TooSerious

For those who take it way too seriously

Welcome once again to the Best Buys, after a horror week where our Best Buy had his worst score since 2011. Fingers crossed our man this week can do a little better.
And that man, is Todd Goldstein. The Big ruckman has dominated early on this season, scoring over 150 in half of his game to date. Obviously it's still pretty early on in the year, but that's still pretty impressive nonetheless. Averaging a massive 29 points-per-game more than his closest ruck rival Goldy looks set for a huge year, but is still only in around 30% of the teams in the competition. As reliable as a ruckman can be, I'm just hoping the Best Buy isn't turning into a curse.


DEFENSE
ROOKIES

Jake Kelly (ADE) DEF 123.9k 56 +41k

Kelly has started his AFL career in decent form, going onto the bubble this week with an average of 56. With a price rise of around 40 grand on the cards after his next game he looks a decent pick down back, and may well get a call-up for a few of the teams still holding Goodes this week.



Harris Andrews (BRI) DEF 117.3k 47 +31k

Andrews is not far behind Kelly, averaging 47 and looking at a price rise of around 30 grand when he breaks his bubble. With the Lions yet to win a game in 2015 their best 22 will likely still be unsettled, but Andrews looks well placed to keep getting game time.



Brendon Whitecross (HAW) DEF 198.7k 51 +15k
Whitecrossisn'ta rookie, as most reading this will be well aware, but he is currently under 200 grand and should be a strong chance to keep getting games. As long as he stays uninjured anyway. Averaging 51 and looking at a small price rise of around 15 grand this week he'll probably only be considered by those looking for bench cover without worrying too much about cash generation.
MID-PRICERS

Tom McDonald (MEL) DEF 457.3k 109 6.8%

McDonald is still in great form, and while he scored under his average in the last game it was in a win so the ball probably wasn't near him as much as it...
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[span style='background-color: #fcfcfc; color: black;]Birdsville make it three on the trot thanks to depleted Marble Bar outfit. JC's mob continue to defy expectations with a solid commitment from their midfield and defence despite their depth being tested through injury and form. Tom McDonald (97) continues on his merry way in what is definitely shaping as a breakout year, whilst RiskyTelly (104) winds back the clock to prop up the guts. The Battlers didn't have it all their own way with the Misfits churning out some cameos in a valiant effort to offset three donuts. Ward (140) and Smith (128) grabbed their share of the votes, while Ryder (107) took Big Boy to the cleaners.

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[span style='background-color: #fcfcfc; color: black;]Despite their depth, the injury toll is finally catching up with the ever-green Chooks. The loss of Bartel, Yarran and Judd was an un-godly amount of salt to rub into what was already a gaping wound at Foul Bay. Take nothing away from the Devils, who...
Well, we got ourselves back above the 2000 point mark in round 4, with a total of 2,047 points, thanks to Cripps and no thanks to Heeney. This had us ranked at 25,309 for the week.
Looking at the season stats, and we have 8,106 points in 2015, and a total rank of 38,104 after 4 rounds.
We're clearly not back in business yet, as the cliché goes, but atleast we're headed in the right direction. I'd like to say we're taking it one week at a time, but that would be BS, as we're trying to plan ahead with trades for the current week, and trades for the future, as should be all SuperCoaches. Maybe we're so good that we're out-smarting ourselves???
There'll be no sound effects this week, just words on a screen and some silly comments from JPK.

Defence:
J Gibson 133
H Shaw 69
B Smith 60
J Newnes 60
A Oxley 47
K McIntosh 42
Bench of K Kolodjashnij 83 (E) and N Brown 52.
Obviously Gibson was back with a bang, nearly doubling his score from last week. To counter that, Cheater did his best to halve his score from last week. Meanwhile we gave Oxley a chance on the field this week, and he did manage to better than halve his score from last week! Everyone knows that defenders are a rollercoaster ride of highs and lows, but this is just crazy! We also traded in Smith, to have him (and the rest of his team really) decide not to turn up for round 4. So, with our second-highest scoring defender sitting on the bench, and Brown also pulling half a finger out this week, we missed 46 points down back for round 4.
Midfield:
P Cripps 172 - yay, we had him on field!
S Pendlebury 119 (V)
JP Kennedy 118
A Vandenberg 109
P Dangerfield 101
D Beams 82 (C, 164) - atleast he wasn't R Sloane!
C Ellis-Yolmen 79
I Heeney 7 - yay, we had him onfield too...
Bench of T Miller 83 (E), A Saad 61 (E), and J Nelson 48
Its that tale of two halves thing again. We were one of the fortunate ones who had Cripps onfield, and were able to take his 172. Then we...
Wowzers, how held the faith with Cripps?!? Gunna see some amazing salary growth over the next few weeks with that 172 in his rolling average!
That said, Cripps, Vanderburg and Miller all sitting on my bench this week stings a bit. Specially with Heeney's 7 on the field!!
Reckon364 from the midfield bench has got to be a record of some kind, doesn't it?
How have you gone?
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<p style='color: #424242; margin-bottom: 0px;][span style='letter-spacing: 0px;]Ok, well I'd bookmarked this round from the outset as containing one of the most pivotal clashes of the season; the Grand Final of 2014 rematch. On the face of it though, it's looking a sight underwhelming. Which was kind of the popular opinion going into last year's GF, and for the same reasons. Injuries and general absenteeism have thoroughly diminished one side's chances of victory.

