Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles

Discussion in 'ORFFA' started by graeme, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. graeme

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    Some say Waikikamoocow is a mythical town, others say its name has been changed to keep the tourist hoards away from the cornucopia of the southern hemisphere, while allowing locals to enjoy the many and varied treats.

    For that reason it does not appear on maps. However, some of the nearby towns might help you pinpoint its location - a NZR bus timetable and instructions will be emailed to visiting teams who will be blindfolded for the last 20 minutes of the trip.

    The inaugural meetings of the Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles were held in Ekatahuna - a gem of the local area. Once the team was formed the meeting resolved to hold the next meeting in the shearing shed of Sammy Mitchell's new property approximately 20ks south east of Bulls.

    For those who arrive early waders will be available for a spot of fly fishing or for the more physically challenged Sam Hunt, our local philosopher / poet, will discuss Waikikamoocow in an illustrated talk entitled "If I can imagine it, it must exist." Those familiar with ontological arguments - especially the works of Descartes and Hone Heke - will be thrilled by the economy of the argument.

    BTW, gentlemen should bring a box of red wine, ladies a plate.<img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/806x6-eketahuna_map.gif" />
     
  2. Len

    Len Cockburn Avenger Staff Member

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    If ever a team needed Gaz, that really is god's country :)
     
  3. TerryinBangkok

    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    Hello chels! I was just having tea with Ian Warrington at Massey and thought I would pop down the road to say hi. Sorry I can't stay for scones, but promise to drop by again for a longer chat once I can get the man to come and fix my door and stop this ORFFL draft.
     
  4. graeme

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    rush hour at palmy north airport TiB. Massey scientist love this sort of mayhem during Waikik home games


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  5. TerryinBangkok

    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    And with pick #212, chels carefully selects Isaac Smith.
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  6. Xenomorph

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    Chels and Mitch out after the piggies.....

    <img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS71aJSwbDoV3BfEQ6XcOwaIrKbKFbofWI-pRgTMWKN5Y12dG4ypA" />
     
  7. graeme

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    true incorrigible spirit from one of the "towns" seeking sister city status:

    <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/utu08-cityvunited.jpg" />
     
  8. Xenomorph

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    I see the trans-Tasman rivalry already rearing it's head on the matter of home team travel.

    Only a matter of time before Waikikamoocow management brings this one up.....

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    [embed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpIkBTR2jao&feature=player_detailpage[/embed]
     
  10. ORFFA_Admin

    ORFFA_Admin New Member

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    never X, more likely to remind people of this little dust up between Kevin Tamati and Greg Dowling:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NHpFboEp4fM
     
  11. ORFFA_Admin

    ORFFA_Admin New Member

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    At present we have 14 teams uploaded:
    Gariwerd Cockatoos
    Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles
    Darraweit Guim Dirigibles
    Iron Knob Codpieces
    Powlett Plains Packers
    Charlie's Opening Spelunkers
    Birdsville Battlers
    Foul Bay Chickens
    Venus Bay Vultures
    Far Kew Frogs
    Marble Bar Misfits
    Cradle Mountain Devils
    Gundagai Grasshoppers
    Namatjira Nunga's

    We need the other 4 asap please
     
  12. Len

    Len Cockburn Avenger Staff Member

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    Now that all 26 dudes are in, by what method do we nominate the starting 15, the 2 IC and the 3 Emerg?

    ta :)
     
  13. graeme

    graeme Guest

    I think that will come though in the Admin thread Len, I posted this here by mistake and could not shift it
     
  14. anthak

    anthak Moderator Staff Member

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    Hi Chels,

    Thought I should bring this to your attention Chels:

    <blockquote>Quote from anthak on May 10, 2012, 18:16
    <blockquote>Quote from chels on May 10, 2012, 09:32
    An early protest from the shaky isles - we have been drawn as the home team but expected to travel? I see the FIXture committee has followed the precedents of football, league and basketball right from the outset.

