Round by Round Banter for 2018

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  1. JPK

    JPK Moderator Staff Member

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    In the end, the Prospectors lived up to expectations, and Ararat's coaching staff (@insider ) can stop whinging about BS conspiracies, and wallow in the fact that they didn't score the highest score of the round.

    Coolgardie: 1191 / 79.4
    Ararat: 1404 / 93.6

    Full report to follow
     
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  2. HOLKY

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    Full Time at Eden Sporting Complex and the Whalers have another great win.
    Eden Whalers 1152 def Cow Bay Crocs 1084
    With a few outs, @fresh had to resort to Plan B with his side. Plan B as it turned out was Plan A but with more ruckmen but none of them scored as well as key forward Shaun McKernan who followed an 89 last week with a 97. The Crocs had a brilliant forward line led by Gunston (123) and De Goey (117). Taranto (105) and Witherden (105) also topped the ton. Meanwhile, it was the unusual suspects starring for the Whalers with Motlop (136) scoring his best since 2016. Jenkins finally broke the curse and scored 120 (though delisting Amon probably helped) Tarrant also topped the ton for the 2nd time this year with 114.

    BAFFU: Motlop 3, Gunston 2, Jenkins 1
    Giant Tap: McKernan 97 def Lycett 74
     
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  3. ddsaints

    ddsaints Well-Known Member

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    Thanks mate, was a good match. Cheers for all the score updates.
    No stress on a match report mate, you’ve done more then enough.
    We are happy we could give your squad a challenge, a couple of better scores from a few (Newnes) and we could have pinched it. Thanks mate.

    Edit: Newnes new nickname at Stkilda and Pakenham is Potatoes
     
  4. bryzza

    bryzza Well-Known Member

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    @ddsaints
    Nuytsland welcome Pakenham to "Odin's Graveyard", where worshiping Odin should bring the luck of the gods injury continues to hamper the Vikings season. Credit to Parasites they infested themselves into the contest with young Hipwood breaking out with 6 goals, JJ re-found his jets until a tag slowed him down, Bellboy rang the bell and could have been the difference but could not put 4 quarters together, and smooth as a baby's sidebottom delivered classic talc. Vikings finally unleashed Howe from tagging duties, Petracca silenced his doubters, Crouch can play with a broken hand and Grundy is stellar form.

    Viking Salutes
    Luke Shuey
    (106): Playing inside midfield
    Shuey contributed with 32 disposals, 4 grabs, 3 tackles, 0.1 on the scoreboard and 3 frees against.

    Daniel Howe (113): Knee soreness after an awkward landing late in the second term… 25 possessions and 8 marks plus 6 tackles… 1.0 as well. Inside midfielder.

    Christian Petracca (142): Coming off a HFF
    Petracca contributed with 28 disposals, 5 marks, 6 tackles and managed 0.3.

    Jack Viney (104): Doing jobs in midfield
    Viney contributed with 28 disposals, 5 marks, 7 tackles and booted 0.1.

    Matt Crouch (102): Playing inside midfield
    Crouch contributed with 38 disposals, 5 marks and 3 tackles.

    Brodie Grundy (155): First ruck
    Grundy contributed with 24 touches, 2 marks, 6 tackles, 34 taps and managed 1.0.

    Parasites Salutes
    Steele Sidebottom
    (115): In the midfield
    Sidebottom contributed with 27 touches, 6 grabs, 3 tackles and 2.0.

    Andrew Gaff (124): Running off a wing
    Gaff contributed with 41 possessions, 6 marks, 3 tackles and managed 2.0.

    Eric Hipwood (129): Up forward
    Hipwood contributed with 15 possessions, 7 grabs, 2 tackles, 2 ruck taps and booted 6.2.

    Jason Johannisen (139): Tagged after HT… Slowed to a halt after a 25 touch first half… 32 disposals with 23 by foot… also 8 marks and 2 tackles. Providing drive from the wing.

    Tom Bellchambers (101): First ruck
    Bellchambers contributed with 15 disposals, 4 marks, 28 taps and 3 frees against.

    3. Grundy ( Big Tap ) 155
    2. Petracca 142
    1. Johannisen
     
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  5. martyg

    martyg Well-Known Member

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    Korumburra 1422 def Blanchetown 966

    It was top score of the week vs bottom score of the week. Nice percentage booster there for Mick's Blowflys.

