbled to their 3rd loss in the last 4 rounds. Nett result had both teams hold their respective ladder positions.

For the Warriors JJ (Mr Bad hair himself) had a shocker with 36, Cameron belted out 134, Harmes managed 107 but the rest of the team mostly stayed out of his way, Callum Brown gets the coaches encouragement award.

For the Cods Macrae (120) and Darling (125) starred, Hunter Clark stuck his hand up to join the Misfits this offseason and Harbrow stunk.

Next up the Cods face a very unimposing task away against the Misfires whilst the Warriors visit the land of the Wombats in what should be a close if uninspiring contest.

Lilacs 1245 defeat the Wombats 1021

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Lilacs move within a game of the 8, and with a healthy points for will have genuine hopes of getting there, the Wombats run at finals has hit a hurdle with 2 losses on the trot and with only 2 rounds to go it’s now a bridge too far.

For the Lilacs Duncan (123) and Amon (102) looked impressive but it was more the fact that they had only one score under 60 that saw them run out easy winners, Gibbons onfield would have given him the RS nod this week, but being mostly shit for 16 games meant Bolton stole his thunder, nice little tabby that one..

The Wombats also had 2 tons, BSmith (127) went 50% over his average to prove what he is capable of whilst highlighting his savage Std Dev in the same play, Ed Curnow (116) is clearly in love with Teague and playing at the level he always seemed capable of, the rest, well mostly they arrived on time and...
Well, an interesting weekend - personally I got screwed over by the late Hurn out.. Had Logue available as cover but had already loopholed him to take Brodie Smith's score off the bench... oh well, sometimes I think I actually cost myself more points by trying to be too clever..

To support this, last week I reversed my planned trades on the Friday but forgot to fix my emergencies for looping... over the weekend i couldn't work out why my score was so poor but there it was Brodie Smith and his 98 sitting on the bench with no E...

My team scored 2,422 to move up to 1309 overall.. my daughters TG team (now tradeless) sits at 726 overall after a 2,448...

Anyway, enough about me... how did y'all fare this weekend...
Friday July 19, 7:50pm, Adelaide Oval

B: Brown, Keath, Hartigan
HB: Seedsman, Talia, Smith
C: Knight, Greenwood, Milera
HF: Lynch, Walker, Sloane
F: Betts, Jenkins, M. Crouch, B. Crouch
I/C: Kelly, Mackay, Atkins, Laird
EMG: Stengle, Otten, Jacobs, Douglas

IN: Lynch
OUT: Stengle (omitted)

B: Redman, Hooker, Gleeson
HB: McKenna, Hartley, Saad
C: McGrath, Merrett, Zaharakis
HF: Guelfi, Francis, McDonald-Tipungwuti
F: Parish, Brown, Clarke
FOLL: McKernan, Snelling, Shiel
I/C: Ambrose, Stringer, Heppell, Langford
EMG: Zerk-Thatcher, Begley, Laverde, Ham

IN: Hartley, Snelling, Ambrose, Heppell
OUT: Z Clarke, Fantasia, Hurley, Laverde

Saturday July 20, 1:45pm, MCG

B: Astbury, Broad, Grimes
HB: Houli, Vlastuin, Edwards
C: Short, Prestia, Bolton
HF: Rioli, Castagna, Lambert
F: Riewoldt, Stack, Lynch
FOLL: Soldo, Cotchin, Martin
I/C: Graham, Baker, Ellis, Chol
EMG: Coleman-Jones, Butler, Caddy, McIntosh

IN: Graham, Baker
OUT: McIntosh, Eggmolesse-Smith

B: Houston, Clurey, Bonner
HB: Hartlett, Jonas, Byrne-Jones
C: Duursma, Rockliff, Amon
HF: R. Gray, Howard, Motlop
F: Westhoff, Dixon, Rozee
FOLL: Lycett, Powell-Papper, Boak
I/C: Broadbent, Butters, S. Gray, Sutcliffe
EMG: Drew, Garner, Marshall, Ryder

IN: Houston, Duursma, Broadbent
OUT: Burton, Ebert, Wines

Saturday July 20, 2:10pm, Marvel Stadium

B: Plowman, Jones, Simpson
HB: Newman, Weitering, Thomas
C: O’Brien, E. Curnow, Setterfield
HF: Gibbons, Casboult, Silvagni
F: Fisher, McKay, Kennedy
FOLL: Kreuzer, Cripps, Murphy
I/C: Petrevski-Seton, Walsh, Lang, Deluca
EMG: Dow, Phillips, Fasolo, Schumacher

IN: Weitering, Deluca
OUT: Goddard, Dow (ill)

B: Lukosius, Hombsch, Harbrow
HB: Joyce, Hanley, Ellis
C: Heron, Brodie, Fiorini
HF: Sexton, Wright, Miller
F: Lemmens, Day, King
FOLL: Witts, Swallow, MacPherson
I/C: Ballard, Burgess, Dawson, Rischitelli
EMG: Corbett, McLennan,...
While the Eagles fell to the Magpies last Friday night in a Grand Final rematch, the reigning premiers are set to be big players down the stretch of the home and away season.