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<p style='color: #424242; margin-bottom: 0px;][span style='letter-spacing: 0px;]By my count Poowong have between 17-19 players lining up in their AFL this week; certainly enough to field an full ORFFL XV. Yet it's the calibre of players missing from their line-up that tells the desolate truth; Ablett, arguably still the best player in the game, Brad Crouch, one of the most impressive young talents going around, and in Darling and Cooney two of Poowong's more productive and reliable FWDs. You see a Joel Patful you can replace in a side (ignoring the fact that you may never need to given his elite durability). A Gary Ablett on the other hand, well there's only one.
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Fire up the bugles, cause round 4 is here!!
I wish there was a way to add sound effects to these blog posts, I think it would really enhance the experience.
For starters we have our round 3 score - 1,808 points (there'd be a big metal-on-metal smashing noise right about now!).
Then we look at the round 3 ranking, of 132,743. We must have been one of the worst ranked teams who are actually taking it seriously. I'd imagine the roaring sound of a destructive landslide right about now.
The next two I'll combine - the total score year-to-date is 6,059 and our overall rank is a ridiculous 51,885. I'm sure most of you could come up with your own disastrous sound effects here - I'm imagining a 10-minute long earthquake in a glass and fine china factory.

Alright, lets have a look at the team breakdown, to see how the team broke down.

Defence:
H Shaw 116
A Saad 76
J Gibson 72
J Newnes 72
K McIntosh 64
K Kolodjashnij 52
Bench of A Oxley 97 (emergency) and N Brown 28.
So far so good - its nothing spectacular, but 452 points from the backs at this early stage isn't the end of the world. There was obviously 45 points missed by having KK onfield instead of Oxley.



Midfield:
D Beams 138 - after I whinged about picking him as captain last week when he only scored 73.
S Pendlebury 107 (VC, didn't think it was enough to try loopholing it)
C Ellis-Yolmen 104
I Heeny 96
O wines 76 and an injury!
P Dangerfield 74
A Vandenberg 65
JP Kennedy 61 (C, 122) Clearly the captain selections were backwards, after JPK got 130 last week.
Bench of P Cripps 89 (E), T Miller 86, and J Nelson 43 (E)
I think the suitable sound effect here would be the screams of a woman in the middle of giving birth to a 15 pound baby! So many points missed here that its not funny anymore. We got 782 from our mids, when astute selection could have gotten us 908 (much more respectable and a whole 126 points more!)



Rucks:
T Goldstein 110
N Naitanui 77
Bench of M Cox with 0
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RICHMOND v. MELBOURNE

Recent game: Round 9 2014 MCG – Melbourne 91 defeated Richmond 74.

Cotchin v. Melbourne

Rd 9 2014: 112 SC points, 26 disposals
Rd 8 2013: 119 SC points, 26 disposals
Rd 15 2012: 100 SC points, 28 disposals
Rd 3 2012: 126 SC points, 22 disposals
Rd 22 2011: 94 SC points, 18 disposals

Average is 110 SC points with 24 disposals.

Note: Good, but not a spectacular, recent record against Melbourne. No scores over 130. Has played the two most recent games matched up against Jones. Cross was sent to tag Deledio in Round 9 2014 whilst McKenzie was sent to Deledio in Round 8 2013.

ST KILDA v. CARLTON

Recent game: Round 16 2014 Etihad Stadium – Carlton 151 defeated St Kilda 66.