    Ex Bunyip SD Thompson continued his excellent 2018 campaign after being let of leash at the Yips busting out a huge 139. He was not the only old timer down back to bust out a huge score with Hodgey chiming in with a handy 121.

    Goldy, smashed big Sauce in the middle to take the Big Tap point this week, 133 v 70.

    The Blowflys midfield led by Ablett (68) and Menegola (77) were the only lowlights for the visitors with Sloane back to form and Jack check this shit out Redden busting a huge 154 which is exactly 70 points above his season average. The homeside had lacklustre performances through all lines with 10 players unable to beat their season average. Just sums up 2018 for the locked-and-loaded wooden spooners!

    BOG - Redden - 3
    SC Thomspon - 2
    Goldstein - 1

    Big Tap - Goldy

    Thanks for the match up Mick, for us, its time to start planning the PSD and PSP (post season piss up)
     
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  6. wrightbrendan

    wrightbrendan Well-Known Member

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    There was an intriguing lead up to this fixture that saw the hometown Buffaloes hosting the Panthers from Pearcedale. Serengeti were starting to show signs of the form that saw them take out the 2017 premiership while the Panthers were on a 3 game winning streak that had seen them climb to 5th on the table. Would the Buffaloes continue their push towards finals or would it be the Panthers that continued their winning ways and move closer to a top 4 berth?

    In an even start to the contest, Serengeti coaching staff had brought tagger Scott Selwood (97) back into the squad to deal with ex-Buffalo Josh Kennedy (103) and were happy to contain the champ to a modest (JPK-standard) score. However with Nank the Tank (113) showing up the lack of respect the Buffaloes hold in their ruckmen tactics, the Panthers were being given every opportunity to succeed. Hunter (107) was doing his best to put his side on top and with Mundy (101) having a great game up forward they were every chance of succeeding. Unfortunately for the Panthers though there were not enough contributors and Serengeti had winners on every line.

    Scott Pendlebury (163) wound back the clock and took control of the game after half time with Charlie Dixon (115) making the most of his opportunities. Zac Merrett (130) continued his form resurgence and put his hand up for a return to the midfield after coming off the bench since the mid-season break and Marcus Adams (89) and Tom Langdon (89) did their best to arrest the defensive woes that have plagued this Serengeti team throughout the year. A comprehensive performance from the home side saw them run out eventual winners by 193 points.

    Final scores
    Serengeti 1351 defeated Pearcedale 1158

    BAFFU votes
    3 Scott Pendlebury 163 (SB)
    2 Zac Merrett 130 (SB)
    1 Charlie Dixon 115 (SB)

    So it was Serengeti that ended up with the win and with the 4 points they move up to 11th and sit 1 win outside of the top 8 although their poor scoring start to the season may prove their eventual undoing. After being home for 5 weeks with the mid-season break, round 17 sees the Buffaloes leave the comforts of Serengeti for the first time in over a month for a season defining clash against the Sandgropers. Pearcedale on the other hand have dropped to 6th with their grip on a finals spot potentially shaking. A massive match up with the 8th placed Blowflys awaits in round 17 and could go a long way to securing that spot if they can come away with a win.
     
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  7. ddsaints

    ddsaints Well-Known Member

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    Thanks @bryzza unfortunately our infection didn’t quite nullify your presence. Next time I shall be friendly to the gods.

    I haven’t had much luck with points scored against this year.....it seems every week someone is turning it on against my mob. I suppose that’s fantasy sports aye.....
     
  8. fresh

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    FU Round 13 Trivia

    • Christmas Island recorded the 50th win in their history. Their overall record currently sits at 50-36 for a win rate of 58.1%
    • Serengeti recorded their 40th club win. Their overall record is 40-44 at a win rate of 47.6%
    • Ararat have a record 13 wins in a row while Blanchetown have 17 losses in a row. The 13-0 and 0-13 records are both firsts for FU.
    • Coolgardie have 5 losses in a row, King Island have 4. The longest in their respective club histories.

    Next week
    • Pearcedale will get another go at getting to win 50.
    • Ararat v Staghorn, 5-0 in the Dillos favour.
     
