Larrikin Lagoon Lefties

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  1. TerryinBangkok

    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    Long ago, Ngurunderi's two wives ran away from him, and he was forced to follow them. He pursued them and as he did so he crossed Lake Albert and went along the beach to Cape Jervis. When he arrived there he saw his wives wading half-way across the shallow channel which divided Naroongowie from the mainland. He was determined to punish his wives, and angrily ordered the water to rise up and drown them. With a terrific rush the waters roared and the women were carried back towards the mainland. Although they tried frantically to swim against the tidal wave they were powerless to do so and were drowned.

    An unofficial community of sealers and others existed on Kangaroo Island from 1802 to the time of South Australia's official settlement in 1836. The sealers were rough men and several kidnapped Aboriginal women from Tasmania and mainland South Australia. The women were kept prisoner as wives and virtual slaves. Three Aboriginal women tried to escape and swim back to the mainland; one is on record as having survived the journey.

    Welcome to the Larrikin Lagoon Lefties!
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  2. graeme

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    Lefties as in politics or lefties as in sinistra, gauche or just plain goofy?

    Irrespective a warm welcome to the Molly-Dukers.
     
  3. TerryinBangkok

    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    I am assured it is lefties as in left-footers chels.

    By way of kinship, you may be interested to know that New Zealand fur seals are native to the island.
     
  4. anthak

    anthak Moderator Staff Member

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    Is this where Mawson Base are relocating to?

    Awesome idea :)
     
  5. Fitzy

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    Is this where Mawson Base or Namatjira are relocating to?

    Good team name though ! Lol :)
     
  6. TerryinBangkok

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    Looks warmer.
     
  8. TerryinBangkok

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    :) KI is the Whitsundays of the South.
     
  9. TerryinBangkok

    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    Whoops. Actually it is Namat that have moved. Still waiting on the new name for Mawson, which was supposed to happen first.
     
  10. Fitzy

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    Welcome to the ORFFA Gravenger and the Larrikin Lagoon Lefties! :)
     
  11. grav

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    Thanks TiB for the sterling intro!
    Firstly, hats off to BigLance for drafting, moulding and flogging this bunch of misfits into what seems on the surface to be a pretty good team.
    The new coaching and conditioning group are currently assessing the list and have big plans to make the team a force to be reckoned with over the coming seasons.
    Team relocation began yesterday and although the group was reluctant to leave the cosy climate of the Coomealla sporting ground, they begrudgingly donned their leg shackles and boarded the team bus for the pilgrimage south.

    Spirits soon lifted when Nic Nat got the group belting out the clubs theme song ("Footy" by Spiderbait) as we endured the rollercoaster ferry ride across Backstairs passage. Although most lost their lunches, you couldn't wipe the smiles off their faces by the time we docked at Kangaroo Island (affectionately termed "The Rock").


    The group is settling into our temporary clubrooms at Larrikin Lagoon Sporting Complex, unfortunately the great fires of 2007 all but decimated our previously oppulent empire and we are having to resort to an underground bunker fashioned out of paddock picked limestone rocks and feral pig faeces. It's not much but we call it home.

    Team origins - many maybe wondering as to the origins of our esteemed club nickname. The "Lefties" moniker has arisen from the necessary evolution of predominant left-foot kicking within playing group over the eons. This has been brought on by the trademark "depressions" within the natural playing surface of the Lagoon sporting ground, whereby seasonal inundation often floods the right-foot goal kicking pockets at each end of the ground. Opposing sides visiting the island should not feel disavantaged by this as studded gumboots are available for hire (one size fits all), snorkelling gear can also be loaned for those in and under type on-ball midfielders.

    As head coach, I will be analysing the list in detail over the coming days and will look to post my team with players available for trade. As someone fairly new to this game i'm not looking to trade too heavily prior to the draft, especially with delistings and retirements still rolling out. In any case, happy to field any proposals.

    Thanks to all for the opportunity to be part of the mighty ORFFA

    Cheers

    Gravenger

     
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    The Lefties Trade Table <div>
    <p style='text-align: left;]Def - <p style='text-align: left;] <ul> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]SCOTLAND Carl - Untouchable</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]GRUNDY Syd - Good Offer Only</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]GOLBY BL - Good Offer Only</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]SCHOENMAKERS Haw - Good Offer Only</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]WATSON Carl</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]SELWOOD,A WC</li> </ul> <ul> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]JACOBS Port</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]
    </li> </ul> <p style='text-align: left;]Mid - <ul> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]SELWOOD,S WC - Untouchable</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]PRIDDIS WC - Untouchable</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]CARRAZZO Carl - Untouchable</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]VINCE Adel - Good Offer Only</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]CONCA Rich - Good Offer Only</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]CONIGLIO GWS - Good Offer Only</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]MZUNGU Freo</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]CURNOW Carl</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]HILL Haw</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]
    </li> </ul> <p style='text-align: left;]Ruck - <ul> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]NAITANUI WC - Untouchable</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]BAILEY Haw</li> </ul> <p style='text-align: left;] <p style='text-align: left;]Fwd - [span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;] <ul> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]HALE Haw - Untouchable</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]LEWIS Haw - Untouchable</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]MONFRIES Ess - Good Offer Only</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]SAAD StK</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]JETTA Ess</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]HARPER NM</li> <li>[span style='font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.3;]SCHNEIDER Haw</li> </ul>
     
  13. anthak

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    @Gravenger, firstly, I'm looking forward to playing down there at the Lagoon in 2013. Although, I can't remember if our game is at your home or mine... Anyways, we - the ORFFA Match Committee - are hoping to announce the FIXture today.