Murphy v. St Kilda

Rd 16 2014: 124 SC points, 27 disposals
Rd 8 2014: 118 SC points, 32 disposals
Rd 16 2013: 75 SC points, 20 disposals
Rd 7 2012: 73 SC points, 17 disposals
Rd 24 2011: 115 SC points, 36 disposals
Rd 7 2011: 90 SC points, 24 disposals

Average is 99 SC points with 26 disposals.

Note: Poor record against St Kilda. He avoided the tag in the most recent game as Weller went to Gibbs (and kept him to only 61 SC points). Prior to that game, Murphy was normally tagged by Jones.

ESSENDON v. COLLINGWOOD

Recent game: Round 17 2014 MCG – Essendon 103 defeated Collingwood 39.

Swan v. Essendon

Rd 17 2014: 68 SC points, 20 disposals
Rd 6 2014: 143 SC points, 26 disposals
Rd 19 2013: 108 SC points, 30 disposals
Rd 5 2013: 127 SC points, 30 disposals
Rd 23 2012: 175 SC points, 42 disposals
Rd 5 2012: 180 SC points, 42 disposals
Rd 19 2011: 176 SC points, 45 disposals
Rd 5 2011: 106 SC points, 24 disposals
Rd 20 2010: 142 SC points, 31 disposals
Rd 5 2010: 78 SC points, 25 disposals

Average is 130 SC points with 32 disposals.

Note: Unbelievable recent record against Essendon – except for his most recent game against them. Only managed 68 SC points in the most recent game with Baguley...
And heeeeeere come the teams.
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Friday, April 24
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Richmond v Melbourne at the MCG, 7.50pm AEST
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Richmond
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]In: M.Arnot, M.McDonough, N.Drummond
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Out: C.Newman (back), C.Knights (hamstring), T.Chaplin (calf)
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]New: Nathan Drummond (Murray U18)
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Melbourne
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]In: V.Michie
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Out: S.Frost (foot)
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Saturday, April 25
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]St Kilda v Carlton at Westpac Stadium, Wellington, 1.10pm NZST (11.10am AEST)
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]St Kilda
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]In: T.Curren
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Out: M.Weller (calf)
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Carlton
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]In: J.Tutt, D.Buckley, B.Boekhorst
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Out: C.Judd (back), C.Yarran (suspension), C.Byrne (hamstring)
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]New: Blaine Boekhorst (Swan Districts)
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Essendon v Collingwood at the MCG, 2.40pm AEST
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Essendon
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]In: C.Dempsey, W.Hams
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Out: A.Cooney (hamstring), J.Ashby
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Collingwood
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]In: T.Adams
<p style='color: #474747; margin-bottom: 15px;]Out: P.Karnezis
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Welcome to another edition of the Best Buys, a somewhat delayed edition, after a weekend of carnage for most SC coaches. With injuries already to the likes of Ablett, Deledio and Rockliff the season has started out roughly, only to be made worse by players like Bartel getting injured and new favourite The Bont not lining up along with a whole host of rookies being struck down to test our teams' depth. Hopefully this week will see some relief for many of us, but realistically I wouldn't count on it. Unfortunately there really aren't many good rookie options around that aren't injured, so the majority of rookies here are the same as those listed for last few weeks.

Enough of the gloom and doom though, on to the first Best Buy of the season, Rory Sloane.
A dominant player in a dominant team Sloane, and the Crows, have stepped up their game so far this year and are both sitting atop their respective leaderboards. While Rory comes with a hefty price-tag if he can keep things going the way they have been then he'll be more than worth it on the SC front. After a break-out season last year, many are now wondering,is it possible to break-out twice? Only time will tell, but so far it's a big yes.

DEFENSE
ROOKIES



Adam Saad (GCS) D/M 188.1k 85 68.3%

Saad has been a great cash-cow so far, and looks likely to continue on with his current form. A consistent scorer and set to increase in price by around 140 grand in the next 3 weeks if he hits his average, there's still money to be made for those late to the table.



Kamdyn McIntosh (RIC) DEF 202.7k 84 59.4%

McIntosh has slowed slightly after his game one heroics, but still looks to be a great option down back. Now over 200 grand in price he will likely not get too many more selections, but with another 116 grand to be made over the coming 3 weeks he certainly isn't the worst rookie option.



Adam Oxley (COL) DEF 199.1k 81 32.1%
Oxley is in a surprisingly low number of teams,...