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  9. fresh

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  10. JPK

    JPK Moderator Staff Member

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    In the Goldfields, what promised to be an enthralling battle, turned into a bit of a fizzer, with the home side Coolgardie Prospectors pretty-much laying down and handing the choccies to the visiting Ararat Armadillos, by a cool 213 points. @insider

    Coolgardie: 1191 / 79.4
    Ararat: 1404 / 93.6

    The game started off well, with a pair of Prospectors flying out of the blocks, and the coach just trying to tell the rest of his players to maintain the rage.
    Over in the opposition huddle there were murmurs of an upset, and then the load screams of the coaches high pitched whinge could be heard: "this is bullshit". It turns out the coach didn't have to squeal like a pig, all he had to do was show a little patience (something he's renowned for), and wait for the home team to keel over.

    Defence:
    Coolgardie - The local defenders ran around in pairs, with J Short and D Astbury both scoring a tiger-ish mid 80's, while J Macmillan and L Duggan were well below par on 60-ish. In the two's, R Clarke decided to mimic his tiger brothers, with 85 of his own, again asking the coach why he wasn't picked.
    Ararat - There was quality galore in the Armadillos backline, with T Cutler (111) starring, T Stewart and L McDonald both scoring int he nervous nineties, and only L Ryan with a disappointing 68 points.
    Ararat won by 77 points, 364 to 287.

    Midfield:
    Coolgardie - There were a couple of raised bats by T Miller and J O'Meara, until the runner got out to them and asked why they had their cricket gear on. They both rushed to the change rooms to get into the correct attire. B Ebert and O Wines saw the kerfuffle, and decided that they should both also head to the change rooms, but instead of returning to the field, they decided to head to the pub.
    Ararat - S Edwards led the way for the visitors mids, with a ton of his own. He was supported, but not overly "ably", by a pair of spandex-sporting 80's from J Ziebell and R Henderson, while B Gibbs used the excuse of his new South Australian connection, to follow Wines and Ebert to the bar, where they were seen discussing Corvidae and Electrical Discharges.
    Coolgardie won by 20 points, 350 to 330.

    Rucks:
    For some reason the ruckmen in this game decided that they each take a half of footy and play unopposed. It was a very unusual, but effective tactic, as both players top-scored for their respective teams. S Martin was first out of the gates for the home side, and proceeded to pile on 110 points. He seemed pretty happy with himself as he galloped off at half time, and was seen mouthing "beat that" to his Armadillo opponent. M Gawn's beard took this like the proverbial red rag to a bull (incidentally, red does not enrage bulls, nor do they naturally charge at red objects, its nothing more than a myth), and was seen dragging the rest of his body around the field, getting his palm on the (red) ball at any opportunity he could muster. He was seen after the game with a cask of the local goon, seated with Stefan, discussing the stats of the game. You could tell Max was winning, as his smile could be seen from under that rug, while Stefan's smirk quickly disappeared.
    Ararat won by 41 points, 151 to 110.

    Forwards:
    Coolgardie - Infront of the big sticks, B Parfitt once again showed his early-season form, which is encouraging, with great support from J Sicily. At the other end of the spectrum, O Fantasia decided that he wanted to take the weekend off to play the X-Box, so it was up to new recruit M Apeness and emergency M Wright to piece together a pair of 30's to absolutely demolish any chance the locals had of winning this thing.
    Ararat - Infront of the other big sticks (the ones at the other end of the ground...), T McDonald and C Wingard saw the midfield antics of a pair of Prospectors, and decided that they also wanted in on these cricketing shenanigans. They were very well supported by the baby Armadillo in J Anderson, while L Dahlhaus maintained his season-long form of being on the team sheet, but going missing out on the paddock.
    Ararat won by 87 points, 353 to 266

    Interchange:
    Coolgardie - Noting the voids left all over the field, A Aliir came charging onto the field and was seen intercepting everything on his way to 102 points. New recruit T Dumont was seen chatting to his ex team-mates, but still managed to be average, which was much better than many of his new team-mates.
    Ararat - The visitors' D Rich came roaring onto the field after watching the locals' Aliir do just that, and in replicating his ruckman team-mate, decided to outdo his opponent in every facet, on his way to 119 points of his own. J Higgins meanwhile, wanted in on the action, and managed to slot right into the midfield, outscoring three of his starting team-mates, to show his coach how much he was listing to the quarter-time squeal.
    Ararat won by 28 points, 206 to 178.

    In the end it was an easy win for the visitors, who continue their undefeated season, while the locals have slumped to their worst streak in team history. Next week Ararat are back at home, welcoming the Staghorn Flat Bulls to town. The Prospectors are on the road to Blanchetown to take on the Bunyips. Good luck to all four teams.

