Sarah Island Savages

Discussion in 'ORFFL' started by tAdmin, Feb 27, 2012.

  1. We're planning on whipping every member of the Savages equally come round 1, for the record
     
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    0x15=0
     
  3. Bit hard on yourself there Hornsy, I'm tipping Goddard should at least still crack 20
     
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    I'll crack you, BB.
     
  5. I also fail to see that happening
     
  6. tAdmin

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    Happened. Did it. Done.
     
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    Clarkson had his cluster. Lyon, his cage. Malthouse, some weird Roman/Nazi hybrid monster (I dunno, I found the imperialist connotations unsavoury). All now defunct. Obsolete.

    I present to you the next great leap forward in strategic innovation.

    Hornsy's Jar.

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    Hornsy demonstrating the alchemic principles of 'The Jar' to Captain Patch
     
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    Good to see Lachie Hansen getting a game somewhere at least.


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    By chance I have discovered a secret pirate's treasure map.
    Time to pillage and pluck, dust off the norwegian blue and say aargh!
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    X marks the spot just to the nor' east of the Island
    I think that's where Goddard was found in the dinghy
     
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    Actually the cool temperate climate of Sarah Island should lend itself well to the cultivation of potatoes.

    I wouldn't be surprised in fact if the whole local economy was dependant on the spud and a little itinerant bushwhacking of tourists.

    By day - humble potato farmers - at night outlaws living off their wits.

    Perhaps an ideal training regime for an 'unsociable' football team.

    <img src="http://cdn.wanderlust.co.uk/contentimages/userimages/wanderluster44/potatoFarmersShingkarVillage.jpg?maxwidth=440&maxheight=262" />

    Figure 1. A typical Sarah Island scene.
     
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    <blockquote>Quote from Lucas on April 5, 2012, 15:25
    X marks the spot just to the nor' east of the Island
    I think that's where Goddard was found in the dinghy</blockquote>


    Arriving or departing?
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    Salty the Seal doing the half-time show at the Orange Bellied Parrot Sanctuary.
     
  14. tAdmin

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    I would just like to advise members that any information posted on here by someone outside the Sarah Island FC (or Terry) is not to be trusted, and in some cases is verifiably false and legal action is underway. Toodle-Pip!
     
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    For those who might be seeking directions to the arse end of the ORFFL:

    <img src="http://connecticutwatertrails.com/Branford&#37;20-&#37;20Potato&#37;20Island.JPG" />
     
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    <blockquote>Quote from Jason on April 5, 2012, 17:32
    For those who might be seeking directions to the arse end of the ORFFL:



    That is an oxymoron, or, for the benefit of HM, an idiot getting too much air.
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    Whereas Spud Island is located in San Joaquin County. It is west of Bear Creek, which runs into Lake Lincoln, and it is slightly north-west of Buckley Cove. Upriver can be found Whiskey Slough and to the north is Potato Road.
     
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    <img src="http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7011/hornsygreyjoy.jpg" />
    Hornsy upon being informed of the infamous potato comments

    "We know what you mainlanders have being saying. We know where you live. Retribution will be paid in your flesh, and the flesh of your friends" stated Hornsy, adding "It shall be the perfect complement to Kifler, Chip and Lachie, who we are roasting as I speaketh these words to you. Goodbye anonymous microphone holder".


     
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    One day, after returning from Antigua via Columbia, Hornsy will simply post a photograph, just like everyone else, and I will enjoy an extra small amount of sunshine every day because I can see them instead of this ridiculous frog in an ice cube from imageshack.
     
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    Hornsy, The lads and I have arrived at Grummet Island, can you send over a barge to bring us across....and hurry, there are rumblings over here and it's not Mifsud making the noise either. I hear this place has a pretty dark history, Sarah Island will be like a weekend at the Hilton compared to this place...

    Cheers and looking forward to the weekends games.
     
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    Don't worry Johnson, its just one of your 'tour guides'


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