X. will paddle up the mighty Limpopo until he is beyond civilisation and, more significantly, the net. Whereupon he will dig himself a hole under a big rock to lay himself down and stare at a bunch of snails. Old snails, not even the French would be interested in. Millions of million year old snails. There will be a slight trembling of the earth and this is the signal for X. that some sort of concensus is forming amidst the threads and posts, or Mrs. X. is calling him for coffee. Then, and only then, will X. call for raised hands. And everyone except Len and myself will vote for 4 weeks, 2 players, free sex, etc. and we (may) have a decision. Len and me you ask? Sorry, we slept through it all.
Any idea what is the current exchange rate between the Limpopo zhloti and the bhat? I have a couple of billion Zimbabwe dollars I am looking to cash in.