Round 16 - Breast Appreciation Round

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  1. graeme

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    I suppose some of you think this selection caper is very easy, yes? Then let me set you this question. Who would you put the E on out of my midifeld? Fyfe? McVeigh? Isaac Smith? Hannebery? Tom Mitchell, Ziebell? Crouch? So it was almost a relief when Nick Graham was not named. Yes, I know it is a nice problem to have - but it is still a problem when faced with Lenny's WWW outfit. At least the problem down back is not so hard - who to bench from Duffield, Hibberd, Staker, Taylor, Russell, Maguire? At least Staker is D / F so that narrows it down a bit. Decisions, decisions. And then the forwards. Do I play the pies people and hope they do well against the Dons or bench them and hope the mighty Bombers take the pies apart. Decisions. Just another Friday in a coaches season. Why do I know I will get it wrong? Thoughts on a postage stamp in block capitals please - and no Lenny your thoughts, while valuable, may not necessarily be followed.
     
  2. graeme

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    A different question which has been exercising the ancient grey matter. Banditto, your signature 'Apprentice camel herder and 2nd in charge of the Charlie's Opening Spelunkers'.
    Who are you* apprenticed to and who is in charge of the Spelunkers if you are #2?
    * -Did you get that reference TiB, or was it too subtle? Which would be a first time?
     
  3. Bandit

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    chels wrote:
    A different question which has been exercising the ancient grey matter. Banditto, your signature 'Apprentice camel herder and 2nd in charge of the Charlie's Opening Spelunkers'.
    Who are you* apprenticed to and who is in charge of the Spelunkers if you are #2?
    * -Did you get that reference TiB, or was it too subtle? Which would be a first time? <p style='font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 18px;]I never graduated from camel herding Chels as I pulled the pin on my 4 year tour of duty a year early... so forever an apprentice! <p style='font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 18px;]In terms of being 2nd in charge... we have a leader who shall remain nameless for now, one day he may show himself Emperor Palpatine style!
     
  4. bama

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    Mount Beauty team
    Def: Hartlett, Ellis, J Clarke, May (Roughead)
    Mids: Cotchin, Sidebottom, Bennell, Wingard
    Rucks: Leuenberger
    Fwds: Martin, Rioli, Lee, Dickson (Addison)
    Inter: Blicavs, Viney (Green)
     
  5. G-Train

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    Philosoraptor wrote:
    Powlett Plains Packers BACKS: Robert Murphy, Heritier O'Brien, Chris Newman, Troy Chaplin (Sam Colquhoun) MIDS: David Armitage, Kane Cornes, Matthew Boyd, Luke Ball (Shane Tuck) RUCK: Tom Bellchambers (Nathan Vardy) FWDS: Lance Franklin, Nick Riewoldt, Lachie Henderson, Billie Smedts (Andrew Krakouer) I/C: Tom Scully, Luke Hodge(C) REVISED <p style='margin: 0cm 0cm 13.5pt; line-height: 13.5pt;]Powlett Plains Packers <p style='margin: 0cm 0cm 13.5pt; line-height: 13.5pt;]BACKS: Troy Chaplin, Robert Murphy, Heritier O'Brien, Chris Newman, (Ben Rutten) <p style='margin: 0cm 0cm 13.5pt; line-height: 13.5pt;]MIDS: Luke Hodge(C), Luke Ball (VC), Tom Scully, David Armitage (Jake Melksham) <p style='margin: 0cm 0cm 13.5pt; line-height: 13.5pt;]RUCK: Tom Bellchambers (Brodie Grundy) <p style='margin: 0cm 0cm 13.5pt; line-height: 13.5pt;]FWDS: Lance Franklin, Nick Riewoldt, Lachie Henderson, Billie Smedts (Shane Tuck OOP) <p style='margin: 0cm 0cm 13.5pt; line-height: 13.5pt;]I/C: Nathan Vardy Kane Cornes
     
  6. grav

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    Lefties Def - Scotland, Golby, Suban, Talia (Grundy) Mid - Selwood S, Priddis, Coniglio, Carrazzo (Conca) Ruc - Bailey Fwd - Hale, Lewis, Lynch, Monfries I/C - Curnow, Baguley In - Coniglio Out - Daniher Out of it - Saad. Lefties wish to report that Ahmed Saad has copped an indefinate club imposed suspension after being busted frolicking with Mary-Jane.Ultimatums have been issued to Ahmed and his management to shape up or move to Nimbin...
     
