Birdsville Battlers

Discussion in 'ORFFA' started by JC, Apr 28, 2012.

  1. J_C

    J_C New Member

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    Birdsville Football Club are proud to present the mighty BATTLERS!

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  2. J_C

    J_C New Member

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    A little known fact is that Birdsville was runner up to GWS in the bidding war for the AFL’s most recent expansion franchise. Much like GWS, Birdsville has no facilities of its own as yet and few supporters with any real understanding about the rules of Australian Rules football. This is most likely because Aerial Ping Pong (as country QLD’ers prefer to call it) has never been played in Birdsville and, historically, beer drinking has been the sport of choice. Beer drinking also happens to combine nicely with the other sport we’re famous for – horse racing. Isn’t it amazing that a town can become known for a sport when it only runs one meeting per year?

    Due to our lack of facilities, we’ll be playing on the infield of the race track until further notice. The downside to our location - on the edge of the Simpson desert - is that the majority of our natural irrigation occurs during the wet season from November to February. While this means that very few games will be weather affected, the track can get a bit firm by the time the mid-season bye rolls around.

    It should be noted that the locals, all 115 of them, have expressed some concerns about any potential clash between the ORFFA fixture and the annual race meet, which is scheduled on the same weekend as round 23. However, given the population swells to more than 6000 for that weekend, it’ll be great if we can organise to host a home game on the Saturday night. :)

    And yes, I know what you’re thinking. 115 locals - it’ll be just like going to a Bears game at Carrara.
     
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    Here are just a few of the state of the art amenties that Cloke, Murphy, McEvoy and the boys can look forward to:

    The gym
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    Enviable public transport - yep, we even fly to home games!
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    World class sporting events
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    5 star dining
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    But sadly, not the metric system
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    Haha love it!
     
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    Looking forward to your hosptality
     
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    Have you got beer on tap in the pub yet? The one 'Mt Buggery' about Birdsville was no tap beer and having to drink out of cans/stubbies. Something about the cost of flying in and out the kegs. They just chucked the empties in a big hole.
     
  7. TerryinBangkok

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    That 'big hole' is now a state-of-the-art oval which will welcome all comers to take on the Battlers.
     
  8. J_C

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    Sorry Kel, still working on the kegs. I'll get to that after the metric system. :)
     
  9. J_C

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    The Battler's squad:

    M Murphy
    T Cloke
    B McEvoy
    S Fisher
    D Wells
    Brad Ebert
    B Houli
    D Rich
    J Brown
    N Malceski
    J Porps
    B Howlett
    T Varcoe
    D Merrett
    C Mayne
    J Geary
    A Treloar
    [span style='text-decoration: line-through;]Jarrad Redden[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]-[span style='line-height: 1.3; font-size: 10px;]traded for Zac Clarke following 2012 season[span style='text-decoration: line-through;]
    A McGrath
    J Petrenko
    S Iles
    C Bartram
    I Callinan
    [span style='text-decoration: line-through;]B McCauley - [span style='font-size: 10px;]2012 mid-season delisting [span style='text-decoration: line-through;]J Cripps - [span style='font-size: 10px;]2012 mid-season delisting D Pfeiffer
    T McDonald - [span style='font-size: 10px;]acquired via 2012 mid-season draft
    J Blake - [span style='font-size: 10px;]acquired via 2012 mid-season draft
    Zac Clarke - [span style='font-size: 10px;]acquired in trade for Jarrad Redden after 2012 season
     
  10. TerryinBangkok

    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    Now we understand why the Committee decided the Battler's first game would be away. Coach Jolcon said the accommodation for visiting teams, "just needed a coat of paint." And the Rules Committee is taking a very close look at the Battler's new Fitness Coach.
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    <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/85373-birdsville04.jpg" /> <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/736tu-birdsville05.jpg" />
     
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    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    The Waikikamoocows are sure to enjoy their stay in Birdsville.
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    <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/xj0c1-Birdsville03.jpg" />

    Originally known as Diamantina Crossing, this was changed to Birdsville when Terry Wallace took over as coach and Paul retired to focus on buying up yuppie wannabe restaurants with lousy food.
     
  12. J_C

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    While we always appreciate the feedback of our fellow ORFFA members, please direct any concerns you may have to Jim-Bob, who doubles as both our Facilities Manager and our Complaints Manager. You never know - he might listen :).

    Jim-Bob
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    Is that a before or after smile, or is he just hiding his lack of teeth?
     
  14. TerryinBangkok

    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    <blockquote>Quote from melbandy on May 11, 2012, 16:36
    Is that a before or after smile, or is he just hiding his lack of teeth?</blockquote>

    He's hiding his lack of hearing.

    Good thing we rejected the visa request for Hook Island.
    And if you have the slightest interest in arrangements for Sunday Mr. Bird Village, you had better pay a visit to our thread. We have already contributed what we can to make yours suitable for public viewing.
     
  15. TerryinBangkok

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    My highest scoring defender is listed as an emergency, lol. None of my ‘playing’ defenders have eclipsed 80 yet. Not ideal.

    Tracking along ok though.


    Tracking? Tracking? You're supposed to be drinking.
    Surely you've got some indigenous players who can handle tracking.
     
  16. Bandit

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    Could be useful to have those trackers get the after match bush tucker as well

    <img src="http://www.abc.net.au/corp/img/gallery/90s_btm_big.jpg" />
     
  17. TerryinBangkok

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    We don't usually dine on bush tucker since we have an unlimited supply of Bear's lobster pies. However, those trackers could come in mighty handy for tracking down our scores from the weekend. The coaches were so busy looking at the inside of pineapples they forgot to keep score.
     
  18. chris88

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    Looking forward to paying you a visit in Round 2 jolcon.

    The Dirigibles will of course float on up to Birdsville in the latest, state of the art air transport we can muster:

    <img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2011/06/goodyear-spirit-of-safety.jpg" />

    Its the Goodyear blimp, what can go wrong?

    If and when we do arrive, Messers Rance and Duffield would like to find a spot where they can improve their tans - have you any suggestions?

    Oh, and our captain and resident hairstylist Ivan Maric is looking forward to a big game in the absence of Birdsville's Ben McEvoy ...

    <img src="http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/lH0wDJGO6Ss/hqdefault.jpg" />
     
  19. TerryinBangkok

    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    Nothing like playing footy in the dark, but we had a lousy score, so think you should have won. Anyway, we concede and the inaugural Queensland Cup finds a home in Birdsville. Congratulations (I think).
    . <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hyac1-trophy.jpg" />
     
  20. J_C

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    Thanks Terry! Just to clarify - do I get the Cup or the girl? Or both? :)
     

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