    The boys had been briefed to expect this and at our temporary HQ in FNQ emotions are high but under control.

    Fitzy, the problem is not with you m8 - we look forward to a hard and clean(ish) game for which we plan to field all our rookies to give them some experience.*







    * If you believe that you'd believe anything.</blockquote>
    To the Manager, Waikickamoocow,

    Please accept this as notification that we have received your dispute and are considering possible outcomes that may alleviate the unrest that our original fixture may have caused.

    Regards,
    The FIXture Committee
    ORFFA headquarters
    </blockquote>

    Power to the people! :D
     
  15. anthak

    anthak Moderator Staff Member

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    A chant, cliched... should never be repeated.
     
  16. Len

    Len Cockburn Avenger Staff Member

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    <blockquote>Quote from chels on May 10, 2012, 18:30
    I think that will come though in the Admin thread Len, I posted this here by mistake and could not shift it</blockquote>

    lol, sorry mate, I had about 8 threads open and just responded to the post above, not reading what thread I was in, I shall come back later and edit this and the previous post with something more appropriate :p
     
  17. graeme

    graeme Guest

    no worries Len, makes it look as tho people are interested in the Waikiks!
     
  18. anthak

    anthak Moderator Staff Member

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    An important message from the FIXture Committee:
    <blockquote>Quote from anthak on May 11, 2012, 02:54
    <blockquote>Quote from anthak on May 10, 2012, 18:16
    <blockquote>Quote from chels on May 10, 2012, 09:32
    An early protest from the shaky isles - we have been drawn as the home team but expected to travel? I see the FIXture committee has followed the precedents of football, league and basketball right from the outset.

    The boys had been briefed to expect this and at our temporary HQ in FNQ emotions are high but under control.

    Fitzy, the problem is not with you m8 - we look forward to a hard and clean(ish) game for which we plan to field all our rookies to give them some experience.*







    * If you believe that you'd believe anything.</blockquote>
    To the Manager, Waikickamoocow,

    Please accept this as notification that we have received your dispute and are considering possible outcomes that may alleviate the unrest that our original fixture may have caused.

    Regards,
    The FIXture Committee
    ORFFA headquarters
    </blockquote>
    This is an open letter to the 18 league members of the ORFFA.

    After much deliberation (and with greasy palms), your FIXture Committee have decided to make a late change to the round 1 FIXture.

    Not long after receiving notification of a dispute from the Manager of Waikickamoocow, we received a phone call from the Hon Murray McCully - who is the New Zealand Minister of Foreign Affairs and Minister of Sport and Recreation - attempting to reach some sort of resolution that would, not only appease the thousands of angry rioting kiwis protesting the inequity of the round 1 fixture, but also give the country the exposure they hoped they would get from having a round 1 match on home soil.
    We also received this video from an Anon Kiwi collective:
    [embed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-w_AZ7K2P4[/embed]
    It was accompanied by a statement that we did not take too seriously as they thought Sydney was the capital of Australia and thought they would get maximum exposure there. We did not even bother to tell them that they dont give a stuff about the ORFFA in Sydney.

    Anyway, after long negotiations with the Hon Murray McCully, Mr Mike Todd (The General Manager of Marketing and Communications for Air New Zealand), Frances Evans (Live Saving Victoria Coordinator) and your FIXture Committee members - Jolcon and anthak - we have been able to come to an agreement.

    We are making an amendment to the round 1 FIXture.
    The game between the Venus Bay Vultures (Fitzy) and the Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles (chels) will now be held at the secret location of the Waikikamoocow home ground. The game will remain at 7:30pm AEST on Sunday 13th May for media reasons.

    There were many logistical arrangements made as part of the agreement:

    <img src="http://www.lifesavingvictoria.com.au/resources/images/News_-_Heli_Lifesaver_6_Image.jpg" />
    On Saturday morning, Life Saving Victoria will be transporting the full squad of 26 players and all support staff (including Fitzy and the chearleaders) by helicopter to the Phillip Island Aviation Centre.

