Whitsunday Warriors

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  1. Lucas

    Lucas Moderator Staff Member

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    Sorry Rebecca Judd has not been approved release from the Humpty Doo Chief Cheerleaders. Negotiations involving defenders who may play this weekend can be arranged however.
     
  2. port_leschenault

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    I love the smell of port in the morning, what can I say? :D

    Outer Australia is not Outer Regional but po-tay-to/po-tah-to :D
     
  3. TerryinBangkok

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    <blockquote>Quote from port_leschenault on April 27, 2012, 13:01
    I love the smell of port in the morning, what can I say? :D

    Outer Australia is not Outer Regional but po-tay-to/po-tah-to :D</blockquote>

    You Outer here yet?
     
  4. tAdmin

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    <blockquote>Quote from TerryinBangkok on April 27, 2012, 12:35
    Well initially it was probably a good idea. You need an attraction to lure the good players away from the traditional bastions of footy such as Mawson Base. However, with Rebecca Judd soon to be in residence, we might have to clean our act up a little. It has been my experience that women fear only one thing; the possibility that some other woman may be better looking than they are.</blockquote>

    Probably that and fire.
     
  5. TerryinBangkok

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    Whitsunday Warriors Welcome Their First Round Draft Pick!

    Even the sun seemed to be smiling as the Judd family arrived at Hook Island Resort this morning to settle into what will be their new home for the next century. In a bold move, the coach of the WW secured Christopher Dylan Judd with the No. 15 pick. The deal is long term and takes advantage of the father/son rule ensuring that Oscar will also be a Warrior. As part of the package, the former Ms. Rebecca Twigley joined her family, having relinquished her previous position as cheerperson. When asked if she had any regrets, Ms. Twigley said, "Are you kidding? Have you ever been to Humptydoo?"

    Chris will be anxiously watching the draft to see who will be joining him at training. He stipulated quite clearly in his contract that he would not come if Bennie was in charge of the pharmacy on the island.
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    Chris Judd arrives to a warm welcome from Hook Islanders.
     
  6. TerryinBangkok

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    <blockquote>Quote from Hornsy on April 27, 2012, 13:29
    <blockquote>Quote from TerryinBangkok on April 27, 2012, 12:35
    Well initially it was probably a good idea. You need an attraction to lure the good players away from the traditional bastions of footy such as Mawson Base. However, with Rebecca Judd soon to be in residence, we might have to clean our act up a little. It has been my experience that women fear only one thing; the possibility that some other woman may be better looking than they are.</blockquote>

    Probably that and fire.</blockquote>

    Well! Welcome to the Savages CEO! If we knew you were coming we'd have baked a lobster pie.
    Did you shake hands with Chris? Did you get your welcome drink?

    Are you staying for dinner?
     
  7. tAdmin

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    Sounds like a delightful evening! Should I bring a bottle? Wine, or whisky rum?
     
  8. TerryinBangkok

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    And It Just Gets Better!

    With Pick No. 22, the Warriors have secured Michael Barlow (and his leg)!

    Michael and family and leg will arrive on Hook Island tomorrow. In an interview following the draft, Michael said he was looking forward to going fishing and snorkeling with his long-time friend Chris Judd. "Yeah, not many people know that Chris and I were playmates as kids. That was before Rebecca came along."
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    Michael and Chris playing together in their younger days.
     
  9. TerryinBangkok

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    <blockquote>Quote from Hornsy on April 27, 2012, 13:42
    Sounds like a delightful evening! Should I bring a bottle? Wine, or whisky rum?</blockquote>

    No need, no need. The Resort is equipped with all sorts of juices and other liquid refreshments and these are on the house for visiting CEOs and Coaches. There is a perky little Malbec you might like to try.

    Pity you won't meet Michael, who doesn't arrive until tomorrow, but would you like a seat at dinner next to Rebecca? Or perhaps you would just prefer to lounge at the bar and renew old acquaintance ships?

    Anyway, please make yourself at home.
     
  10. Kel

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    Looks like Pia Miller has already taken up residency in the Whitsunday's pending Brad's recruitment to the Warriors.
     
  11. TerryinBangkok

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    <blockquote>Quote from Kel on April 27, 2012, 14:09

    Looks like Pia Miller has already taken up residency in the Whitsunday's pending Brad's recruitment to the Warriors.</blockquote>


    Sssschtum Kel! We are hoping he will slide to Pick No. 456.
     
  12. Kel

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    Sorry TiB. :(

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  13. TerryinBangkok

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    Sss'right!


    Actually, I have a very, very sneaky trade up my sleeve for Pick No. 51. But this ORFFA mob has some bright buttons, so chances of getting there pretty slim.
     
  14. Kel

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    Keppler?
     
  15. TerryinBangkok

    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    Why do I have this eerie feeling I am being followed around by somebody?
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  16. TerryinBangkok

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    While you guys were "chilling" Juddy landed this small fish for breakfast to start his second day as a Warrior.
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    Harry O obliges by jumping in the water to help Juddy get his tiddler in the boat.
     
  17. Jason

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    I look forward to meeting the rest of the Whitsunday WAGs Terry. Surely Shaun Hampson is a lock to be drafted to Hook Island?

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  18. port_leschenault

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    <blockquote>Quote from TerryinBangkok on April 27, 2012, 13:23
    <blockquote>Quote from port_leschenault on April 27, 2012, 13:01
    I love the smell of port in the morning, what can I say? :D

    Outer Australia is not Outer Regional but po-tay-to/po-tah-to :D</blockquote>

    You Outer here yet?</blockquote>

    That's Outer the realms of possibility
     
  19. melbandy

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    Your cultural history smacks of softness and vulnerability.

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    The Nuffers respect your long existence and look forward to your demolition at their hands.
     
  20. TerryinBangkok

    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    TEAM SONG

    Y'all know the tune, or you shouldn't be here.

    We are the Warriors and we're okay
    We sleep all night and we train all day.

    We are the Warriors and we're okay
    We sleep all night and we play all day.

    We practice the forward press, we eat our lunch
    We go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays we have kick to kick
    And buttered scones for tea.


    All together now:
    We practice the forward press, we eat our lunch
    We go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays we have kick to kick
    And buttered scones for tea.


    Don't quit now:
    We are the Warriors and we're okay
    We sleep all night and we play all day.

    We kick left foot, we skip and jump
    We like to press wildflowers.
    We put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars.


    Join in:
    We kick left foot, we skip and jump
    We like to press wildflowers.
    We put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars?

    We are the Warriors and we're okay
    We sleep all night and we play all day.

    We tackle hard, we wear orange boots,
    A snorkel and a brolly.
    We wish we all could handball,
    Just like our dear old Polly.

    We tackle hard, we wear orange boots,
    A snorkel and a brolly?

    We are the Warriors and we're okay,
    We sleep all night and we play all day.

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