Round 4 Teams, Jokes and Banter

anthak wrote:
Gariwerd: D: Pittard, Tuohy, BSmith, Guthrie (MWatson) M: Cooney, KStevens (C), Polec, Cunningham (Toumpas) R: Hickey F: Gray, De Boer, Casboult, Evans - oop (Nicholson - oop) I: Wallis, MCrouch (Hutchings) Updated: D: Pittard, Tuohy, BSmith, Guthrie (MWatson) M: Cooney (VC), KStevens (C), Polec, Cunningham (Toumpas) R: Nicholson - oop F: Gray, De Boer, Casboult, Evans - oop (Hutchings - oop) I: Wallis, MCrouch

 

Bandit wrote:
Spelunkers team : world of hurt in the forward line Def: Mackie, Hooker, MacKenzie, Hansen Mid: Jackson, Jack, Montagna, S. Hill (Savage) Ruc: Nicholls Fwd: Petrie, Gunston, Atley (OOP), J. Thomas (OOP) Int: Pearce, Giles A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great..............some arsehole's got my pen!' Late change: Def: Mackie, Hooker, MacKenzie, Hansen
Mid: Jackson, Jack, Montagna, S. Hill (Savage)

Ruc: Nicholls

Fwd: Petrie, Gunston, Atley (OOP), J. Simpson
Int: Pearce, Giles (Thomas)

 

Whitsunday Warriors DEF: Birchall, Trengove, Laidler, Plowman MID: Sloane, Boak, Wines, S. Gibson (M. Grigg) RUC: Lobbe FWD: JJK, Black, Hall, Patton I/C: Warnock, A. Young My joke? The whole bloody team!

 

anthak wrote:
anthak wrote:
Gariwerd: D: Pittard, Tuohy, BSmith, Guthrie (MWatson) M: Cooney, KStevens (C), Polec, Cunningham (Toumpas) R: Hickey F: Gray, De Boer, Casboult, Evans - oop (Nicholson - oop) I: Wallis, MCrouch (Hutchings) Updated: D: Pittard, Tuohy, BSmith, Guthrie (MWatson) M: Cooney (VC), KStevens (C), Polec, Cunningham (Toumpas) R: Nicholson - oop F: Gray, De Boer, Casboult, Evans - oop (Hutchings - oop) I: Wallis, MCrouch Updated: D: Pittard, Tuohy, BSmith, Guthrie M: Cooney (VC), KStevens (C), Polec, Cunningham (Toumpas) R: Nicholson - oop (MWatson - oop) F: Gray, De Boer, Casboult, Evans - oop (Hutchings - oop) I: Wallis, MCrouch

 

chels wrote:
A late change to the Waikicks for their clash with the Marble Bar Misfits - at D emergency Luke Russell comes in, Sammy Shaw slips south. <p style='color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; margin-bottom: 10px;]Waikicks Team for the Marble Bar fixture: <p style='color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; margin-bottom: 10px;]D - H Taylor, Hibberd, Duffield, B Griffiths (E - Luke Russell) <p style='color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; margin-bottom: 10px;]M - McVeigh, I Smith, dal Santo, Hannebery <p style='color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; margin-bottom: 10px;]R - Jacobs (E - D Simpson) <p style='color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; margin-bottom: 10px;]F - T Mitchell, Elliott, Crameri, M Wright (E - Burbury) <p style='color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff; margin-bottom: 10px;]I/C - H McIntosh, M Robinson (E - Podsiadly) Pretty sure that's about 8 more guys than you need this week chels

 

chris88 wrote:
Provisional Darraweit line-up for this week: IN: Armitage OUT: Newnes DEF: McKenzie, Frawley, Walker, Gibson (McPharlin) MID: Goddard, Coniglio, Tyson, Armitage (Newnes) R: Nic Nat FWD: Harvey, Westhoff, Vickery, Hunter (Lamb) I/C: Cornes, Hill (Betts) Not showing in tsleagues Chris, I will enter it now, did you try and it failed?

 

Fitzy wrote:
Team was in TS Leagues before first bounce, just didn't have time to put it here, now I do Venus Bay Vultures
In: C.Pearce, B.Longer
Out: J.Howe, C.Young
Howe very unlucky to be dropped after a 108 point performance but surely as a Melbourne player he can't keep that up. And got a bad feeling about their game vs Blues tommorow. DEF: Everitt, Malceski, C.Pearce, E.Yeo (M.Shaw)
MID: Beams, Mundy, Gibbs, Gaff (C.Young)
RUCK: B.Longer
FWD: Parker, Blair, Watts, Higgins (Howe)
INT: Ellis, Melksham (Hoskin-Elliot) After Pies vs Tigers we are 205 from 2, Beams 145 off to a big start to boost his Les.W medal hopes, and J.Blair underperforming with a 60. C.Young throws a 93 in managements faces for dropping him as well. Howe was moved into defence. He did well. It will be interesting to see if it continues.

 

The slaughteration from Port goes a bit of the way to making up for Barlow's absence, but the minor hopefuls continue to perform as such. Perhaps some of the GWS kids will have a day out.

 

As Nic Nat cops the red vest (29 points) and looks to be injured, I feel obliged to write a short reminder to those who felt the Lefties/Guim trade of last year was very much weighted one way. I did say at the time that the trade - Nic Nat and Coniglio for Cunnington and Thompson - hung very heavily on Nic Nat's fitness, and that it was a huge risk to take. I give you Exhibit A. While Coniglio has flourished, and Cunnington and Thompson have been good, Nic Nat has not been.That I then gave a second round draft pick as well has me wondering. Would I do the trade again? Yes, most likely. And again I'd know the risks. But sometimes, just sometimes, seemingly lopsided trades aren't really so lopsided after all. Next week I'll have no ruckmen at all, most likely. So at hte moment, the roll of the dice has come up with snake eyes.

 

chels wrote:
]Mean reversion, that ]phenomenonwell known by fantasists and well loved by statisticians is having a field day with the Waikicks. Laughter week? You must be joking. 12 players played for 658 for the Misfits, poorest team performance in their history, 2 to come and a high chance one of them will be vested, I think you are safe chels, you should even get a % boost.