  7. anthak

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    anthak wrote: haha, love it Terry! I knew you'd come up with the goods :) and bandit (and Bama) ;) sorry, had not realised the first post was you. <img alt='' width='220' height='220' src='http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/68/Death_in_Vegas_-_Milk_It.jpg/220px-Death_in_Vegas_-_Milk_It.jpg' id='irc_mi' style='margin-top: 205px;]
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  8. anthak

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    Gariwerd: In: Shaun Burgoyne
    Out: Chris Masten <p style='margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; vertical-align: baseline;]D:J Pittard, J Gibson (VC), B Smith,Z Tuohy (E: B Stratton) <p style='margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px none;]<strong style='outline: 0px none;]M:[/b]B Deledio, N Dal Santo, A Cooney, M Wallis(E: J Toumpas) <p style='margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px none;]<strong style='outline: 0px none;]R:[/b]C. Pedersen <p style='margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px none;]<strong style='outline: 0px none;]F:[/b]K Tippett, R Gray, M De Boer, C Sylvia (E: S Mckernan) <p style='margin: 0cm 0cm 0.0001pt; vertical-align: baseline; outline: 0px none;]<strong style='outline: 0px none;]I:[/b]K Stevens (C), S Burgoyne (VC) (E: J Polec) Big game this week, as we look to make it 3 wins in a row and keep our slim final hopes alive for another week. Our inaugural captain, Shaun Burgoyne, returns this week, having recovered from going too hard at the rave party a couple of weeks ago. After the positive form of Koby Stevens over the last two weeks since taking on the captains duties, we could not take them away from him and he has retained those duties, with Burgoyne joining Josh Gibson as a joint VC. Despite his BoG performance in round 14, where he won the game for us in the clutch, Chris Masten has been dropped after his insipid showing last week. We can not tolerate such inconsistency at Gariwerd. A bit of a let down this week is the continued absences of Allen Christensen and Shannon Hurn, since Round 12 and the mid season break respectively. Shannon Hurn has still not been able to get into the shape required to play at ORFFA level after really letting himself go during the mid season break. Bundy was extremely close to being right for this game, but is still suffering some lingering effects of the rave a couple of weeks ago as well and we are disappointed to again have to leave him out, when we hoped he'd be right for this game. anyway, the 15 selected are a good bunch and we have full confidence in their ability to upset the Chooks of the foul bay this week.
     
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    IRON KNOB <div id='spBody' class='Forum_Normal' style='font-family: Helvetica, Arial, San-Serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; line-height: 16px; outline: 0px; background-color: transparent;]
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  10. G-Train

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    Would have thought Gariwerd management were a bit scathing towards Chris Masten's performance, given he got a severe ankle sprain in the second quarter. :p
     
  11. anthak

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    That is no excuse! We expect more of our players :)
     
  12. melbandy

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    Nuna Nuffers rather uranium line up.
    Uranium, not juiced up, rather, depleted.
    Def[span class='Apple-tab-span' style='white-space: pre;] How many fingers? Mohr, Unloved in Geelong, Maxwell, Lefty Dixon, D&M Lake Mid[span class='Apple-tab-span' style='white-space: pre;] Hated by his own, Stanton, Getaway, JPK, Broad & bent, Donkey Simpson R[span class='Apple-tab-span' style='white-space: pre;] Will he wont he Lester (oop) Fwd[span class='Apple-tab-span' style='white-space: pre;] Therapist Milne, Porn star Armfield, Can I hit him? C Brown, N Haynes (insert your own here) IC[span class='Apple-tab-span' style='white-space: pre;] Jbomb O'Meara, Cross dresser(if he plays)
    The rest of the guys will indulge in a bit of Breast therapy to get up for the next season. It's the latest thing and completely undetectable by modern testing methods.
     