    The votes:
    3 - M Gawn, Ararat, 151 points,
    2 - D Rich, Ararat, 119 points,
    1 - T Cutler, Ararat, 111 points.

    Big Tap was won by M Gawn, Ararat, 151 points, by a total of 41 points over S Martin, Coolgardie, 110 points.
     
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  11. JPK

    JPK Moderator Staff Member

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    Wait a sec... I'm scoring more (not much, but its still positive) and I've won less games????

    Screw you all :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
     
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    Christmas Island Smugglers 1,389 def Hughenden Prairie Dogs 1,145

    In a must win game for the Prairie Dogs to keep in touch with the 8 saw the Smugglers prove why they are force in 2018 with a 244 point over a lack lustre home team.

    It didn’t start will for the home team with no ruck, and early injuries to Jack (15) and WHE (21) really setting the tone for the day and the Smugglers took full advantage. The only players to give a yelp for the Prairie Dogs being Yeo (142), Oliver (154) and Breust (165), the remainder are not worth talking about.

    The Smugglers were outstanding and it was consistency all over the ground which provided them with an easy victory with Beams (148), Grigg (100), Gray (109), Thomas (110) amd Smith (106) showing why 2018 could be their year.

    With a number of injuries Hughenden’s season appears to be over whereas the Smugglers continue to build toward the finals.

    BAFFU Awards
    3 Breust 165
    2 Oliver 154
    1 Beams 148
     
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  13. insider

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    What a treat @JPK !!
    Absolute pearler of a match report - especially liked the shout-out of a true Araratian trait being patience.
    Geez I’ve been spoilt with some quality write ups in the last few weeks. Tip of the cap to those with literary wizardry that continues to amuse.
     
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  14. fresh

    fresh Well-Known Member

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    Got to love the luck of the draw....hmmm, gives me an idea for what to include as part of this year's season review
     
  15. bryzza

    bryzza Well-Known Member

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    am i reading this right, im down 74 points per game but still sit on the same amount of wins?
     
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    Yep that's right. 9 wins this time last year, 9 wins this year but average team score down 74 points.
     
  17. eagle_eyed

    eagle_eyed Training the house down!

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    Hey @Tomster , I’m back today from an off the grid camping trip. I’ll sort out a match review tomorrow.
     
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  18. YAD69

    YAD69 Moderator Staff Member

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    Groote Eylandt Barracudas 1,318 defeated Banchang Barcrawlers 1,084

    The home side is looking to extend its wing'ing streak this week whilst the visitors are looking to break their losing streak.
    Both teams fly out of the race onto the paddock and get stuck into it, the big men tapping and slapping from the centre to the boundary racking up the hit-outs.

    Jake Lloyd for the Cudas was hot, hot, hot off the half back supported beautifully by young Kolodjashnij who has really picked up the pace and is really shinning. Frawley and Weitering were solid in playing the lock down role on Matera and Impey. The The Barcrawlers forwards struggled all day with the pressure the home town boys were laying, even two meter Peter couldn’t keep his hands on the ball.
    The middle was a hard fought contest, the visitors Lyons, Adams and Greenwood combined well as they had to with LDU left at home and Wilson not seeing the call up papers. Zorko the magnificent was red hot off the wing and through the centre with the Corn Boy muscling his way through the packs.

    The main difference for the day was the scoring power of the Cudas with Hawkins leading the way with the left and right flanks covered well by Riewoldt and Cripps of the Jamie variety. Barcrawler Tuohy had a great tussle with angry Jack whilst Doedee did a number on Turner.
    Off the bench Berry continued his great progress with his speed and decision making on field while Lewis struggled to keep up with the pace for the Cudas. Burn man Higgins has been a revelation so far this year and continued his excellent form while Robinson just shadowed Lewis and didn’t do much all day.

    After the blistering start from both teams, the home side prevailed to take the 4 points and move to 5th on the ladder while Bangchang slips to 10th.

    The Barracudas head to Cow Bay and the Barcrawlers @choppers will be back on home soil to host the Vikings.
     
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  19. JPK

    JPK Moderator Staff Member

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    Is this a Buffalo "Wing streak"? With spicy barbecue sauce?
     
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  20. YAD69

    YAD69 Moderator Staff Member

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    lol
     

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