And the race to September is as close as it’s ever been, with just three wins separating second and 10th. The fight for those final couple of top eight spots is going to go down right down to the wire, and picking who will make the cut from here is near impossible. But there are two teams leading the premiership race as it sits.

West Coast and Richmond

Two of the form teams of the competition and the sides you wouldn’t want to run into for the rest of the home and away season are the last two premiers.

Punters are jumping on these teams and you can understand why. Prior to their loss to Collingwood, West Coast were considered the frontrunners to win the flag, even ahead of the ladder-leading Cats. Having won three of their last four and boasting one of the smallest injury lists in the competition, there is a lot to like about the Eagles’ chances of going back-to-back.

The Tigers endured their horror injury toll earlier in the season and are basically back to full strength now, other than the absence of Alex Rance, who was always expected to miss the remainder of 2019.

We are witnessing the impact of Richmond getting all their stars back, having won three in a row and looking like their undefeatable self from the back half of 2017. Punters are identifying this transformation and even bookies that have free bet offers are saying the same thing. While Geelong and Collingwood shouldn’t be discounted, it feels like the Eagles and Tigers are gathering momentum at the right time of the year.

The loss of NicNat

West Coast are a much stronger team with Nic Naitanui back in the fold. But Adam Simpson’s side may have to emulate their efforts from last year and play another finals series without their stack ruckman....
In the real world, doughnuts, in all their circular perfection, are what we all really want when we want to have a cheat day. Sure, we can fool ourselves into thinking that a green smoothie is good for you, but we all know in our heart of hearts that the equation for a perfect day off the rails must include at least one of these light, pillowy-soft treats. No feeling can compare to licking the glaze off your fingers after just finishing a doughnut and sitting back to finish your cup of coffee.

In the ORFFA world, a doughnut is the bane of our existence. A late team change, which leads to a doughnut is the source of much frustration for the impacted coach, and a source of mirth for the other seventeen coaches in the competition, especially if the impacted coach is a) towards the top of the tree or b) has been a little over zealous with the sledging in the previous weeks. Whilst a late withdrawl is something that can strike fear into most adolescent relationships, we are talking about something different today... late outs to listed teams, caused by coaches such as Ross from the Purple Haze, and the havoc they play to our nominated ORFFA teams. This week in the ORFFA, we celebrated (?!?!) late withdrawal round, with a number of surprise results, and a new ladder leader at the end of the weekend. Read on below….

Lovely Banks Lilacs 1142 defeated by Whitsunday Warriors 1293
Warriors avoid the hattrick of losses on the trot to get the season back on track, taking out one of the biggest threats to their top 8 spot in the process. Five tons for @TerryinBangkok ‘s crew including a 160 from Robbie Tarrant was enough to get the job done, but a 7 from JJK and a 48 from Johannisen shows that there is plenty of room for improvement. For @Jen ‘s beloved Lilacs seven scores over 90 show the team is not as brittle as Darcy Moore’s hamstrings, which again went twang leaving him with a shitty 13, and a lengthy stint on the...
Broken cogs arent good... but a broken Coniglio was even worse for 42,341 coaches who had him in their team on the weekend...

How did you fare? Personally I thought I'd gone ok but a mediocre 2,384 saw me drop 550 spots to 1,647 overall - Heeney, Sicily, Hurn, Oliver all combined to bring my score down... Clarke provided good cover this week for Jelly, hopefully Hately comes back in if Coniglio is out for a while...

Oh and one last thing.... I'll leave you with this image, the new messiah.
Cripps is back along with Gawn... Hore, Josh Kelly, M Parker, G Logue all out

Doubts exist on Lycett & Boak and several relevant players named on extended interchanges... Hately, Chol, Ryder

Who is trading Jelly, personally I'm holding as I have no trades ;) - hoping Hately fills the void and goes bang! Lots of rookies getting games now ruining their value for next season :mad:

What is everyone planning tradewise, who are your VC/C selections? Surely a sensible choice for VC is Grundy tonight who will run NicNat into the ground. Good luck all!