    It's almost ready, and you will be happy to know (and this is the only leak of information regarding the FIXture, that I know of) that we are once again, having a themed round in recognition of Left Footers and you have been, naturally, scheduled a home game on that weekend.

    We are waiting on one small piece of info before we can announce the whole FIXture, and that is whether your name is Lenny or not?
    I've sent you a PM; can you please reply to me :)

    Cheers,
    anthak
    Chair of the ORFFA Match Committee

     
  14. TerryinBangkok

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    /Portals/0/User%20Images/dwayne-johnson-workout.jpgYou wanna cup????[​IMG]
     
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    <blockquote>Quote from TerryinBangkok on November 16, 2012, 20:50
    You wanna cup????
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    <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/6m9c9-dwayne-johnson-workout.jpg" /></blockquote>


    ....then you gotta cup!

    The prized chalice will be awarded to the Rnd 4 victor

    I Bring It!<img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/987c5-DJ-CUP.jpg" />
     
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    Baaaaaaaaaaaa!
    The Lefties Trade Table - Updated <div style='font-family: inherit;]
    <div style='font-family: inherit;] <p style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; text-align: left;]Def - <div style='font-family: inherit;] <div style='font-family: inherit;] <ul style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;] <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]SCOTLAND Carl - Untouchable</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]GRUNDY Syd - Good Offer Only</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]GOLBY BL - Good Offer Only</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]SCHOENMAKERS Haw - Good Offer Only</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]WRIGHT NM - Good Offer Only</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]WATSON Carl</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]SELWOOD,A WC</li> </ul> <ul style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;] <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]JACOBS Port -Good Offer Only (flagged for Mid time in 2013)</li> </ul>
    [span style='line-height: 1.3; font-size: 14px;]Mid - <ul style='font-family: inherit;] <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]SELWOOD,S WC - Untouchable</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]PRIDDIS WC - Untouchable</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]CARRAZZO Carl - Untouchable</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]CONCA Rich - Good Offer Only</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]CONIGLIO GWS - Good Offer Only</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]MZUNGU Freo</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]CURNOW Carl</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]HILL Haw</li> </ul>
    [span style='line-height: 1.3; font-size: 14px;]Ruck - <ul style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;] <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]NAITANUI WC - Untouchable</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]BAILEY Haw</li> </ul> <p style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; text-align: left;] <p style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit; text-align: left;]Fwd - <ul style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;] <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]HALE Haw - Untouchable</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]LEWIS Haw - Untouchable</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]MONFRIES Ess - Good Offer Only</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]SAAD StK</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]JETTA Ess</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]HARPER NM -Good Offer Only (flagged for Mid time in 2013)</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]SCHNEIDER Haw</li> <li style='font: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;]
    </li> </ul> Looking for a young Fwd.
     
  17. TerryinBangkok

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    Baaaaaaaaaaaa yourself! /Portals/0/User%20Images/knights.jpg
     
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    Thanks for the candid pic TiB, must say I'm a bit disappointed as I don't reckon you captured my best side.
    tbh - I was hoping to take up the name: <h1 class='quoteText' style='text-align: -webkit-auto; margin-bottom: 15px; font-weight: normal;]knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing .....but that was already taken
     
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    Sent you a message mate - hope it arrives in a timely manner!
     
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    Lefties Best starting 15
    Def - Scotland (Schoenmakers rnd 1&2), Grundy, Wright, Golby
    Mid - Selwood S, Priddis, Carrazzo, Mzungu
    Ruck - Naitinui
    Fwd - Hale, Lewis J, Monfries, Jetta Leroy
    I/C - Coniglio, Conca

    With a new head coach at the reins, the Lefties have seen significant changes through the teams' list since September last year.
    With a deliberate eye for the future, Lefties selectors and coaching hierarchy have traded aggressively to inject youth across most lines as well as harvest earlier picks for the recent pre-season draft.
    The machete was wielded through the midfield, and although our current best mids are still nudging the wrong side of 25, a platform is being developed. Most notable is the versatility being nurtured within the fwds and defs, with names such as Monfires, Harper, Jacobs and Suban all jostling to show their wares in the centre. <p >The much publicised Lefties School for Emerging Defenders&amp;rdquo; has once again proven its worth by luring a new wave of young defenders to the club.
    Welcome Dan Nicholson, Sam Wright and Nick Suban. <p >To quote from the marketing blurb on our website:
    Are you sick of stagnating as a back pocket wannabee?
    Are you tired of being labelled Kermit the uber-sub&amp;rdquo;?
    Do you long for more possessions than spoils in kit bag?
    Have you been labelled the next Zac Dawson&amp;rdquo;, but have yet to breakout?
    If you answered Yes to any of these questions, then snap out of that negative mind-set and join the: Lefties School for Emerging Defenders&amp;rdquo;!!
    Defenders are raving about this cutting edge&amp;rdquo; program, with one recent graduate proclaiming:
    Thanks to the Lefties program, I've added at least 20 SC points to my light frame and my value is now well over $400K. I even scored a free Flavour-wave convection oven for being one of the first 5 to sign up. I pitty the fool who doesn't jump at this opportunity&amp;rdquo; <p >All modesty aside, the Lefties are relishing the chance to strut their stuff in the 2013 ORFFA season, and are preparing in earnest for their round 1 home clash against the Packers.
     

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