    For logistical research we hired actors to model how it may go on Saturday. Here you can see how the traveling party may look while waiting at Phillip Island Aviation Centre:
    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9HhfRj6nJA1sM8-GovXlNeicVYXZcQ7cSdWA453dJhB6B53XB" />

    <img src="http://www.airnewzealand.co.nz/assets/Images-AirNewZealand/777-300-538x220.jpg" />
    Air New Zealand will send one of their 2 B747-400s (their oldest jet) to Phillip Island Aviation Centre to pick up the Vulture party, including up to 233 (the amount of Economy seats) fans that make it to Phillip Island in time, and fly them over to the Masterton/Hood Aerodrome Airport in New Zealand.

    The group, which is anticipated to be nearly 300 people all up, will be provided with a camping site to stay in Masterton on Saturday night:
    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWGVS5uoKFE_YQ4XQQbC0iOBlbhfL77jw8Xe6-mS6slRELYbNY" />

    We are now awaiting the Waikickamoocow Administration to send an email with details of the NZR bus timetable and instructions on how to get to the ground from Masterton. We do know that everyone will be blindfolded for the last 20 minutes of that trip.


    The FIXture Committee of the ORFFA would like to take this opportunity to apologise whole heartedly for the inconvenience this oversight has caused, and we will be adjusting the complete FIXture to incorporate the home team being the first named team in every instance, to avoid this type of uproar in the future.

    This game will be broadcast live into every State and Territory of Australia - except for QLD, where it will immediately follow the much anticipated derby between the Birdsville Battlers (Jolcon) and Whitsunday Warriors (TerryinBangkok) in Hook Island.

    Despite this minor hiccup, we do look forward to a great first round this weekend. We hope everyone involved enjoys their weekend.

    </blockquote>
     
  19. anthak

    anthak Moderator Staff Member

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    <blockquote>Quote from anthak on May 11, 2012, 03:31
    So that you all get a bit more of an idea of what we were up against, here are some pics of the angry rioters in New Zealand.

    As you can see, we really had no choice but to do what we could to stop these animals!

    The first one of Chels himself, stirring up the people:
    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ7BjFyPqMrCeCtFL8bHKDeP5Rxv-GAdQC2p2aAHa9SKIQRbU15" />

    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaJ8a5rJ_Mowje2IhW_j7LQZm49O_JqFuQGVy3EiJdt7uKQ1ZJ" />

    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqjKETR98DNbI_eYFMYvTkGUtpMIJK-73s8wNt7MTm0EioWcqu" />

    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTns_AUKOYrgbqaP9evKebndF83XKBz9XC1X14cdH1YN-0YfIdW" />

    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTuV4gWLdtt6V7Qbqk-d5gNEcrbWaGk-qg1V0uXaidfNKW_9vCrqA" />

    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYytElhmoqCgzhLvluYBjT2NcAwiadWJtb69LNdbI6YXgJtv0EDg" />

    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR1kYV76lzrykoChrkWylBiilPcsKD4rt-TOTlttIf92JLBe2ybBg" />

    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiOnK5lUS6-MQ2gVw4RUnzhT4VXgpbmbhzBfqnXGZbDs41AgF3" /></blockquote>
     
  20. graeme

    graeme Guest

    Waikik management suggests discerning readers proceed to the ORFFA 2012 inaugural season FIXture thread to see the truth of the matter.

    Protests? I see no protests in Ekatahuna. The picture below shows one of our players, who must remain nameless, being welcomed by a member of the cheerleader squad. We want no repeat of the negative publicity attached to the recent visit to the south island by a certain bay side football club. You will observe that they are "fully integrated" into the countryside

    <img src="http://tooserious.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/615h9-newman_domain2.jpg" />
     

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