  13. J_C

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    JC wrote:
    Birdsville Battlers - R16 IN: McDonald, Treloar, [span style='color: #ff0000;]White OUT: Merrett, Moloney, [span style='color: #ff0000;]Porplyzia D: Geary, Houli, Laird, McDonald M: Ebert, Murphy, Rich, Treloar R: McEvoy F: Brown, Cloke, Mayne, [span style='text-decoration: line-through;]Porplyzia[span style='color: #ff0000;]White IC: Z Clarke, Wells E: Merrett (Def), Jones (Mid), [span style='text-decoration: line-through;]White[span style='color: #ff0000;]Porplyzia(Fwd), Varcoe (Int)
    One change. I forgot to drop Porps for impersonating a potato one time too many.
     
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    [span style='color: #7030a0;]Whitsunday Warriors DEF: Trengove, Morris, M. Talia, Blue Sky MID: Barlow, Boak, Gibson, Wines RUC: Lobbe FWD: JJK, Motlop, Black, Hall I/C: Butcher, Cachia EMG: Got to be kidding.
     
  15. TerryinBangkok

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    chels wrote:
    I suppose some of you think this selection caper is very easy, yes? Then let me set you this question. Who would you put the E on out of my midifeld? Fyfe? McVeigh? Isaac Smith? Hannebery? Tom Mitchell, Ziebell? Crouch? So it was almost a relief when Nick Graham was not named. Yes, I know it is a nice problem to have - but it is still a problem when faced with Lenny's WWW outfit. At least the problem down back is not so hard - who to bench from Duffield, Hibberd, Staker, Taylor, Russell, Maguire? At least Staker is D / F so that narrows it down a bit. Decisions, decisions. And then the forwards. Do I play the pies people and hope they do well against the Dons or bench them and hope the mighty Bombers take the pies apart. Decisions. Just another Friday in a coaches season. Why do I know I will get it wrong? Thoughts on a postage stamp in block capitals please - and no Lenny your thoughts, while valuable, may not necessarily be followed. /Portals/0/User%20Images/postage-stamp-2-9889.jpg
     
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    chels wrote: A different question which has been exercising the ancient grey matter. Banditto, your signature 'Apprentice camel herder and 2nd in charge of the Charlie's Opening Spelunkers'. Who are you* apprenticed to and who is in charge of the Spelunkers if you are #2? * -Did you get that reference TiB, or was it too subtle? Which would be a first time? /Portals/0/User%20Images/Pete%20Townsend.png
     
  17. G-Train

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    chels wrote:
    I suppose some of you think this selection caper is very easy, yes? Then let me set you this question. Who would you put the E on out of my midifeld? Fyfe? McVeigh? Isaac Smith? Hannebery? Tom Mitchell, Ziebell? Crouch? So it was almost a relief when Nick Graham was not named. Yes, I know it is a nice problem to have - but it is still a problem when faced with Lenny's WWW outfit. At least the problem down back is not so hard - who to bench from Duffield, Hibberd, Staker, Taylor, Russell, Maguire? At least Staker is D / F so that narrows it down a bit. Decisions, decisions. And then the forwards. Do I play the pies people and hope they do well against the Dons or bench them and hope the mighty Bombers take the pies apart. Decisions. Just another Friday in a coaches season. Why do I know I will get it wrong? Thoughts on a postage stamp in block capitals please - and no Lenny your thoughts, while valuable, may not necessarily be followed.
    Put the E on Fyfe and bench Hibberd.
     
  18. G-Train

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    Grundy V Bellchambers at the centre bounce on a Sunday afternoon. Who will accumulate the most supercoach points? Logic says Bellchambers. But I won't be surprised if Brodie climbs the steps and rings that dinger when the siren sounds.
    All 5 young Packer rucks are available this week. Bellchambers Grundy Gawn Vardy Gorringe
    So far Bellchambers and Vardy have got the proverbial nod.
    The Packers hope to secure a finals position, allowing time for club stalwarts Adam Goodes and Matthew Boyd (1 game played since traded for between them) to return for said finals. Possible even The Real Tom Lynch too.
     
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  20. graeme

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    The Waikik Match Committee would like to thank P'Raptor and TiB for their feedback on our selection musings - thank you. The team to take on the world wide web is: D - Taylor, Hibberd, Duffield, Maguire, (Russell) M - Fyfe, McVeigh, Hannebery, T. Mitchell (I. Smith) R - Jacobs F - Wright, Robinson, Staker, Elliott (Macaffer) I/C - Crouch, Ziebell (Sumner) Now back to the task of cooking a pork rack for my dinner guest. Be good
     

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