@Corza post Round 5 we will be holding a midseason draft to allow the culling of up to 3 injured or underperforming players from the current squads of 23 and replacement from the Free Agent list
The Round 2 review is once again courtesy of Chat GPT and inspired by Roy & HG Premier League Round 2 Review: The Glorious Shambles G’day, footy fans! It’s Roy and HG here, coming to you live from the bowels of the Premier League extravaganza where the football gods were having a bit of a giggle. Let’s dive into Round 2 where the thrills were thick and the spills were even thicker! Dynamos 974 vs. Kruisers 705 Oh, what a display of football pyrotechnics! The Dynamos were absolutely on fire, leaving the Kruisers looking like they’d just been hit by a meteor. It was like watching a rocket ship take off while the Kruisers were still trying to find their ignition key. With a scoreline of 974 to 705, it’s clear that the Dynamos aren’t just dynamite—they’re the whole fireworks display! Caribou 911 vs. Storm 760 Now, if you thought the Dynamos were impressive, hold onto your hats because the Caribou were absolutely storming the field—quite literally. They took on the Storm and turned their whirlwind into a mild breeze. With a score of 911 to 760, the Caribou were so electrifying that the Storm’s thunderclap seemed more like a faint whisper. Talk about a weather-related mismatch! Royals 728 vs. Vultures 851 Oh, the Royals. They came in all decked out in their finery, but unfortunately, their football was as flimsy as their crowns. The Vultures swooped in, circling and picking apart the Royals with a final score of 851 to 728. It was like watching a royal procession interrupted by a rather peckish bunch of birds—feathers were flying and so were the goals! Kickers 898 vs. Llamas 709 Now, the Kickers had a day out to remember, showing the Llamas just what a proper kicking looks like. With a final tally of 898 to 709, the Kickers were on such a roll, they probably thought they were auditioning for a breakdancing competition. Meanwhile, the Llamas looked like they were still figuring out how to use their legs. Tough luck, Llamas—your dance card’s full! All Stars 833 vs. Islanders 916 And finally, the All Stars tried their best to shine but ended up being a little too dim against the Islanders. The Islanders sailed through with a score of 916 to 833, making it clear that their tropical vacation had done wonders for their game. It was like a beach party where the All Stars forgot their sunscreen and got roasted. The Islanders didn’t just bring the heat—they turned the whole pitch into a tropical inferno! ----------------------------------------- And there you have it, folks! Round 2 of the Premier League—a classic blend of fireworks, storms, royal flops, llama shuffles, and island getaways. Until next time, keep your footy boots on and your drinks cold! Roy and HG signing off!