ROUND 16 TEAMS & BANTER - 05.09.2020

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  1. Jen

    Jen Well-Known Member

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    Round 16 – AFL Round 16 Date Saturday 5th September2020
    THEME - Late Withdrawal/Doughnut Round

    If Allan Jeans thought footballers were sausages, then it is pretty clear what missing players are. Doughnuts. Lovely, round, doughy doughnuts.

    And no matter what sort of doughnut that missing player or late withdrawal may be – iced, glazed, jam, cinnamon or one of those fancy-schmancy custard filled treats, they're just loaded with sugar and precious calories and other sweet things and I just can't compete with all that stuff, and ....

    Sorry.

    But whatever they are, one thing’s for sure - chomping down on a doughnut in fantasy football carries with it a very bitter taste indeed. May this round bring with it no player doughnuts, but many iced doughnuts - preferably with sprinkles.

    Wineglass Bay Packers V Foul Bay Chickens
    Lovely Banks Lilacs V Larrikin Lagoon Lefties
    Marble Bar Misfits V Nowhere Else Wanderers
    Wagga Wagga Wombats V Whitsunday Warriors
    Cradle Mountain Devils V Charlies Opening Spelunkers
    Gundagai Grasshoppers V Birdsville Battlers
    Gariwerd Cockatoos V Waikikamoocow Incorrigibles
    Nareewillock Nuffers V Mount Beauty Uglies
    Venus Bay Vultures V Iron Knob Codpieces

    Byes: Collingwood, Richmond
     
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  2. snoz

    snoz Well-Known Member

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    In case I have any difficulties tonite when TSL opens up for me - Round 16 tentative squad:

    DEF: Mills - Coff - Blitz - Weits (Brander)
    MID: Oliver - Cripps - Neale - McClugg (Powell)
    FWD: JMartin - Dawson - Allen - Fisher (Stringer)
    RCK: O'Connor oop
    I/C: Billings - O'Brien (Frederick)
     
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  3. Lenny120

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    Locking in tonight's players.

    Def:
    Mid:
    Ruc: Lycett
    Fwd: LDU, Rozee
    Int:
     
  4. Jen

    Jen Well-Known Member

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    I will post my team soon but I have more then 7 players this wewk, so already that's a good start for me :)
     
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  5. ChiefRussell

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    Foul Bay:

    Def: Sheppard, Saad, Shaw, Aish (E: Frost)
    Mid: Danger, Kelly, Libba, Murphy (E: Shiels)
    Ruck: Goldstein
    Fwd: Hawkins, Langford, Snelling, Dahlhaus (E:Motlop)
    I/C: McEvoy, Ceglar (E: Ziebell)
     
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    Provisional Cradle Mountain Devils Round 16 team for the Apple Isle clash at home against Charlies Opening Spelunkers

    Two emergencies playing tonight are in bold

    Def: M Hurley, D Rich, J Lever, D Talia (J Walker)
    Mid: J Steele, D Zorko, Z Jones, J Hopper (J Redden)
    Ruc: R Marshall
    Fwd: L Breust, T Membrey, H Himmelberg, A Naughton (K Farrell)
    Int: T English, D Heppell (A Keath)
     
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    graeme Well-Known Member

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    What's so difficult about tanking? You send a txt to all the players, they are slightly off or manage to get injured early (thank you Burto). Easy peasy, it's a doddle. Then a couple of players claim not to have received the txt and assume it's finals (looking at you Menegola and Dunks). Cannot win.

    The cows side to visit ant's cockies:
    D - Bailey Williams (68), Jeremy McGovern (61), Michael Hibberd, Zac Bailey (Dan Howe (50))
    M - Tom Mitchell (94), Sam Menegola (193), Nat Fyfe, Brad Crouch
    R - Reilly O'Brien
    F - Brandan Parfitt (98), Toby McLean (102), Tom Papley, Keidean Coleman (Jeremy Finlayson)
    I/C - Ryan Burton (6), Josh Dunkley (151)

    Cockies 6/499 a bit behind the cows 8/773
     
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    Bandit Moderator Staff Member

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    Spelunkers team to take on, and get shafted by, the Devils

    Def: Trent Rivers (84), Liam Duggan (117), Sam Petrevski-Seton (73), Darcy Gardiner
    Mid: Zac Merrett (122), Marcus Bontempelli (106), Jack Bowes, Oliver Florent
    Ruck: Sean Darcy (82)
    Fwd: Andrew Brayshaw (115), Lachlan Murphy (43), Bayley Fritsch (95), Nick Blakey
    Int: Thomson Dow, Ned McHenry
     
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  9. Len

    Len Cockburn Knightrider Staff Member

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    Marble Bar Misfits currently look like this for the rivalry game with @DaveH

    DEFENDERS
    Jake Lloyd, Nick Haynes, Caleb Daniel, Zachary Williams - Lachlan Sholl
    MIDFIELDERS
    Josh Kelly, David Mundy, Tim Taranto, Rory Sloane - Adam Tomlinson
    RUCKS
    Tom HICKEY
    FORWARDS
    Lachie Whitfield, Devon Smith, Will Hayward, Tom McCartin -
    INTERCHANGE
    Lachlan Weller, Matthew Deboer - Harry Shoenberg

    Changes likely..

    Getting very frustrated, my players just don't seem to be getting the club message.

    Having completely failed to respond to any coaching early on and looking good for draft picks we introduced sex drugs and rock and roll parties the night before games and encouraged a wee dram at half time of each game in an attempt to lock in the benefit from being shit.
    Who knew that's how you motivate??
    From 1 - 6 and 17th at R7 to 8 and 7 at R15

    Someone is going to be sacked.
     
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  10. TheTassieHawk

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    This is the lineup representing the Nuffers this weekend agaisnt the Uglies @bama @HeavyMen

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    TheTassieHawk SC fanatic Staff Member

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    The Nuffers have tallied 964/14 with Charlie Cameron to come as we target 1050 for the round.
     
  12. TerryinBangkok

    TerryinBangkok Moderator Staff Member

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    Who? Leon Cameron?
     
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    snoz Well-Known Member

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    Are we going to be ok with the quick turnaround from round 16 to 17 @Len for entering teams on TSL?
     
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    Len Cockburn Knightrider Staff Member

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    Should be, @walesy will need to roll on the night tomorrow.
    Ant dramas, post team and I will update
     
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