2019 PS Auctions

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  1. JPK

    JPK Moderator Staff Member

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    Please place all 2019 preseason items (is it fair to call a player an item???) up for auction in this thread. We'll keep a history of successful auctions here.
     
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    Not sure I’ve ever done an auction... maybe Gawn for shits and giggles a few years ago? Anyway I digress.
    An off season auction to gauge interest: Sam Hayes. R/F from Port Adelaide. 19 years old, heir apparent to Paddy Ryder (now arguably behind Lycett) and a super Ruck prospect. Captain as an underager and highly touted chess player. Can dominate a woodwind instrument and enjoys Harry Potter.
    I drafted him with pick 16 last preseason so, when offering draft picks as a bid, please keep that in mind.
    Closing time of Sunday night or Monday if I get on the piss.

    Note: like the I am rapaport stereo podcast, I don’t fact check, so some shit above might be wrong, but you get the gist.
     
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    JPK Moderator Staff Member

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    Which facts are questionable? Is he really 19 years old? Is he really a R/F? Does he really play for Port?
    Does he even actually exist???o_O
     
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