Good Blokes All Australian

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  1. insider

    insider Moderator Staff Member

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    Righto chaps. It seems most folks are hibernating at this time of year and the FU resembles a veritable ghost town, so I thought I’d amuse myself. On the off chance I also amuse someone else, please do let me know because you’d be the first one.

    Anyway, I’ve put together an All Australian list of good blokes.

    It is a three part criteria to earn selection: you must have a short fuse and try and fight people (modern day politically correct footy fight, as there are no fair dinkum blues anymore) you must also play in an admirable way (selective/up for debate) and you must not appear to be a wanker on the field (jake stringer for example).

    A majority of opinion-based selections here but it’s my list so please do argue in the comments if you think I missed someone or disagree with selection.


    Taylor Adams
    Jed Anderson
    Jeremy Cameron
    Reece Conca
    Ben Cunnington
    Charlie Dixon
    Toby Greene
    Blake Hardwick
    Luke Hodge
    Zak Jones
    Tom Liberatore
    Shane Mumford
    Toby Nankervis
    Mitch Robinson
    Joel Selwood
    Luke Shuey
    James Sicily
    Rory Sloane
    Jack Steele
    Jacob Townsend
    Jack Viney
    Nick Vlastuin
    Marley Williams
    Cameron Zurhaar
     
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  2. YAD69

    YAD69 Moderator Staff Member

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    @insider pretty good list there bloke other than Toby Greene, he's a d$%k.
    Additions, perhaps the Fox (Cunnington), Nathan Jones
     
  3. eagle_eyed

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    Some quality humans there :D
     
  4. insider

    insider Moderator Staff Member

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    Good call yad. I’ve added Cunnington but I’m not sure if Nathan Jones is angry enough? Maybe I haven’t watched the Dees much in the last few years but he seems like a sweetheart compared to his brother?
     
  5. wrightbrendan

    wrightbrendan Well-Known Member

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    I reckon you're a bit light on in the backline. How about;
    FB: Blake Hardwick, Scott D. Thompson, Luke Hodge
    HB: James Sicily, Steven May, Taylor Adams
    C: Jack Steele, Ben Cunnington, Rory Sloane
    HF: Mitch Robinson, Jeremy Cameron, Cameron Zurhaar
    FF: Toby Greene, Charlie Dixon, Jacob Townsend
    Fol: Shane Mumford, Tom Liberatore, Joel Selwood
    Int: Toby Nankervis, Jed Anderson, Zak Jones, Jack Viney
     
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  6. fresh

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    Is Sicily's inclusion debateable on point 3 "must not appear to be a wanker on the field"?
     
  7. insider

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    Very much so Fresh my good man.
    There are some conversation-provoking inclusions... or so I thought. Lol.
     
  8. fresh

    fresh Well-Known Member

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    Haha fair enough.
    Unfortunately I have barely seen any games this year and the ones I have seen are all Hawks ones so Sicily was the obvious stand out for me. But Selwood? Last year's attempted elbow to Worpel's head still sticks in my head. Also Viney. Geez that punch on with Ebert years ago is the first thing that comes to mind whenever his name is mentioned.
     
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  9. JPK

    JPK Moderator Staff Member

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    Surely James Sicily is captain material for this team.
    Or at the very least, VC to Toby Kung-Fu Face-Gouge Greene
     

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