Teams are below:


Friday 12 July, 8.10pm at Perth Stadium

B: Hurn, Barrass, Cole
HB: Sheppard, McGovern, Jetta
C: Sheed, Redden, Gaff
HF: Cameron, Darling, Cripps
F: Ryan, Kennedy, Rioli
FOLL: Naitanui, Yeo, Shuey
I/C: Masten, O. Allen, Hickey, Nelson
EMG: Petruccelle, Schofield, M. Allen, Smith

IN: Cole, Kennedy
OUT: Ah Chee (injured), Duggan (injured)

B: Maynard, Roughead, Greenwood
HB: Crisp, Moore, Quaynor
C: Phillips, Pendlebury, Mayne
HF: Brown, Cox, Hoskin-Elliott
F: De Goey, Mihocek, Elliott
Foll: Grundy, Treloar, Sidebottom
I/C: Aish, Noble, Sier, Crocker
EMG: Brown, Thomas, Scharenberg, Daicos

IN: Greenwood, Noble, Crocker
OUT: Scharenberg, Daicos, Thomas

Saturday 13 July, 1.45pm at the SCG

B: O’Riordan, Rampe, Melican
HB: Lloyd, McCartin, Mills
C: Jack, Kennedy, Heeney
HF: Hayward, Reid, Dawson
F: Papley, Blakey, Parker
FOLL: Aliir, Rowbottom, Jones
I/C: Hewett, Cunningham, Florent, Ronke
EMG: Rose, Fox, Stoddart, Amartey

IN: Jack
OUT: Rose

B: Thomas, Jones, Simpson
HB: Plowman, Casboult, Goddard
C: O’Brien, Petrevski-Seton, Setterfield
HF: Fisher, McKay, Silvagni
F: Gibbons, Kennedy, Lang
FOLL: Kreuzer, Cripps, Walsh
I/C: Curnow, Murhpy, Newman, Dow
EMG: Owies, Lobbe, Fasolo, Deluca

IN: Goddard, McKay, Cripps
OUT: Marchbank (injured), Weitering...
This possibly should have been renamed 'Late Out Round'. Some were lucky enough to have cover and others were not so lucky.

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Whitsunday Warriors 1102 def by Cradle Mountain Devils 1376
Comfortable win for the Devils as the Warriors post-bye struggles continue. Things are ticking along nicely for the Devils who have arrived at 12-1 with minimal fuss. Even Heppell’s late out barely caused a ripple as Zaharakis (112) provided more than adequate cover on short notice, while Marshall (126) and Himmelberg (122) dominated up forward. Two late outs in the form of Boak and JJK certainly didn’t help the Warriors cause. Motlop stepped in to provide some cover for that pair, but Harmes (119) and Wines (109) needed a bit more help from their mates.

Foul Bay Chickens 1375 def Lovely Banks Lilacs 1340
The clear game of the round and the Chooks best win of the year according to their coach. With the challenge thrown down by the Lilacs, monster scores from Goldy (148) and Danger (146), backed up by Shepherd (131) and Ziebell (126), reminded us that there’s still life in these old Chooks yet. Recent addition Murphy seems refreshed by the move to the Bay. Normally six tons and 1300+ would get you a win but sometimes in this caper you’re just shit unlucky and, unfortunately for the Lilacs, that’s their lot this week. Heeney (134) led the way for the Lilacs and Jen would also have been pleased with the Hoff (125) finding some form and even more so with one out of nowhere from late in Bolton (122).

Gundagai Grasshoppers 1334 def Iron Knob Codpieces 1224
The Hoppers got the win they needed to end their 3 game losing streak and keep themselves a game clear in 4th. Neale, Oliver, Grundy and Billings all went past 140 to put the game out of reach for the Cods. Riding a three game winning streak, Jimbo’s boys didn’t do a lot wrong as evidenced by the six tons, but down days from Henderson...
This week was tough man.... next week already looks worse...

Hows your team looking now, with all the carnage over the last couple of weeks it looks unlikely I'll ever quite get to the 'complete' team.... it's probably going to be a case of do whatever needs to be done from here on just to field a full squad!

Weekly Score: 2320
Overall Position: 1,099 from 1,117
5 trades left and now $24k short on my planned Hore to Whitfield trade :spew:
Injury watch on Josh Kelly and his corked calf, come back soon Crippa!